wisconsin neighbor chanting isis sex
Nothing but nothing gets you in the mood for some sexi-times like the thought of global terrorism, beheadings, mutilations and mass murder, right?
That’s the thinking of an elderly Wisconsin woman it seems, who called the cops on her neighbor, claiming she heard him chanting “ISIS is good! ISIS is great!” during sex.
According to WDJT the 82-year-old called authorities Sunday night to report her concerns over the terrorist-sex loving neighbor, who lives in her apartment complex in Brown Deer.
An officer was dispatched to interview the woman—and although they couldn’t completely rule out the ISIS sexi-times chanting claim, after speaking with her they determined there was no terror threat, and no need for further investigation.
"They couldn't necessarily validate it, but didn't dismiss it either," Police Chief Michael Kass says, adding that the woman seemed "kind of confused and worried people will not believe her."
Meanwhile, the officer asked the woman to remain vigilant, and to call back if she heard any further nefarious nighttime sex terror activity.
"We subscribe to the saying, 'See something, say something,'" Kass explains.
"We don't want to discourage people from reporting potential terror attacks. But this seems odd."
We're gonna hazard a guess that the neighbor's only true "crime" is looking swarthy in Wisconsin...
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