Zac Efron Tinder failure—Even Hollywood heartthrobs can't get laid…
It ain't easy being Zac Efron…
Sure, he might be smokin' hot, successful, rich and, ermmm…. smokin' hot…. but, even he can't get laid sometimes.
The 28-year-old opens up about his misadventures in online dating in a new interview with The Times.
Confessing that he once tried Tinder, but not one single person right swiped him.
As Popdust previously reported, Efron split from his last girlfriend, Sami Miro, back in April after nearly two years of dating.
And, he admits he's afraid his celebrity status means he'll never be able to date again.
Note to Zac....it never stopped Matt Damon, and he's kinda big celeb wise…
Dating is something I'll never be able to do.
As in the dictionary definition of dating, because one way or another I've impacted that person's life and they'll soon realize it. …
A date has to be very long to dispel whatever people think of me.
And, on his epic Tinder fail:
Amazingly, when I signed up for Tinder, nobody swiped me!
They thought [my profile] was fake.
Shoulda tried Grindr Zac…..
Efron also talks about his struggles with depression—and why, after having previously googled himself every morning, he now tries to limit his social media use:
I lost my mind because of the internet.
I'd read 30 positive things and one bad thing, then I'd harbor that bad thing.
It drove me crazy.
Meanwhile, Zac's all about the evolution these days apparently.
He talks about how he hopes to grow his career—from being a semi-naked "douchebag" to respected actor:
We have the ability to change the world with cinema.
I love acting, I study it every night — Enter the Dragon, Se7en.
It's been a struggle.
From day one, I wanted to do authentic work.
It wasn't about money. It wasn't about fame.
It wasn't about Instagram.
I want to earn the evolution.
To earn something, you've got to go all out.
Take your shirt off.
Know you're a douchebag.
Make an idiot of yourself.
Then reap the benefits.
What you get by doing this is street cred, then you get to work with great directors.
I need to meet somebody face-to-face, then I can earn that dramatic cool role, that good role.
Talking of which (not) Efron just finished filming the Baywatch reboot, alongside Dwayne "The Rock' Johnson.
And, the 44-year-old acting veteran made quite the impression on Efron.
[Johnson] wants to make an impact beyond acting.
He could run for president.
Fuck it, he'd be better than anyone at this point.
We can't disagree with you there Zac.
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