Sometimes TV and video games are just a poor excuse to escape the realities of our depressing everyday lives. They let us escape this cold, brutal world, if not only for a brief hour and twenty minutes, probably more if you're playing Fortnite or Madden.
Other times, these things are more than just coping mechanisms to deal with the fact that your favorite team might not make it to the World Series (yet again). But instead, we get blessed with something so good that it will forever be ingrained in our memories. The characters you wish you were friends with, that line you'll never forget, or that game you'll play to ignore and spite your gf on purpose. We're looking at you, Fortnite. These are the ones that become the cult classics.
And at Barstool Sports, they're all about respect. So pay homage to some of the greats by upgrading your sad, sad wardrobe today. What's more, you'll be doing your part to keep what's still right with the internet alive and thumping. Shop today, Stoolies.
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Spite your haters and show you love Michael Scott more than he loves paper (cues Post Malone) by repping this Office-themed tee. Let's face it. Your "that's what she said" jokes are probably not as funny as his, but the world's best boss said it best: you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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This is your go-to for those days you skip the shower and anything remotely productive, in favor of throwing a couple back to the sound of Fright Night Lights reruns. The show may be over, but it's still Texas Forever. Prove your loyalty like Tim did the day he took the rap for the chop shop and get this shirt.
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Christmas is Coming Ugly Sweater
Only real fans who don't just watch Game of Thrones only for the sex scenes will get this one. Christmas is coming and so is our hero Jon Snow to save us from the shitty tv shows we have to deal with until GOT returns for it's final season. These are real tears. Prepare for the end and the holidays by buying this sweater.
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Your favorite baseball player could never. Big Papi who? No one's coming close to the GOAT, Pablo Sanchez. The kid was an absolute beast on the field. He's known as the "Secret Weapon," but anyone with any sort of sense knew if they were playing to win, they had to put him in. Reminisce back on the times you'd spend hours in front of the PC with this Pablo shirt.
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We have no idea how this game became a cultural phenomenon overnight. It's the root of countless breakups and divorces, the reason Pam Anderson says some guys have gone asexual and apparently why some of our employees can't seem to get any work done. If you want to piss off your girlfriend even more, get this Fornite-themed tee.
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Shark week withdrawals are real. Luckily, thanks to this thing technology you can stream Jaws, a movie that will forever stand the test of time (don't debate me), anytime you want. Wear this shirt in honor of the shark-fighting captain who gave it all for the team, RIP Quint.
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No movie plot could ever come close to this classic, not even that 2015 movie by the same name about a group that robs and does extreme sports. We're not even going to call it a remake. Bank-robbing surfers, Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves, and Gary Busey delivering this classic line about meatball sandwiches, what more could you ask for? Reminisce and get the shirt now.
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We've never wanted to be a group of 13-year-olds so bad. That sounds horrible, but not as bad as Drake's unhealthy obsession with Millie Bobby Brown. The Stranger Things kids take squad goals to the next level. Though, for sure we don't envy any of that business they get into with the Upside-Down. The whole thing is just creep AF. Regardless reach some level of cool by buying this shirt.
