Dating Review Whiplr

Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin'.

This week—dating review Wiplr

SLOGAN: Whiplr- a messenger with kinks.

There's now a dating app which is essentially S&M Tinder, and if I'm to be totally forthcoming with you, dear reader, I'm kinda into it.

If you find swiping through Tinder only slightly more exciting than shopping for tube socks, then Creeper, welcome home.

You are among friends.

Users set up a profile, choose their kink, then text, call and video chat within the app, then meet like-minded weirdos in the area.

These options are...weird.

The video chat feature means, among other things, you don't need to give out your number but you can't hide behind the Valencia filter.

Or that picture of you on senior spring break from The University of Arizona.

The app also lets users find S&M-themed events and meetups, which were...interesting.

HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of every 15

BEST PICK UP LINE: "It's not love unless you pay for it." Oh wait, that's a line from Mike Tyson Mysteries on Adult Swim.

WORST PICK UP LINE: "Do you have any facial hair?" Like, besides my beard?

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 7

HOTTEST GUY:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: ""I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you."

Conversation Skills: Obviously read the book. (or, more likely, saw the movie)

Closing Skills: Alex may be "the dom," but I feel like I could take him.

GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Kneel before Shmi." (which doesn't really have the same punch as "Kneel before Zod.")

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Not fucking around.

Closing Skills: PORK CHOP!!!!!!!! (that's my safe word. Phrase. Whatever)

WEIRDEST DUDE:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Look out Kim, Enigma is taking contouring to a whole new level.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: An enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a Twinkie.

Closing Skills: I think I already hooked up with him on the Juggalo site.

HELLS TO THE NO:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Hey ladies, can I buy you some fish bowls filled with booze?

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Slurs worse than the sluriest slurrer you ever heard slur

Closing Skills: I'm guessing there's some E.D.

BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY:

It turns out that people who are into BDSM like to get together for meet and greets, only they're called Brunch 'n Munches.

Which sounds like something that septuagenarians playing Canasta might attend.

So my S&M curious gal pal Lauren and I loaded into her mom's mini van, which allowed for room in case we hit it off at the Brunch 'n Munch and wanted to submit to an impromptu spanking.

I'm not a sub in the classic sense, in an much as I don't want to be urinated on or forced to shop for Louboutins whilst wearing a butt plug (which was actually proposed to me on this site).

But, I think I can speak for most women when I say we want to be dominated. In bed.

I wanna be spanked, have my hair pulled, sweet obscenities whispered in my ear.

I don't want nipple clamps or a reenactment of that scene in Pulp Fiction, but I wanna know the guy is in charge.

Even my most ardent feminists friends enjoy a good choke out.

So the mini van pulled into the parking lot of Jerry's Deli long about 3 PM Wednesday, and Lauren and I deliberated over who should enter first.

Neither, it was decided, we would simply sneak around to the side and spy through the window.

After that, the next appropriate action would be determined.

“Oh my Gaad," Lauren gasped. “Is that lady wearing a scrunchy?"

I followed her finger, and indeed, the Brunch 'n Munch looked more like an Over-eaters Anonymous meeting in Little Rock than it did a gathering of urbane fetishists.

Still, as an intrepid journalist, I insisted we infiltrate this peculiar and unsightly counter culture.

But Lauren staunchly refused, and so we went in though the front, and split a Matzo ball soup.

SUMMARY:

Avoid the Brunch 'n Munch, but Whiplr is a good compromise for people who maybe want some tough love, but don't want to be ball gagged.

It's like 24 Shades of Grey.

Also, the matzo ball is excellent, if not a bit salty.

And so my quest for love continues...

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Each week, Popdust’s intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin’.

 

 

This week's dating review Happn

SLOGAN: The app to discover the people you’ve crossed paths with, the people you like, [and] the people you’d like to find again.

Every time you cross paths with someone in real life, their profile pops up on your Happn timeline.

They should cross that technology with Meghan's law.

So if you see a hot dude/chick getting a pressed juice at Whole Foods, they will be in your phone.

They actually even have this sexy music video that somehow manages to not be cheesy at all, until the girl sings into a hairbrush and the guy bites his lip.

I woke up to 40 matches. So it was almost like they were looming outside my house.

Creepy/hot.

HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of every 10

BEST PICK UP LINE: "I'm not really good at this. I mostly like to read."

WORST PICK UP LINE: "People think I'm gay, but I'm not."

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 7

HOTTEST GUY:

He'd give a dog a bone.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Meet me at the dog park?"

Conversation Skills: Weird/witty/wild.

Closing Skills: I don't know, but his balls are dreamy. (His eye balls, pervert)

GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Chicago native blah, blah, blah

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Chicago natives love to talk about their pizza.

Closing Skills: Which means he loves pie.

WEIRDEST DUDE: d

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Opens with a Seinfeld reference, which means he's totally Sponge worthy.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: We spoke for ten full minutes exclusively in Seinfeld references.

Closing Skills: If only I could find a Sponge.

HELLS TO THE NO:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Beach me like a?" What the hell does that mean? Should I look it up on Urban Dictionary?

Fuck it. I don't care.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Don't believe me, just watch.

Closing Skills: Jace seems like he has a lot of pep, which makes us highly incompatible, in as much as my hobbies are napping, sleeping, resting, relaxing, and convalescing, weather permitting of course.

BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY:

I suggested going to see the Robert Mappelthorpe exhibit at the LACMA when Max explained that his mother is coming to town, and they wanted to see it together.

"You're going to go look at pictures of fisting with your mom?"

I love that Wordpress refuses to acknowledge that 'Fist' can be a verb and keeps trying to auto correct me.

No, Wordpress, "fisting" is totally a thing.

He conceded that it was an odd plan and we decided that looking at pictures of fisting was a much more appropriate thing to do on a first date.

And so we went and took in artistic imagery like:

And post fisting, we went for tea, and that's when Max explained to me that he wasn't gainfully employed at the moment, but that it wasn't his fault.

"How's that?"

"Well, I was at a training seminar for selling sanitary napkin disposal units when the cops came in and arrested me."

"Why did they arrest you?"

"Because I stole my roommate's credit card and bought a Bowflex. "

It was then that I knew that I loved him.

Summary:

So far, the most innovative technology I've come across.

Plus I got to see some fisting.

And so my quest for love continues...

Check back on Popdust every Friday for an all new foray into the singles world….In the meantime, you can read past Adventures In Dating here

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Each week, Popdust’s intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin’.

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SLOGAN: Casual NSA dating

Honestly, I'm not even sure if this App is called Hook Up Dating because anytime I would click on the icon, the home page would disappear really fast, but I did manage to get this snap shot.

And because their icon looks suspiciously like Tinder's, I've decided they're just a poor man's Tinder, which is just a straight man's Grindr, which was probably some how born out of My Space.

Hang on... wait...whaat? My Space is still going?!!!! Who knew?!!

HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of every 12

BEST PICK UP LINE: "I'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight."

WORST PICK UP LINE: See above

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 4, and I had to make the first move! Only one dude messaged me! Must be losin' my touch.

HOTTEST GUY:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: He's hung and mixed race.

Conversation Skills: Succinct.

Closing Skills: He's bad. Nobody is badder, but he's got more crabbies than a seafood platter.

GUY MY MOM WOULD WANT ME TO DATE:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Insert golf pun. Which is already kind of a pun.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: What's a fancy animal? A fox? A poodle? A white guy who golfs?

Closing Skills: Sorry, mom. Not gonna happen.

WEIRDEST DUDE: d

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Sheepdog707 is 40, so the clock is already ticking on that back tat looking like George Hamilton's nut sac.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Oh, we enjoyed a spirited dialogue about and Prussian literature and necrotizing fasciitis and the mystery of the chick pea, in as much as it is neither a chick nor a pea.

Closing Skills: Thank you, no.

HELLS TO THE NO:

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Eff you."

Conversation Skills/Rapport: 123420171080416, what kind of way is that to address a lady? Or me for that matter?

Closing Skills: Excels with the self loathing set. So yeah, we goin' out Friday.

BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY:

So, no one on Hook Up Dating liked me.

In 23 days, I only got 4 messages. Look!

So I had to make the first move with Andy, a part time model/fitness instructor from Scottsdale, who had nothing to say.

I strained desperately and pathetically for some conversational lift off, but wound up telling him how I get winded when I put on my sports bra.

"You play sports?"

"No."

"Oh."

The rest of the night went like that, until after his third beer, Andy decided he wanted "a bump."

And so we embarked on a misadventure that led us to Nitro's place in the valley.

We waited outside his guest house for maybe 40 minutes when it finally occurred to me "Maybe I should leave.

"Or, at the very least, maybe I shouldn't publicly disclose that I accompanied someone to procure drugs."

But while these thoughts were occurring to me, Nitro answered the door with a bloody forehead.

Well, I think he opened the door with his hand, but he had a bloody forehead.

Seems a quarrel had erupted between Nitro and his roommate and a staple gun was involved.

Still, Nitro managed to be shockingly polite, like a butler from Downton Abbey.

"I apologize for the delay. If you could just bear with me, I'll be with you in a moment."

“Think nothing of it,” I replied in a matter consistent with his proper tone.

So with a hearty chin nod, he disappeared back into his hovel where the muted debate could be heard from the porch.

Something about Cherry Ludens, or Ted Cruz, or The Real Housewives.

I couldn’t be sure.

Nitro emerged from his hovel again, his finishing school background in full effect.

“I beg your pardon," he asked politely. "What was it you said you needed?”

Andy got out of the car and murmured something into Nitro's ear that probably rhymes with momaine.

Then Nitro was gone from view yet again, and by the time Andy realized it, so was I.

Like the final episode of The Sopranos.... fade to black....

SUMMARY:

If you're looking for a hot hook up might be best not to try Hook Up Dating...If you're looking for a reasonably priced 8-ball however, Nitro's your man...

And so my quest for love continues...

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Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin'.

Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love?

This week we shine the spotlight on Meet Single Firefighters

Slogan: Look through thousands of profiles and personals of single firefighters and choose the one that most appeals to you for dating!

But I feel like their Avatar has a better thigh gap than me, so I'm OK with that.

This time around, I went deep undercover as a horny chick who wants a fireman, and if you don't have ten minutes to read my review, it's basically just a lot of bad fire puns.

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Sometimes i just phone it in. This was one of those times.

But to be fair, I kinda feel like Meet Single Firefighters is kinda phoning it in too.

There's only like 5 members, and I uploaded my profile pic on Monday. It's still not up. Look!

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If you don't have anything better to do with your time, proceed and see if I found someone to stop, drop, and roll with.

HOT TO NOT RATIO: There were like 5 people on the site.

BEST PICK UP LINE: "It's long, hard, pumps like a bastard, and that's just the truck!"

WORST PICK UP LINE: "Wanna slide down my pole?"

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 5

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Doesn't know if this site is real and neither do I. I find that hot. Ish.ws lovoo

His Approach/Chat Up Line: He's a paramedic. Mouth to mouth is a sure thing.

Conversation Skills: He'd appreciate someone who can actually hold a conversation.

Closing Skills: Seems to be doing very well with that giraffe.

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Knows his best angles.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: Imsouglee.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: He's really not, especially with the Tom Selleck 'stache in full effect.

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Closing skills: Burn baby, burn.

WEIRDEST GUY: dating reviews meet single firefighters

Just so many contradictions.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm both simple and complex." And I'm both turned off and not turned on.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Wants a woman to kiss him right in the parking lot.

Closing Skills: Won't settle for lukewarm.

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HELLS TO THE NO: dating reviews meet single firefighters

I know what you're thinking. "What's so bad about Andrew?" Nothing. But there were only 5 guys on the site and I have categories to fill.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: my name is andrew, and Im 21 years old and I currently work as a fire fighter for the us forest service. Im a shy guy but I will open up once I get to know the person . so if want to know anything else just hit me up.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: If you want to know anything else, hit him up.

Closing Skills: Packing a fire hose. But then I guess, they all are.

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BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: dating reviews meet single firefighters

Since the fireman options were so limited, I did not go on a date this week. I did however, compile a list of the top ten fire oriented songs, in no particular order.

10. Burning For YouBlue Oyster Cult

9.Light My FireThe Doors

8. The Roof Is On FireRock Master Scott and The Dynamic Three

7. Fire WomanThe Cult

6. We Didn't Start the FireBilly Joel

5. Playing With FireThe Rolling Stones

4. Set Fire To The RainAdele

3. Sex On FireKings Of Leon

2. Disco InfernoThe Trammps

1. BurnEllie Goulding

SUMMARY dating reviews meet single firefighters

Better to have a week of online dating end without any burning sensations.

And so my quest for love continues.....

 

Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin''.

Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love?

This week we shine the spotlight on Lovoo.

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Slogan: The way to find people like you.

Woman's dating profile on Lovoo

Lovoo's slogan is inherently narcissistic and so I braced myself for a tour de force of man buns and fedoras, and got...well, have a look.

But before you do, allow me to make just a few other pointless comments and observations.

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LOVOO is an app that helps you find people nearby in a "fun and easy way" Their special radar allows you to:

• Play Match and find people to fall in love with

• Find new people and photos

• Chat with singles and get to know them

So it's basically the Grindr for romantics.

Here is the special radar thing-y they're so excited about:

Picture of Lovoo app It's very exciting.

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HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of 14

BEST PICK UP LINE: "Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I'm feeling a connection."

WORST PICK UP LINE: "There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!"

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 7

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Man profile on Lovoo Ummm..... Nicki Minaj called... she wants her sunglasses back..

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Nannoo Nanoo."

Conversation Skills: Smoove like buttah.

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Closing Skills: A body like Arnold with a Denzel face.

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Jason on Lovoo My mom says I never take things seriously. I think this guy could help maybe.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm so happy to meet you."

Conversation Skills/Rapport: No he's not.

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Closing skills: Call for help!

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Man playing accordion on Lovoo profile Labamba's got some magic fingers....

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Knock knock." Who's there?

Conversation Skills/Rapport: "Accordion." Accordion who?

Closing Skills: Accordion to your profile pic you're real cute.

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Dad and junior looking for a threesome?

ating

His Approach/Chat Up Line: I didn't really get that far.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: See: Above

Closing Skills: I feel like they might not have the easiest time. At least with this approach.

BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: dating reviews, Lovoo

In his profile pics, Donald looked kinda like Walter White, but in person, he was more like a fat, balding Harry Potter.

I agreed to meet him at his house because of what my therapist refers to as "low grade suicidal ideation," but when I arrived, there was no answer.

I called, I texted, no answer still, and if you read my column, you'd know this is not the first time it's happened to me.

Also, if you read my column, I am so sorry you don't have better things to do with your time and apologize for all the stupid stupidity.

I was about to go home and cut, when a wild boar, who was later revealed to be an obese chocolate lab, appeared and led me to the back of the house, where a light was on.

"Follow the wild boar to the light," I told myself, as I have so many times before.

I arrived at the source of the light: a lamp perched on an end table just past the bed, where, Donald lay still, facing away from me.

"I found your dog, I think..." I tentatively began. At which point Donald dramatically turned toward me and lifted the blanket, so as to invite me in.

Only Donald....was wearing a bra and underwear! And not tidy whities but girls' underwear. (I will use so many unnecessary words simply to avoid using the word "panties," because it just bugs me.)

So I followed the wild boar back to my car.

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This is not safe and I think I need back up.

Any takers?

And so my quest for love continues.....

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Each week, Popdust's intrepid reporter, Suzy McCoppin, goes deep undercover in order to guide you through the potentially murky waters of cyber lovin'.

Can you really swipe, click, match, wink your way to true love?

This week we shine the spotlight on Date a Trekkie.

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Slogan: Sign up and instantly search through thousands of Trekkie singles looking for someone like you.

 

Star Trek fans have broken into warring factions over what they should be called.

Apparently Trekkie is somewhat of a derogatory term and refers to zealous obsessives who still manage to break into a 3/4 squishy when they see the Priceline Negotiator.

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Trekkers are a savvier lot, and legend has it, the term was originated in the 1970s to try draw a line between those fans jumping on the Star Trek band wagon, and the die- hards, who were there from episode 1- the Trekkers.

For those of you who haven't fallen asleep, join me on this space odyssey and see if I find a handsome young inner galactic virgin who might want to get in Uranus. I mean my anus.

Whatever.

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Speaking of which, I’m surprised this site isn’t more popular with the suicide bomber set. Perhaps after the release of this column, it will be.

You’re welcome, Date A Trekkie.

HOT TO NOT RATIO: 1 out of 20

BEST PICK UP LINE: "Wanna get naked and start the next generation?"

WORST PICK UP LINE: "Beam me up, hottie."

NUMBER OF CORRESPONDENCES IN ONE WEEK: 6

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I like a man bun. And yes, I am ashamed.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Go ahead. Stick your weiner in my bun."

(Just kidding, but I'm going to start wearing my hair in a bun just so I can say that to guys. Well, I guess I can say that irrespective of my hair 'do. So never mind.

Conversation Skills: Hypocrite. "I try to avoid trendy places and things at all costs." And yet he has a man bun.

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Closing Skills: Anyone whose hobby is napping makes me wanna put my weiner in his man bun.

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His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Hi how awkward is writing about yourself." And how pesky is punctuation?

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Scottish import so he kinda sounded like Shrek. Maybe he was looking for Date A Shrekkie.

Closing skills:

 

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 WEIRDEST GUY: dating reviews date trekkie

Pretty normal dude, weird he's on Date A Trekkie.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "Let's get butt naked and fuck." (actually no, that was 2Live Crew.)

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Fascinating. (so he says)

Closing Skills: Slays nerd ass at Comic Con.

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Only because I'm pretty sure he's referencing Sir Mix A Lot's Baby Got Back, when he says "Klingon face with an Alderaan booty." And this makes me love him.

His Approach/Chat Up Line: "I'm programmed in multiple techniques; a broad variety of pleasuring." (I love this guy-he's so committed.

Conversation Skills/Rapport: Only spoke in Borg.

Closing Skills: Did you know the Vulcan Salute originated from the Shocker?

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BLOW BY BLOW DATE SUMMARY: dating reviews date trekkie

Ray and I bandied about some date ideas.

Dave and Busters, where he had a Groupon, to see The Brothers Grimsby…on his laptop, or to go to Ross, because he had some “slacks” he needed to return.

But the truth of the matter was that Ray didn’t want to go out at all.

Because he listed his ice cream maker on Craigslist and he was concerned he might miss a call.

“But you have a cell phone,” I protested.

“Yeah but I only listed my home phone in the ad.”

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“But can’t you just….” It was then that I realized, when you’re setting up a date with a Trekkie, and he gives you an out, take the out.

And so I did not go on a date with Ray, though later that night, at around 9:30, he did pitch me his ice cream machine at a discounted rate.

SUMMARY

And remember, kids, if you wanna go Deep Space 9, pull out, lest you spawn the next generation.

And so my quest for love continues.....

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