Caitlyn isn't the only one transitioning in the Jenner household.

Her son, Brody Jenner, has also undergone quite the change recently, going from professional Hollywood Douchebag to caring compassionate man.

Perhaps it's all just part of growing up—or maybe his father's journey has opened his eyes—either way, the 31-year-old is coming across as a pretty decent dude these days—as evidenced by his seemingly unwavering and unconditional support for Caitlyn.

"What are my thoughts on the transition? It's incredible," Brody told E! recently. "I think that it's probably one of the most historical things that's happened in a long [time]."

"I've known Bruce for a long time and I didn't really get along with Bruce," he continued. "Caitlyn I get along a little more, because Caitlyn is actually who she really is and she's living her life finally now as the person that she always was. Caitlyn is a much freer, happier person and I think that's very special, and I think that the most important thing is that people who are in that situation, don't be afraid to be yourself. Be yourself. And if you're not accepted by your family, there will be people who will accept you."

It's a long way from Jenner's Prince of Malibu, The Hills, and [cringe] Bromance days, where he basically was known best for being a self absorbed asshole who hung out with Spencer Pratt, dated D-listers such as Lauren Conrad and Kristen Cavallari, threw hissy fits on airplanes, and fought with fellow King of the Douches, Joe Francis, over Playboy Playmates.

Meanwhile, Jenner is going to be taking his warm fuzzy grown-up show on the road, doling out relationship advice to the needy via his new talk show, titillatingly titled, Sex With Brody, which premiers July 10 at 10.30pm on E!

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Boy oh boy, every time Chris Brown opens his stupid, vile mouth he confirms his commitment to being a total and utter piece of shit.

Troubled R&B singer Kehlani Parrish attempted suicide on March 28 after her ex, PARTYNEXTDOOR published a photo of them together, implying that she cheated on NBA star Kyrie Irving with him.

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Clearly not in a good place, she posted a heartbreaking note on Instagram under a photo of her in hospital with an IV in her arm after she had tried to end her life, before being found by friends.

Kehlani shows her tattooed arm complete with IV

"I wanted to leave this Earth. Being completely selfish for once. Never thought I'd get to such a low point. But don't believe the blogs you read.No one was cheated on and I'm not a bad person. Everyone is hurt and everyone is in a place of misunderstanding. But as of today, I had no wish to see tomorrow. But God saved me for a reason and for that…I must be grateful. Cuz I'm not in Heaven right now for a reason. On that note, bye Instagram,"

Inserting himself right into the middle of someone else's crisis, asshole Brown posted an unbelievably cruel message on Twitter in support of his "homie", Cleveland Cavaliers player Irving, 24.

It's fair to say that the world of Twitter did not share his views and this tweet pretty much summed up the general feeling of disgust that Brown would go after someone who is clearly vulnerable.

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Brown's timeline exploded with users up in arms about his comments, but bearing in mind his misogynistic history of sexism and violence towards women it's hardly surprising that he would give zero f*cks about a woman in pain, for whatever reason.

What is really goddamn scary is that he is raising a child. A little girl who needs to be guided into becoming a woman—with his attitude towards women, what on earth kind of adult is she destined to become? Poor child.

What's also incredible is that he has a picture of his daughter as his profile picture on Twitter right next to the anti-women vomit he spews.

The sooner this moron pipes down and crawls back under the rock he came from the better.

Need Another Reason To Hate Chris Brown? You're Welcome.

Imagine trying to co-parent a daughter with someone who hates women?

If you, or anyone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide please contact the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 or visit their website

80% of people that seek treatment for depression are treated successfully, and almost all patients gain some relief from their symptoms.

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Ah, Kevin Federline!

He may not be Well-Fed anymore, but there’s still plenty of douche in K-Fed.

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The former Mr. Britney Spears has kept relatively out of the spotlight since spitting from the singer back in 2006.

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Following their divorce, Federline stepped-up to the parenting plate, taking over custody of his two sons with Spears after she went all mishugina with some hair clippers and an umbrella.

While playing stay-at-home-dad, K-Fed continued doing what he does best—spreading his highly fertile seed around California—increasing his kid count to six, with the addition of another son and daughter, from his now-wife, Victoria Prince.

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For a hot minute, it looked as if Federline may have turned his back on the glitz and glamour of Hollywood, but he was soon back at it, with not one, but two singles.

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Y’all Ain’t Ready, and PopoZão, were both met with less than favorable reviews—as was Federline’s debut album, Playing With Fire.

The 37-year-old listened to his critics, hanging-up his rap spurs, and turning his attention instead to modeling and acting in order to bolster the paltry $20,000 a month child support from Spears he was forced to live on.

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Sadly however, the former back-up dancer’s model and acting career was cut short after he started piling on the pounds.

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But, ever the opportunist, K-Fed turned the situation to his advantage, appearing on Celebrity Fit Club, and then Australia’s Excess Baggage.

And, it seems he’s managed to keep the excess baggage off—as he’s sporting a decidedly thinner frame these days.

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Federline was showcasing his trimmer torso in Las Vegas over the weekend, as he celebrated his birthday at the Crazy Horse gentleman’s club, alongside his wife, and brothers, Chris and Patrick Federline.

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Never one to miss out on a chance for some publicity—and some free swag—the birthday boy was photographed chilling in the V.I.P. booth with his entourage.

Playing the Douche card to a T, he was also snapped making it rain on two lucky strippers by way of a money gun; posing above a sea of cold hard cash; and mugging for the cameras in the merchandise store.

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Then, proving he’s not just a taker, he’s a giver too, Federline took to the decks, to thrill and entertain the sea of eager fans with his DJ skills.

Sadly however, it appears Brit Brit was busy washing her hair that night—or hanging out with Hillary Clinton—and she was unable to savor her ex-husband’s aural offerings.

Sandra Bullock Likes ‘Em Douchey!

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Kanye West and Spencer Pratt have a lot in common.  They are universally ridiculed, have plastic wives and have both been in the press in the last week.

Kanye is actually always in the press thanks to being surgically implanted in the Kardashian Klan's asses and of course his off-the-meds Twitter rants that veer between offensive and just out and out bizarre. Spencer on the other hand, would love to be in the press more, but is obviously a little out of practice as he got it hugely wrong in an interview with Vice's Broadly last week that he's had to back pedal on (more of that later).

Having both of them hit our consciousness at the same time made us wonder....just who out of Kanye West and Spencer Pratt is the biggest moron?  Ever conscious of being fair, we have applied a scientific approach in our quest for an answer to out question and scored each contender out of 10 in the same categories.

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Read on for our analysis and then let us know who wins the title of super-prick in your opinion.

Spencer Pratt

One half of what were the most hated duo in reality TV, that is until Kimye were born. Spencer and his wife Heidi Montag are most famous for appearing as the darstadly duo bad guys on The Hills which aired from May 2006 until July 2010.

Since it's cancellation, then they have flogged their reality asses out to the highest bidder, desperately and unsuccessfully trying to stay relevant. It hasn't worked.


Spencer burst onto our screens as a fresh faced 22 year old on the short-lived reality show Princes of Malibu. He went on to be one of the primary characters along with Heidi in all seasons of The Hills until it's cancellation in 2010. His appearances earned him the title of 'Greatest Reality Villain', but it's all been downhill from there.

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Spencer, along with Heidi has continued to make the rounds of reality shows; I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, Marriage Boot Camp and Celebrity Big Brother, all the while becoming even more of a parody of his obnoxious self.

Generally viewed as a talentless joke.


Marriage—For Real Or For Show?

Weird dynamic. They eloped whilst on The Hills and then had a real wedding after realizing they were stronger as a pair than individually. When they appeared on the UK Celebrity Big Brother their relationship was the subject of both viewers' and their fellow housemates scrutiny, and the general consensus was that he was massively controlling and she was just a vacuous sheep.

Love's young dream.

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They famously faked a break up in order to secure a magazine deal and try to 'relaunch' Heidi's career.  Even more bizarrely, Spencer claims that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick based their own on-screen relationship on theirs.

Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars—Spencer Pratt Forgives Reality Producer Who ‘Tried To Destroy’ His Life

They have been married a long time though (if you take out the fake break up) and seem to at least love each other (either that or they both realize that nobody else would put up with either of them).

On balance—we think the Speidi marriage is at the real end of the spectrum.



Famously claimed to have blown through $10 million. Now are living rent free courtesy of his dad and living from reality pay check to pay check.

Small fry.



Humble is not a word you would use to describe Spencer. He says he took so long to graduate from USC because he was too busy “being famous” and that he should “probably have a doctorate or two” by now. He also recently described himself as a poet.

Spencer has compared himself and Heidi to Jay-Z and Beyonce (I bet Mr & Mrs Carter do just the same thing) and claims Kris Jenner begged him to manage Kim Kardashian's career back in the days when Kimmy was trying to make it as a stylist to her famous friends in order to get on TV.

The couple have all their tabloid covers framed—apparently they are happy to be reminded of headlines like “Destroyed By Fame” and “Heidi's New Surgery Disaster”.

Speidi's wall of shame.

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Spencer does however at least have a tiny crumb of self awareness. He knows the public persona he and his wife have created and that when they get a gig they are being paid to be cartoon characters. They are happy to be controversial, stir up some shit, lob a few grenades into the mix and collect their pay check.

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At least knows that his ego is part of his USP.


Faux Pas

Pratt made a massive faux pas a few days ago by astonishingly comparing the trauma of the cancellation of The Hills after six seasons with 9/11. Yes that's right, 9/11. To be honest you have to admire the extremely high level of narcissism required to compare a scripted reality show about a bunch of airheads in California with the most shocking terrorist attack on US soil that cost over 3000 people their lives and pretty much changed the world.

I guess Spencer thinks there are dinner party conversations along the lines of “where were you when you heard The Hills was cancelled?” I am sure though, that those who lost loved ones in the twin towers can gain some comfort in the fact that Spencer and Heidi went through just as much pain as them.

Spencer at least feels some remorse for his insensitive comments—well he felt remorse after the interview was published and he found himself the subject of a huge social media backlash.

He held his hands up and tweeted his apology and at least appeared genuinely contrite.  


Kanye West

Where do you start with Kanye? Rapper / professional husband / clothing designer / father. Famously pursued Kim Kardashian for years before finally nailing her and marrying in to reality's royal family. But who is Kanye? In his own words;

I am Warhol. I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now who's gonna be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more!”


What's annoying about Kanye is that he is actually universally accepted to be hugely talented and massively influential in the hip hop/ rap scene. He is one of the best selling artists of all time, having sold more than 32 million albums and 100 million digital downloads. He's won a total of 21 Grammys.

He first became known as a producer for Roc-A-Fella records, producing hits for artists such as Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. He went on to carve out an incredibly successful solo career and his latest album The Life Of Pablo has just been released after much hype and many delays.

#trollingstone: Kanye West Rolling Stone Cover Troll

Other ventures outside of music have had mixed success. In 2008 he bought the rights to Fatburger restaurants in Chicago and announced plans to open 10 new outlets. He opened two, both of which shut down in 2011.

West has established a creative content company named DONDA which he claimed would pick up where Steve Jobs left off. It's difficult to say whether this venture has been a success or not as West is tight-lipped about the operation and the company has no website or social media presence.

Kanye first dipped his toe into the designer world with collaborations with brands such as Nike, Louis Vuitton and Adidas. His launched his own clothing line, Yeezy in 2015 which has recently shown it's third collection at New York Fashion Week. Yeezy clothing divides opinion, but it's certainly not making him any money right now.

Yeezy collection—unflattering to say the least.

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In March 2015,  West was announced as co-owner along with Jay-Z, Beyonce, RihannaChris Martin and Nicki Minaj amongst others, of the new music streaming service Tidal. Not much has progressed since then—after Tidal faced a backlash he seemed to distance himself, but who knows.

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Can't deny his musical talent.


Marriage—For Real Or For Show?

Seems a  Kanye has been dogged with rumors about his sexuality for years with many believing the Kimye marriage is mutually convenient.

Whatever you think of her, Kim is incredibly beautiful, but Kanye seems to style her in a way that demeans and undermines her. The bizarre skin-tight, unflattering outfits he squeezes her into seem designed to make her look bad. And who can forget that photo shoot he directed of her literally crawling around in the dirt in hideous flesh colored nylon looking like a top shelf magazine's reader's wife.

This Photo Surely Proves Kanye West Actually Hates Kim Kardashian

Their engagement was a public extravaganza, their wedding was a circus and they have such an altered reality of the world they think it's healthy to deck their daughter out in fur and designer outfits and subject her to the grown up world they have cultivated of constantly being followed by 600 photographers.

The circus came to Florence for the self styled wedding of the century.

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Even she is rumored to be losing patience with his embarrassing rants, this marriage is definitely on the upper end of the fake/convenience scale.



West recently tweeted that he was $53 m in debt, begging Mark Zuckerberg to donate $1 billion to “Kanye West ideas”.

Kanye West Is $53 million In Debt And Asks For Your Prayers

The debt appears to have been accrued from the rapper's devotion to his fashion dreams. He's put his own money into his collections which have cost literally millions to share with the world.

As well as begging billionaires for money, there was a rumor that his fans, through a GoFundMe page, would be able to donate money to enable Yeezy to “bring more beautiful ideas to the world”.  Thankfully this fell through.

If you are worried that Kanye is going to have to sell off some of little North's furs or actually live in a house he has carried out a multi-million refurbishment of before he starts the next one, fear not.  He reassures us he's still got enough personal wealth for all that. He just needs other people's money to help him “create”.

Not as skint as he would like us to believe.  Plus he can always tap up the wife.



Kanye's ego knows no bounds. He calls himself the biggest rock star on the planet.

Yeezy is not afraid of stamping his feet and being a whining poor loser if he feels his brilliance has not been recognized. At the AMAs in 2004 he stormed out after not winning Best New Artist, saying he felt he was robbed. When nominated for a Grammy in 2006 he said that he would “really have a problem” if he didn't win the Album of the Year award. He went onstage at the 2006 MTV EMAs to interrupt the presentation of Best Video to another artist to protest that he should have won.

Then there was of course, his notorious stage invasion at the 2009 MTV VMAs where he grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift to claim that his close friend Beyonce should have got the Best Video award that Swift was accepting. He was widely panned for his overwhelming rudeness —even President Obama called him a “jackass” and the incident was his breakthrough jerk moment and inspired an influx of memes, tweets and jokes.

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West did apologize in the aftermath of the incident but recently reignited the feud when he claimed in the song Famous on his new album that his actions put Swift on the map and gave her her career. Ego much?

West is an avid Tweeter and firmly believes he is omnipotent and that his opinion means far more than anyone else's. He announced last year that he plans to run for the presidency in 2020—something he truly believes he would be awesome at.

Kanye West's name is next to the dictionary definition of 'ego'.


Faux Pas

Most of the time West's controversial rants and comments are intentional and for attention, self promotion and born out of ego. Sometimes however, he veers into faux pas territory and has to beat a hasty retreat.

He recently realized he'd crossed a line when he brought ex-girlfriend Amber Rose's child into his ongoing online beef with the ex-stripper. He had to back-track fast though when Amber revealed salacious titbits about him and he realized that he maybe didn't want to poke that bear too much.

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Kanye also had to issue a quick apology after an interview in October last year after accidentally calling Caitlyn Jenner by her former name, “Bruce”—whoops! Bet that was #awkward at Thanksgiving.

The thing about about Yeezy is that he rarely realizes / admits when he's made a faux pas (like saying Bill Cosby is innocent). So most of what a normal self aware person would class as a faux pas goes under the heading of ego.


And the winner is....

.....Kanye West!

With a score of 23/50 Spencer came nowhere near Kanye's 41/50 on the dickhead scale.

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It's actually quite hard to believe there is anyone out there who would beat Kanye in a competition to determine who is the most egotistical, arrogant prick, but sometimes it's just nice to see it in black and white.

What do you think?

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Just when we thought Justin Bieber was growing up a bit, he reminds us that he is still the immature, disrespectful little twat he has always been.

Biebs' entourage has moved on from their New Years celebrations in St Barts to Mexico and for some reason, they decided to visit a fortress in Tulum, just south of Cancun (maybe he was searching for the meaning of life or something).

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According to TMZ, the visit didn't last that long, as the temple guards booted him out when he dropped his pants for a selfie.  Yep that's right, Justin thought it would be appropriate to drop his trousers at a historical monument with, as usual, complete disregard for what anyone else visiting might think or feel, let alone the locals.

Justin Bieber Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled—Apologizes For Naked Photo

Police were called to the site after a 15 minute row during which Justin hurled insulting abuse at the guards who tried to stop him and he tried to climb onto the ruin.  Staff at the archaeological site say that Bieber, and his posse, which includes his latest hookup Hailey Baldwin, were refused entry at first as he appeared to be drunk and was carrying cans of beer.

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It's not a first for juvenile Justin. In 2013 he pissed about at the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam and wrote in the guest book that he hoped she would have been a Belieber (sure she would). Later that year he had his bodyguards carry him on the Great Wall of China before they moved onto Buenos Aires where they were pictured assaulting a photographer.

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Big Pharma exec, Martin Shkreli has upped the asshole ante yet further—enlisting the services of the mighty Wu-Tang Clan in his bid to be crowned the hands-down biggest douche in the world

The 32-year-old drug tycoon was revealed today as the secret buyer of the east coast Hip-Hop legends’ new double album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.

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Now, when we say Shkreli’s the album’s buyer, we don’t, obviously, mean that he’s purchased the album’s rights for distribution—because, duh! What would be the 1-percenter fun in THAT?

Oh no, Shkreli dropped a cool $2 million for the right to make sure that NO-ONE but he, and who he chooses, gets to hear the album, especially none of us 99-percenter losers. Because, let’s face it, it’s unlikely any of us are going to be kicking around in 88-years time, which is how long Shkreli has purchased the exclusive rights for.

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Oh, and Shkreli, who grew up in Brooklyn, clearly didn’t make the purchase because he’s a huge Wu-Tang fan—that’s evidenced by his seeming inability to name a single track other than C.R.E.A.M.

Prior to today’s announcement, Shkreli had pretty much sealed the deal to be the world’s biggest scumbag ever—he was aleady a shoo-in back in August after his company purchased the manufacturing rights to a cancer/HIV medication when its patent expired—and immediately hiked-up the cost of the drug by 5,000 %.

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Under Shkreli’s morally bereft guidance, Turing Pharmaceuticals raised the price of Daraprim—a medication that’s currently used primarily to fight infections suffered by patients with AIDS—from $13.50 to $750 per pill, hitting the 10,000 plus people a year who use the drug, where it hurts….literally.

After suffering a veritable shit storm of bad press and condemnation, Shkreli initially pretended to pay lip service to the millions of detractors outraged by his blatant and disgusting greed—telling NBC that the company would reduce the price hike to a level that allowed Turing to just make a “small profit.”

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However, did anyone actually think he would? And, let’s face it, Shkreli’s idea of a “small profit” is very likely seriously out of whack with that of those in the world who actually have even a shred of humanity and compassion— I mean, this guy makes Gordon Gekko look like Mahatma Gandhi.

And, sure enough, after the controversy subsided, and the armchair activists of social media had moved on to the latest outrage of the day, Shkreli was right back at it—pulling a complete 180, and canceling his pledge to reduce the price hike.

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In fact, just last week, the P.O.S. hedge fund manager/CEO/devil incarnate told Forbes his only regret was not making even MORE profit off the back of sick and suffering people.

“I would have raised prices higher,” Shkreli boasted. “That’s my duty. My shareholders expect me to make the most profit. That’s the ugly, dirty truth.”

“I’m going to maximize profits. That’s what people [in healthcare] are afraid to say.”

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Meanwhile, the douchebag admits that he hasn’t even bothered listening to his new purchase yet—as apparently, he’s saving the album “for a rainy day”— but, he offers telling insight into his true musical leanings, sharing, ”I could be convinced to listen to it earlier if Taylor Swift wants to hear it or something like that…”

And, the world just keeps on turning.....

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