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Actirasty—When Your Hots for the Sun are Hotter than the Sun Itself

There's a fetish where people are sexually aroused by the sun's rays. Sounds hot!

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Actirasty sounds weird and rightfully so.

As per Huffington Post, it's an arousal to the sun's rays.

The sun is hot, but getting hot for the sun seems creepy on a galactic level. When UV rays are giving you a "raise" (if you know what I mean), then perhaps some time under an umbrella would do your body good.

A little sun is great for you, even doctors say so. Vitamin D, some natural daylight, a slight warmth to the skin, all fine in small doses.

But arousal to the sun? The whole concept has a grey cloud over it.

You can probably pick those who dabble in actirasty out of a crowd.

The blistered skin and leathery, wrinkled complexion are immediate giveaways.

Tan lines that look like zebra stripes and freckles where the sun doesn't (usually) shine make this sun-worshipper even hornier.

You may find these sexed-up sun seekers in warmer climates, frequenting beaches (probably nude ones), and always driving with the top down.

No sunglasses required when staring dangerously into their beloveds burning rays.

Any threat of peeling skin, sun poisoning, or even melanoma could stop this steamy love affair.

And the sun always fires back with even more passionate heat.

Every day at sunrise, these sensual solar sexpots awaken to their suitor's first beams, whipping open the blinds to catch the morning glimpse of their hot lover up above.

Dreary, overcast days seem endless when a tanning bed becomes the only way to satisfy the burning desire for the real thing.

Day lamps and fluorescent lighting only go so far when it comes to the level of intensity the powerful sun can provide.

"Fun in the sun" used to sound so innocent and carefree and suddenly it's become a pseudonym for something much more perverse.

Who knew the "S" in S & M stood for "Sun?"

Heatstroke is the ultimate orgasmic experience for these shade-fearing folks.

Beaches are like brothels and planetariums become pornos.

Sunny days will never seem as bright ever again. Can someone hand me the sunscreen?

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Freaky Friday—For Some, Nasolingus is Nothing to Sneeze At

Sucking face just got a whole lot weirder.

Who "nose" why a person would want to suck on another's nose, or have theirs sucked by someone else, let alone become aroused by the process, but for those who have the fetish of nasolingus, nose sucking brings "sucking face" a whole new meaning.

As per Huffington Post, nasolingus is "arousal to sucking on a person's nose" and no, this isn't sponsored by Kleenex. With all the boogers and snot, not to mention the straggly nose hair situation, why this act would be arousing is essentially nauseating. Well at least for those who do not suck nose as foreplay.

What about zits, makeup, oils, and other gnarly nose inhabitants that would wind up between your lips after a good nose slurp? And is this external only, or is there "French" nose sucking with some nostril navigation involved? Are big noses more attractive or is a button nose easier to work with? So many questions for something I never wanted to think about.


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Then there's the logistics. Does a nose sucker just go for it during a make out session or must this sexual preference be discussed beforehand? One may think the kissing simply went off course. And surely not everyone is into this act, or would even tolerate it. What about the sudden sneeze or runny nose? Cherry ChapStick tastes good but salty mucus isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Then there's the breath issue. If the sucker has just eaten garlic hummus or wants to suck nose first thing in the morning, that death breath will be right up there in the recipient's olfactory glands. Not a pleasurable experience to say the least. Smells fishy to me.

While everyone has their sexual preferences and some go to the extremes, all in all, nasolingus isn't one of the freakiest, but I'm still turning my nose up to the fetish.

There's nothing wrong with finding the beauty in nature.

From crystal clear waters to mountaintop sunsets to a moonlit sky, the world we live in presents is magic in so many ways. Now appreciating nature is one thing, but getting turned on by it is a step too far. Mother Nature is alluring, but she's not looking for a one night stand.

Those who do get sexual feelings from a particular part of nature, wood to be specific, have what's called xylophilia, an arousal to wood, as per Huffington Post. Whether still on the tree or in the form of a 2 x 4 at Home Depot, this woody-inducing wood fetish is certainly one of the more dangerous ones. Splinters where the sun don't shine… no thanks!

Lumberjacks jacking off to a tree stump and carpenters ready to use their tools on a nice long plank should really consider meeting with a dating coach. If they think they're going to find sexual satisfaction from an elm or an oak, they're barking up the wrong tree. Ladies, extend an olive branch to these wood-whackers and show them that love doesn't have to be so hard (literally).


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Why one might become aroused by wood is an interesting examination into the wide world of sexual desires humans experience. Perhaps it all begins with the Christmas tree. So much wonder, excitement, and joy surrounds this tall and well-dressed holiday symbol. No, that can't be it. Just ask The Grinch.

Maybe the see-saw ride became a tad too stimulating once a pre-teen kept playing on one when he or she knew those see-saw days were past them. Or perhaps it's those Popsicle sticks that still tasted good even after all the ice cream was happily licked away. And those #2 pencils? The finest writing implements one could ask for to fill in those tiny circles with come test time.

Well, however the burning desire for wood came about, the arousal is there for those with xylophilia and it's a real tree-t. While the wood may not love them back, at least there's the thrill of that Woody Woodpecker!