Thanksgiving has always been about food.

We suffer through the awkward small talk and often anti-climactic football games for the sake of the meal that awaits us at the end of the day, and even then that "meal" is representative of ethnic cleansing and genocide. But there are a few other pros that lay outside of gorging yourself on mashed potatoes. The holiday always falls on a Thursday, which means you always have a four day weekend. Black Friday is also the following day, so despite whatever infuriating experiences you may have on Thanksgiving with your family, you can at least rest easy knowing you can go out and buy enough stuff to numb the pain.

These reasons alone are enough to warrant celebration. So while you clench your jaw through what is almost guaranteed to be a painfully long afternoon, why not curate some music to help elevate your mood and remind yourself that a four day weekend of relaxation awaits?

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Actirasty—When Your Hots for the Sun are Hotter than the Sun Itself

There's a fetish where people are sexually aroused by the sun's rays. Sounds hot!

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Actirasty sounds weird and rightfully so.

As per Huffington Post, it's an arousal to the sun's rays.

The sun is hot, but getting hot for the sun seems creepy on a galactic level. When UV rays are giving you a "raise" (if you know what I mean), then perhaps some time under an umbrella would do your body good.

A little sun is great for you, even doctors say so. Vitamin D, some natural daylight, a slight warmth to the skin, all fine in small doses.

But arousal to the sun? The whole concept has a grey cloud over it.

You can probably pick those who dabble in actirasty out of a crowd.

The blistered skin and leathery, wrinkled complexion are immediate giveaways.

Tan lines that look like zebra stripes and freckles where the sun doesn't (usually) shine make this sun-worshipper even hornier.

You may find these sexed-up sun seekers in warmer climates, frequenting beaches (probably nude ones), and always driving with the top down.

No sunglasses required when staring dangerously into their beloveds burning rays.

Any threat of peeling skin, sun poisoning, or even melanoma could stop this steamy love affair.

And the sun always fires back with even more passionate heat.

Every day at sunrise, these sensual solar sexpots awaken to their suitor's first beams, whipping open the blinds to catch the morning glimpse of their hot lover up above.

Dreary, overcast days seem endless when a tanning bed becomes the only way to satisfy the burning desire for the real thing.

Day lamps and fluorescent lighting only go so far when it comes to the level of intensity the powerful sun can provide.

"Fun in the sun" used to sound so innocent and carefree and suddenly it's become a pseudonym for something much more perverse.

Who knew the "S" in S & M stood for "Sun?"

Heatstroke is the ultimate orgasmic experience for these shade-fearing folks.

Beaches are like brothels and planetariums become pornos.

Sunny days will never seem as bright ever again. Can someone hand me the sunscreen?

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Freaky Friday—For Some, Nasolingus is Nothing to Sneeze At

Sucking face just got a whole lot weirder.

Who "nose" why a person would want to suck on another's nose, or have theirs sucked by someone else, let alone become aroused by the process, but for those who have the fetish of nasolingus, nose sucking brings "sucking face" a whole new meaning.

As per Huffington Post, nasolingus is "arousal to sucking on a person's nose" and no, this isn't sponsored by Kleenex. With all the boogers and snot, not to mention the straggly nose hair situation, why this act would be arousing is essentially nauseating. Well at least for those who do not suck nose as foreplay.

What about zits, makeup, oils, and other gnarly nose inhabitants that would wind up between your lips after a good nose slurp? And is this external only, or is there "French" nose sucking with some nostril navigation involved? Are big noses more attractive or is a button nose easier to work with? So many questions for something I never wanted to think about.


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Then there's the logistics. Does a nose sucker just go for it during a make out session or must this sexual preference be discussed beforehand? One may think the kissing simply went off course. And surely not everyone is into this act, or would even tolerate it. What about the sudden sneeze or runny nose? Cherry ChapStick tastes good but salty mucus isn't everyone's cup of tea.

Then there's the breath issue. If the sucker has just eaten garlic hummus or wants to suck nose first thing in the morning, that death breath will be right up there in the recipient's olfactory glands. Not a pleasurable experience to say the least. Smells fishy to me.

While everyone has their sexual preferences and some go to the extremes, all in all, nasolingus isn't one of the freakiest, but I'm still turning my nose up to the fetish.

There's nothing wrong with finding the beauty in nature.

From crystal clear waters to mountaintop sunsets to a moonlit sky, the world we live in presents is magic in so many ways. Now appreciating nature is one thing, but getting turned on by it is a step too far. Mother Nature is alluring, but she's not looking for a one night stand.

Those who do get sexual feelings from a particular part of nature, wood to be specific, have what's called xylophilia, an arousal to wood, as per Huffington Post. Whether still on the tree or in the form of a 2 x 4 at Home Depot, this woody-inducing wood fetish is certainly one of the more dangerous ones. Splinters where the sun don't shine… no thanks!

Lumberjacks jacking off to a tree stump and carpenters ready to use their tools on a nice long plank should really consider meeting with a dating coach. If they think they're going to find sexual satisfaction from an elm or an oak, they're barking up the wrong tree. Ladies, extend an olive branch to these wood-whackers and show them that love doesn't have to be so hard (literally).


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Why one might become aroused by wood is an interesting examination into the wide world of sexual desires humans experience. Perhaps it all begins with the Christmas tree. So much wonder, excitement, and joy surrounds this tall and well-dressed holiday symbol. No, that can't be it. Just ask The Grinch.

Maybe the see-saw ride became a tad too stimulating once a pre-teen kept playing on one when he or she knew those see-saw days were past them. Or perhaps it's those Popsicle sticks that still tasted good even after all the ice cream was happily licked away. And those #2 pencils? The finest writing implements one could ask for to fill in those tiny circles with come test time.

Well, however the burning desire for wood came about, the arousal is there for those with xylophilia and it's a real tree-t. While the wood may not love them back, at least there's the thrill of that Woody Woodpecker!

strange fetishes psychrophilia— psychrophiliacs would rather get a brain freeze than a hard on, and Frosty the Snowman is their Sexiest Man Alive

Strange fetishes psychrophilia edition....

Sometimes relationships turn cold, and that's considered a bad thing.

Not for people who find pleasure thanks to psychrophilia, which according to Sex-Lexis is “sexual arousal from being cold or watching others freeze."

For those who hit the theaters to see Frozen with this in mind were surely sorely disappointed.

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While the majority of folks like their lovin' “hot and heavy," psychrophiliacs would rather get a brain freeze than a hard on, and Frosty the Snowman is their version of the Sexiest Man Alive.

Eskimos aside, it seems unusual that being cold would arouse anyone.

We've all heard about the cases of unwanted “shrinkage," and getting undressed in order to get it on would be uncomfortable at best in sub-zero temps.

Goosebumps and frostbite seem less than sexy, and numb fingers would make for a clumsy make out session.


As far as arousal from watching others freeze, while still unusual, seems easier to grasp.

We all know what happens to a woman's “headlights" when the temperature drops, and all that shaking and shivering may entice another to get that frozen guy or gal into their embrace right away.

Though the snotty nose and chattering teeth which often accompany a freezing person's reactions seem sexually repulsive to say the least.

But yes, there is a world of unusual sexual fetishes and kinks out there and who are we to judge what turns another on in the privacy of their own bedroom.

Which raises the point – can this fetish be brought to life in an actual bedroom.


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Who keeps their home at below freezing temps?

Apparently, those interested in getting frisky while freezing must be part exhibitionist too.

An ice skating rink or a meat locker would be the perfect setting for some cold-hearted romance.

Now that you know about psychrophilia, it's time to give a second look at some of the everyday people you may want to give another once-over to.

That friendly ice cream truck driver could be getting handsy with those snow cones after hours.

And ice carving experts who create masterpieces for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs?

Potential total pervs.

What about those people constantly chewing on ice chips after their soda is done.

Are they engaging in a public display of foreplay with the ice dispenser?

All valid questions that deserve a cold hard answer.

So if you're looking to expand upon what's on your sexual menu, perhaps it's time to freeze in order to please.

Participate in a polar bear swim.

Switch from hot to iced coffee.

Stick your tongue to a flagpole in the dead of winter.

Shove your bare ass in the freezer.

Whatever gets your temperature to drop and your libido to rise is what's important here.

For those engaging in psychrophilia, it's all about having the “colds" for someone rather than the hots.

Ice queens are as desired as the girl next door.

Snowballs are sex toys.

Ice pops are no longer an innocent treat and getting free refills on Slurpees is like having multiple climaxes.

Are you ready to freeze your ass off for your or another's sexual pleasure?

Put on a little Ice, Ice, Baby and pour a drink on the rocks to get your rocks off!

What even is Oculolinctus?

We've all had that lust—or even love at first sight moment when we couldn't keep our eyes off the man or woman of our dreams.

We imagined staring into one another's eyes, batting our eyelashes in mild flirtation, and watching every move the other made. For the majority of us, that's as far as the “eye" thing goes.

Not so for those who are turned on by oculolinctus, AKA “worming."

What is this oculolinctus (and how the heck do you pronounce it) you may wonder? According to Daily Star, it's a weird sexual fetish where erotic pleasure is derived from licking someone's eyeball!


And I am grossed out by the thought of putting in a contact lens.

According to Wikipedia, the fetish became super sexy in Japan in 2013 where the practice was called “eyeball licking play." Lots of teens got in on the action, and not surprisingly, there was a rise in eye infections including conjunctivitis, pinkeye, and chlamydia. Well, at least there was no chance of teen pregnancy.

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