Valeria Lukyanova comes to life in the Human Barbie movie

If you suffer from pediophobia this is most definitely NOT the movie for you!

The Doll stars Valeria Lukyanova as a brutal serial killer—a knife is her weapon of choice, and it really is a hideously bloodthirsty slasher movie, all the more disturbing for those who can remember playing with their perfect plastic Barbie doll when they were a child.

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The film, being shown at the Cannes Film Festival this week, is the first acting role for Valeria, the bizarre, batshit crazy 30 year old Ukranian who has devoted her life to being a real life Barbie doll.

The movie tells the story of how a possessed doll terrorizes two friends when they order a model from an escort service.  The synopsis reads;

"A doctor gone mad brings to life sexy possessed human dolls in his Barbie making factory. But, this is NOT your mother’s Barbie!

Created from body parts of previous victims these dolls are sewn together to pose as mail order brides and programmed with a talent to kill."

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It's a terrifyingly creepy thriller—as if Valeria's not terrifying enough when she isn't running about with a knife and playing with voodoo dolls.

The film's director, writer and producer, Susanna O'Brien said;

"I loved filming with Valeria, she was a natural, she really is a true doll."

Natural? Really?

Check out the trailer below, it's seriously weird—if that's your bag...enjoy!

There's no comment from Barbie's makers Mattel as to whether they will be including "Slasher Barbie" in their Christmas line.

 

 

Check out Popdust’s gallery of fellow Human Barbie,16-year-old self-professed “ultimate vamp woman” Lolita Richi...

 

There's competition in the weird and crazy world of the human barbies.

Angelica Kenova, a 26 year old model from Russia has (unbelievably) been raised by her parents as a human doll since she was born.

Kenova still lives with her parents (there's an intervention waiting to happen) who have been dressing her up as Barbie since birth. Exercising control of epic proportions, they hired a personal trainer to help hone her minature proportions and raised her 'like a princess'.

Angelica says;

"They never let me go out, date boys or have the usual adult experiences. As a result, I am not fit for real life - I'm like a living doll."

Her mother, Natalia, accompanies her on dates but do allow her to pose half naked for photos showcasing her 20 inch waist and 32E boobs.

She insists;

"I have never had plastic surgery. Cosmetic work is only necessary when an individual has serious faults with their face or body.

My mother and father don't want me to move out of the family home.  I'm not even allowed to buy clothes without my mum there—she likes to choose attire that clings to my figure and emphasize my good features."

Angelica also, bizarrely, claims to be a ballet dancer and, wait for it.....a child psychologist!

Yeah, coz you'd let your kid get therapy from her!

Meanwhile, want yet more cray cray? Check out Popdust’s gallery of fellow Human Barbies.

 

 

Everyone’s favorite alien communicating, time traveling, race-puritan, spiritual guru is back.

Valeria Lukyanova—the O.G. Human Barbie, if you will—has been laying low since being hospitalized last year, but has returned bigger, better and bat shit crazier than ever.

As Popdust previously reported, the 29-year-old claims to have been the victim of a two year hate campaign, which culminated in her being viciously attacked on Halloween by two dudes outside her home in Odessa, Ukraine.

Not one to hide away in fear forever though, the devoted “Breatharian” has resurfaced, vowing to reshape her body into that of an "Amazon Woman with a warlike figure."

"I no longer like my body. It needs some muscle,” Lukyanova shared on Facebook, shortly before posting photos of a new Spring-themed photo shoot.

"The spring is late this year, but it has finally come. It has inspired me to do a photo shoot with a beautiful and all natural background,” She wrote.

Now, believe it or not, the background isn’t the only thing  Lukyanova claims is all natural.

Despite her freakish proportions of 39E-18-35, she claims not to have had any plastic surgery at all—aside from breast implants—although, old photos would most definitely seem to prove otherwise.

It’s also worth noting that, as a Breatharian, she professes to subsist solely on a diet of light, air and other “cosmic micro-food”, and purports to be a time traveler who communicates with aliens—telling the Daily Beast:

My communication with aliens is not verbal—we speak the language of light. I have learned a lot from my contact with them. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization—we’re on the lowest level of evolution. Aliens helped me understand everything about the creation of our world. It turns out that the truth has nothing to do with how religions interpret it.

That’s some deep, deep shit right there.

You know what else is deep? Lukyanova’s views on how race-mixing has ruined beauty:

For example, a Russian marries an Armenian. They have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad’s nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it’s all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that. Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type—perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic.

Yeah, that’s probably why the world’s biggest racial melting pot, Brazil, has spawned all those hideously ugly Victoria’s Secret models.

Meanwhile, want yet more cray cray? Check out Popdust’s gallery of fellow Human Barbie,16-year-old self-professed “ultimate vamp woman” Lolita Richi—oh, and you can find out why so many of these nutjobs are from Ukraine—here

Human Barbie Lacey Wildd has lost 20lbs on a scary new diet in just six weeks as she attempts to mold her body into “Extreme Barbie” some more.

As Popdust previously reported, Wildd, 46, is currently planning a THIRTY SEVENTH plastic surgery (her 13th boob job), but is struggling to find a surgeon to carry out the procedure.

The mother of six and star of My Strange Addiction, was doing what she does best on a packed Florida beach this week—showing off those LLL boobies—and spoke about her bid to slim down to a tiny size 0.

Wildd told Cosmo,

“I want to have the most extreme body in the world. I want to be a walking cartoon character. But I know I have to be careful.”

She has been living off a controversial diet of just an apple, lemon juice and water each day for the past six weeks in a bid to lose the pounds.

Lacey, whose children are not supportive of further surgery, has spent over $250,000 on procedures which have left her with 21lb breasts that need supporting when she sleeps or drives.

Oh Lacey honey! You’re thin enough, they’re big enough- listen to your Doctors and your children!

 

 

What better way to celebrate feeling better—while suffering through a painful illness—than to go on a photoshop diet?!!

As Popdust previously reported, Lindsay Lohan recently revealed that she contracted Chikungunya, a rare, untreatable virus that is spread through mosquito bites, whilst on vacation in French Polynesia.

However, Lilo, being Lilo, isn’t going to let a little thing like an untreatable virus get her down though!

Reveling in her ongoing recovery, Lohan posted a Human Barbie proportioned selfie of herself on her Instagram account earlier today.

"#mycalvins are helping me fight off chikungunya...hehe" she captioned the pic.

Trouble is, the poor little lamb has obviously failed to undergo any basic photo editing training—making apparent the blatant photoshop manipulation that has been carried out.

Picture Editor, and Photoshop aficionado, Chloe Millar, dishes on the tell tale signs exclusively to Popdust.

The image has really obviously been altered. I suspect she has (badly!) used the photoshop warping tool—which stretches or minimizes a selected part of the image—to make her waist line and butt look a lot smaller. You can see that her butt cheek appears to be patchy and uneven, which is a tell tale sign of not using the warp tool correctly.

But the real glaring photoshop signs are visible on the right side of the image—just below the bottom of Lohan’s sweater, and at the waistband of her panties..

To the right of the sweater the line in the wall suddenly appears slightly wonky and off, compared to the left side. And then, look at the angle of the bottles on the vanity to the right of her panties—the first two are totally warped and at an unnatural angle.

Seriously ladies, if you’re going to attempt to manipulate your selfies to make yourself look hotter, take a few basic photoshop lessons first—or you just end up making yourself look more tragic!

Looking at you serial photoshop diet offendersKim Kardashian, Tara Reid, and Paris Hilton!

One talks to aliens, another injects her 15-year-old daughter with Botox, and one is married to Spencer Pratt!

The Human Barbie craze, also known as “The Barbie Flu” is a pernicious virus that, though it seems to favor Ukraine, knows no geographical or socio-economic boundaries, nor does it discriminate based on age.

Popdust put 7 of these curious creatures through our official Weird-O-Meter.

Here are the results:

Heidi Montag: American “Reality” Barbie


1: Surgery:  The 28 year-old underwent an infamous 10 plastic surgeries in one day in 2010, and unlike her Ukrainian peers, admits to them all.

2: Love life: Married Spencer Pratt

3: Booze bag: Loves red wine and tequila. Nothin’ weird about that.

4: Spending: $100,000 a month on hair and make up alone!

5: More Spending: $20-30,000 a day on clothes!

6: Hospitality: Invited troubled former child star Amanda Bynes to live with her!

7: Ambition: Poured $2.5 million into producing a pop album in 2010, which failed miserably-only selling 1000 copies!

8: Regrets: "I definitely regret the surgeries that I have had over the years, I think I was so young and in such an unstable situation in my life with so much going on and so much pressure."

Weird-o-meter reading: 6.2

Alina Kovalevskaya: Slightly less crazy than the other Ukrainian Barbies

1: Surgery:  Age: 21, claims she's has “never had plastic surgery” blahblahblah

2: Ambition: Also wants to be a psychologist. WTF?

3: Favorite Show: Keeping Up with the Kardashians.... WTF?

4: Friendship: Can’t stand frenemy Valeria Lukyanova "I have had certain misunderstandings with her after which we ceased to communicate," Kovalevskaya said. "I realized she is not a person with whom I would like to talk to or even be friends."

5: Celebrity crush: President Obama. She even photoshopped a picture of herself with him and posted it on Facebook!

6: Diet: Eats bananas, kiwis, and oranges

7: Says shit like: "I look like a doll. I like big eyes, little nose, small plump lips. I love long hair, my hair is a meter long."

8: Has real boobs: Weird for a Human Barbie, normal for normal people.

Weird-o-meter reading: 7.5

Lolita Richi: Ukrainian Jail bait Barbie

1: Surgery: Despite sporting a Michael Jackson nose, Angelina Jolie lips, eyes the size of tangerines, and measurements of 32F-20-33, she won’t even admit to having fake titties! 'I had great features to start with and I just improved on them. My big breasts are natural although I sometimes wear a push-up bra to enhance them.”

2: Ambitions: Wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school

3: Diet: “Whatever’s available in the fridge whether that’s sausages or fruit.”

4: Dating: '”People have openly told me that they're jealous of me and how good I look. All of the boys at school fancy me as well but I don't like any of them. They are not to my taste. They aren't good enough for me and they have an immature mentality.

5: Biggest fan/photographer: All those sexy shots of her in bikinis and corsets? Her mom took them!

6: Age: The aptly named Lolita turned 17 on December 1.

7. Says shit like: “I started dressing up like this because I want to look perfect. I think that all women should be well-kept and immaculate. I wanted to be my own inspiration.”

And:

“If a girl doesn't have beautiful eyes then they should wear contact lenses to sort it out. If they have a crooked nose, then she must do something about it, whether that's plastic surgery or not.”

8: Is a baldist: “I want to be with a really manly man who is polite, sensible and who doesn't run away from problems. He also needs to have a full head of hair. I don't like bald men.”

Weird-o-meter reading: 7.1

Sarah Burge: British MILF Barbie

1: Comes correct: This refreshingly honest Barbie cops to spending $600,000 to look like the famed doll. Honest: Yes. Weird: Definitely.

2: Early start: Now 53, Sarah had her first surgery at the age of 7 to correct prominent ears.

3. Parenting: Is teaching her 7 year-old daughter how to dance on a stripper pole.

4: Plastic surgery: It’s in the genes: In 2010, Burge began injecting her then 15-year-old daughter with Botox. “'I wanted to have Botox for two reasons - it prevents wrinkles and everyone at my school was talking about having "B" I had a couple of lines on my forehead and around my mouth, which I was unhappy about. Appearance is important to me and I don't want to look haggard and ugly by the time I'm 25,” little Hannah explained.

5: Record holder: The single mother-of-three holds the world record for the most cosmetic procedures

6: More bad parenting: Gave her 7-year-old daughter $20,500 worth of vouchers for a future boob job and liposuction

7: Party animal: Has a party planning business that gives spray tans and hair extensions to girls between the ages of 7 and 13.

8: Public Relations: Managed to offend unflappable reporter Anderson Cooper so much her called her “dreadful” and threw her off his show.

Weird-o-meter reading: 9.4

Honorable mention: Kiki Kannibal: Murder and Mayhem Barbie

1: Rise to fame: Not a “Barbie” per se, Kiki (née Kristen Ostrenga) started her first MySpace page when she was 13 with her parents' permission, and gained thousands of fans with her kooky outfits and provocative photos.

2: Rape and suicide: At 14, she started seeing 18-year-old Danny "Mr. MySpace" Cespedes. He allegedly raped her one night, but when police tried to arrest him months later in October of 2007, he threw himself off a parking garage and died.

3: Stalker: Chris Stone of the tween gossip site Stickydrama, began hounding Kiki, blaming her for Danny’s death. He posted her family’s address online and she and her family were forced to move due to constant harassment and death threats.

4: Poop:  Stone later offered one of Kiki’s ex-boyfriends money to defecate on her photo.

5: Imitators: There are close to 600 Facebook profiles claiming to be Kiki Kannibal, including one with over 20,000 fans

6: Diet: Strict vegetarian

7: Delusions of grandeur: Claims to have “brought stripes back” by lowlighting brown stripes through her blonde hair.

8: Pop culture break through: Kiki Kannibal is now a word on Urban Dictionary meaning: A stupid ignorant scene poser that claims to bring back social and popular things that people ALREADY do

Weird-o-meter reading: 6.4

Valeria Lukyanova: Ukrainian time-traveling spiritual guru Barbie

1: Surgery: Michael Jackson nose, Angelina Jolie lips, eyes the size of tangerines... (sound familiar?!!) and measurements of 39 E 18-35, she claims to have had no plastic surgery except for breast implants.

2: Diet: A devoted Breatharian, Lukyanova subsists on a diet of light, air and other “cosmic micro-food.”

3: Love life: Despises her boyfriend, the Human Ken. When the pair met, they instantly hated each other.

4: Communicates with aliens: “My communication with aliens is not verbal—we speak the language of light. I have learned a lot from my contact with them. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization—we’re on the lowest level of evolution. Aliens helped me understand everything about the creation of our world. It turns out that the truth has nothing to do with how religions interpret it.”

5: Says shit like: “The aim of my life is to come to this planet to help people realize that it is necessary to move from the role of ‘human consumer’ to ‘human demi-god;'”

6: On marriage and family: The 29-year-old Said she would rather be tortured than have children. “I’d rather die from torture, because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle.”

7: Race relations: Believes plastic surgery has exploded because of race mixing: "For example, a Russian marries an Armenian," Lukyanova told GQ. "They have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad's nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it's all good. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that. Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. I love the Nordic image myself. I have white skin; I am a Nordic type—perhaps a little Eastern Baltic, but closer to Nordic."

8: Occupation: She is an astral projection teacher at the School of Out-of-Body-Travel.

Weird-o- meter reading: A perfect 10

Jenny Lee: Franken-Barbie

1: Surgery: Spent close to $200, 000.

2: Rise to fame: Gained national attention after appearing on an Oprah show about cosmetic surgery addiction.

3:  Good Genes: Was voted “Most Beautiful” in her high school, before ever going under the knife

4: Franken-babe: Requested a nose like Michael Jackson’s, Angelina Jolie's lips, Jennifer Aniston’s jawline, Jennifer Lopez’s profile and gigantic knockers

5: Early start: Had had 28 surgeries by the time she was 26

6: Parenting: “Where [my daughter Kaleigh's] concerned, I've always made it very clear that she needs nothing,” Jenny said. Phew!

7: At least she knows there's a problem: Admitted to suffering from Body Dysmorphic Disorder on Larry King Live.

8: The full monty:  Had a full body lift- a procedure usually reserved for old people or patients who have lost 100 pounds or more

Weird-o-meter: 7.4

Meanwhile, if you want to get even weirder... check out Popdust's gallery of photos of the woman who spent $50,000 on plastic surgery to become a human blow-up sex doll.....