Joanna Krupa Hollywood Hills Home—from Miami to Hollywood baby!

Joanna Krupa Hollywood Hills home is swanky with a capital S.

Yes, you read that right.

The stunning model is known for her model Miami living, but she and her hunky hubby also have a place in California – Hollywood Hills to be exact.

And it’s as lovely as she is (looks-wise at least).

Perhaps we’ve got another RHOBH cast member in the making.

Too bad Brandi Glanville’s left the show.

Now that would be an interesting blonde battle.

You may recall the “fishy vagina” melee.

As per ET Online, the new place is sprawling and classically-decorated, with a view of L.A. from a private terrace.

Sounds like a dream come true for the Real Housewives of Miami star and her six (count ‘em, six) dogs.

Oh, and her man too.

Bravo calls the home a “mini castle” with a cream-colored exterior, bold columns, and plentiful windows.

Upon entrance, the main living area is huge with high ceilings, windows galore, rich flooring, and elegant furnishings.

There’s plenty of seating in case the Miami cast stops by to see their model friend.

The dining area is truly lavish, lit by a chandelier, and decorated with exquisite artwork.

The table is fit for a queen with large seats with cloth coverings.

Step outside for a dip in the lady pond (well, pool) and relax on a reclining poolside chair to catch some L.A. rays.

Just when you thought nothing could be as gorgeous as Joanna Krupa, there’s her new home.

The lucky just get luckier (especially when you’ve got Bravo backing you up).

Take a tour and drool over the Krupa Kingdom.

Mama Elsa would be smiling... if she could move her face.

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Joanna Krupa looks like she smells of a smoothing blend of peach cobbler and rainbow mist—but, her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills adversary, Brandi Glanville says, No. Bitch smells like fish down below.

It all kicked off after Glanville went on Watch What Happens Live and claimed an “inside source” told her that Krupa’s honey pot smells like a kettle of fish.

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“She’s a beautiful girl, but you just can’t help the odor situation,” Glanville told Andy Cohen.

And how might she know such an intimate fact?

Well, as Popdust previously reported, Joanna allegedly slept with Yolanda Foster’s husband Mohamed Hadid—and Mohamed may or may not have told Brandi that Krupa smells a bit more like rainbow trout than she does rainbow mist.

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When a Twitter fight between the rival Real Housewives escalated to trash-tastic heights, Brandi tweeted, "Well, Mohamed did tell me that her pussy smelled" and Lisa Vanderpump was there when he said it"

Krupa was incensed, and expressed as much to a paparazzi, when she was snapped out and about, saying, “She’s so obsessed with me. She can’t stop talking about me. Why would Andy talk bad about me when she’s making stuff up to make herself famous? I don’t know what she’s doing. Stop with the injections in your cheeks. You’re never going to be Eastern European. Maybe you’re trying to be me, but you’re never going to be me, bitch!”

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She was so incensed in fact that she hit Glanville with a defamation lawsuit—now, generally, in the legal world,’defamation’ is followed by the words “of character.” So what is this? Defamation of genitalia?

Whatever it is, Glanville and her legal team believe they have a strategy that will save their pocket books—putting Krupa’s pussy on the stand.

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The 42-year-old’s lawyer has sent Krupa an invasive list of written questions which she must answer under oath!

"Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless."

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I knew I should have gone to law school.

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Brandi Glanville has made one too many comments about Joanna Krupa's va jay jay—and now the Polish/American model is whipping out the legal bat and swinging!

According to TMZ, Krupa's lawyer has sent a legal letter to Glanville, warning her that she's being sued for defamation. Generally, in the legal world,'defamation' is followed by the words "of character." So what is this? Defamation of genitalia?

The feuding Real Housewives have hated each other since November 2013 when Glanville went on Watch What Happens Live and claimed an "inside source" told her that Krupa’s honey pot smells like a kettle of fish.

As Popdust previously reported, last month Glanville publicly drove her point home yet again on Andy Cohen’s show, saying, “She’s a beautiful girl, but you just can’t help the odor situation."

Krupa was incensed, and expressed as much to a photographer, saying, “She’s so obsessed with me. She can’t stop talking about me. Why would Andy talk bad about me when she’s making stuff up to make herself famous? I don’t know what she’s doing. Stop with the injections in your cheeks. You’re never going to be Eastern European. Maybe you’re trying to be me, but you’re never going to be me, bitch!”

Meanwhile, on December 24, perhaps as an early Christmas present, Glanville took to twitter and apologized.

“I’m SORRY,” the outspoken mom-of-two wrote. “I’m sure you smell as beautiful as you look! I won’t joke about it again.”

The lawsuit has not been filed yet, but Krupa and her attorneys say that it’s on its way.....

 

 

Oh shit son, the reality TV hotties claws are out in full force!

Real Housewives of Miami star, Joanna Krupa had some choice words for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' everyone-loves-to-hate baddie/goodie...pick your side—Brandi Glanville, after the 42-year-old took yet another swipe at Krupa’s vagina on Andy Cohen’s Bravo hit show, Watch What Happens Live.

As Popdust previously reported, there's been no love lost between Glanville and Krupa over the past couple of years—and the animosity ramped up yet further after Brandi dissed Joanna once again, during an appearance on WWHL last week.

“Did you get food poisoning, from bad sushi?” Glanville asked Cohen, in response to him meeting with Krupa.

“Right, I know what you’re referring to,” Andy replied.

“She’s a beautiful girl,” Brandi said, “But you just can’t help the odor situation.”

An irate Krupa fired back like a sniper Sunday, during an impromptu interview with TMZ...calling Glanville, "a trailer trash fame whore" and a "European model wannabe"....

Watch the carnage unfold:

Joanna Krupa is PISSED at Real Housewives of Miami !

The beautiful blonde is so pissed in fact, that she’s ready to quit after producers nixed her request to transfer to the Beverly Hills show, a source tells Popdust exclusively.

The 34-year-old has (very publicly) been taking the west coast by storm recently –she’s been snapped half naked at parties, having lunch with Orange County Real Housewife, Gretchen Rossi, dining at Lisa Vanderpump’s LA eatery, Villa Blanca, and hanging out with Kyle Richards and Joyce Giraud.

Not surprisingly, speculation has been building that Krupa’s about to jump ship from Miami to the 90210—but not so, as Bravo has firmly nixed the move, leaving the model less than happy.

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“Joanna really wants to move to the Beverly Hills Housewives—she knows it’s a much higher profile show and that it has way better ratings than Miami,” a well placed source tells Popdust.

“It’s where all the drama happens and she wants to be front and center. Plus she would LOVE the chance to go head to head with Brandi Glanville on camera.

"Joanna pleaded her case to producers, but they absolutely refused to even consider the idea. As far as they’re concerned, if Joanna leaves Miami the show will totally sink—and they don’t think they need her on the Beverly Hills franchise as there’s more than enough strong story lines to keep the show going right now and they already have at least one new cast member lined up for next season.”

As Popdust previously reported, [Real Housewives production company, Evolution] is currently in talks to bring Dr. Ava Cadell on board to replace “boring” Kim Richards—believing the outspoken sex therapist will really spice things up.

So, that leaves Krupa—who is currently bi-coastal as she splits her time between Miami and Los Angeles—out of the picture, but, it may also leave Bravo scrabbling to find yet more new Housewives… this time in Miami.

“Joanna is seriously at the point of calling it quits and heading to live on the west coast under her own steam,” the source says. “She feels her time on Miami Housewives has more than run its course and that her future is in California.

“Their refusal to transfer Joanna because they don’t want to lose her from Miami, is going to seriously backfire—she’s ready to leave the show anyway.

“And let’s face it—Joanna is unlikely to have any problems picking up a new show outside of Real Housewives, she’s drop dead gorgeous, she’s got a ton of sass and her lifestyle is amazing—she’ll get snapped up in no time.”

How do Joanna Krupa's tits stay like that!

Oh wait, there's a mesh thingy holding them in place.

The Real Housewives of Miami star wanted to make sure everyone knew she did her crunches before hitting up the the OK! magazine pre-Grammy Awards party in the Land of La on the night of Friday, January 24.

"The poor thing could hardly sit down all night because the dress was so unforgiving," a fellow party goer tells Popdust.

And we can't help but notice another blonde reality star donned a startlingly similar frock recently.

Check out Paris Hilton's Haus of Milani duds:

 

But when asked if she was copying Hilton, the animal rights activist shrieked, “oh, God, no!”