Welcome to Popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

'Kanye likes the blonde,' Kim confided last year, but does Kanye like this helmet of fried platinum straw?

I think it's nice that Kim is working around the clock to hold our attention.

This is a girl who will do what it takes, selflessly exposing herself to humiliation at every turn.

Is Kim mad at Khloe for losing some weight? Is she mad at Kendall for her success as a model? Is she mad at Mom for being...well, you know.

Or is she just experimenting with another look that will soon bite the dust quicker than you can say 'Beyonce's Bangs?'

What would you like to say to Kim about this new development?

 

 

 

 

Welcome to Popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

On Thursday, Kim attended Kanye's fashion show dressed entirely in his designs and only forgetting one thing—her pants.

Nobody's perfect. I'm sure she had a lot on her mind.

Here's what's so nice about this. In a huge group hug, the whole world decided to shield her from embarrassment by pretending not to notice her blunder!

Kind of like The Emperor's New Clothes but not.

It's heartwarming but still, let's take it straight to Kim to get to the bottom of this, no pun intended of course.

 

 

Welcome to Popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

Today, Kim risked frostbite by interrupting her skiing vacation to pose in a hideous fur bikini, apparently designed by the ever tasteful arbiter of style, Kanye West.

They are truly a pair of visionaries! Even though Viv Westwood designed a fur bikini a hundred years ago, Kim's is so modern, so today, so something!

Do we care whether she photoshopped her waist? I certainly don't.

As long as her dimensions don't balloon any further, I am okay. I have adjusted my eye to her proportions, which is not the same as endorsing them.

Is the furkini something we want from Kim?

Let's ask her what the hell is up with this.

Welcome to Popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

On Wednesday, Kim braved the snowy weather in New York City to attend a charity event, dressed in an outfit sure to appear soon on her ebay auction page.

I think this is a great look for Kim, but I'm concerned about how Kanye will react. As we all know, Kanye is a fashion visionary and not inclined to approve of cheap polyester crap that looks like someone's left-over Harem Girl Halloween costume.

Yeezy is going to do his nut.

I don't want to be there when he scolds her for that fucked up hem.

Why did Kim mess up so badly? It's so unlike her to get it so wrong!

Let's take our questions straight to Kim.

 

 

 

Welcome to Popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

Now that we are starting to feel numb from multiple viewings of Kim's nude magazine cover, she has managed to elicit a new frisson of disgust by means of a latex dress.

You might think that the image of Kim Kardashian in latex is ho-hum on the Kardashian Scale of Repellent Images but you would be wrong.

Is Kim trying to look like a giant clitoris? Or is it a condom costume? Why is it so hard to look at?

Let's take this directly to Kim.

Welcome to popdust’s exclusive feature Kim’s Korner™, where you can speak your mind to Kim Kardashian.

It's easy to jump to conclusions where Kim Kardashian is concerned. She is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, and then wrapped in bacon.

For example, In the picture above, Kim appears to be animatedly discussing Kanye's Manhood with a stranger on the street.

Fair enough, right?

But wait. Have a look at this picture of Kim with BFF Paris Hilton, from back in the day.

Now, it looks as though Kim is telling the stranger about her ass's journey from normal-size to gigantic.

"Yes, my butt was once THIS SMALL!"

Only Kim herself can tell us what she gesturing about.

How would you put the question to her? Weigh in below.