Thanksgiving has always been about food.

We suffer through the awkward small talk and often anti-climactic football games for the sake of the meal that awaits us at the end of the day, and even then that "meal" is representative of ethnic cleansing and genocide. But there are a few other pros that lay outside of gorging yourself on mashed potatoes. The holiday always falls on a Thursday, which means you always have a four day weekend. Black Friday is also the following day, so despite whatever infuriating experiences you may have on Thanksgiving with your family, you can at least rest easy knowing you can go out and buy enough stuff to numb the pain.

These reasons alone are enough to warrant celebration. So while you clench your jaw through what is almost guaranteed to be a painfully long afternoon, why not curate some music to help elevate your mood and remind yourself that a four day weekend of relaxation awaits?

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Logan Paul Dabs On Fox Business Host

Logan Paul roasted a bunch of boomers on Fox Business and none of them noticed.

I can't believe I'm writing this sentence, but I'm actually kind of impressed with Logan Paul right now.

The 24-year-old YouTube millionaire did an interview with Fox Business and honestly just wrecked them. The host, Liz Claman, seemed nice in the same way that your friend's mom is nice when she offers to make you hot dogs while you play video games on the couch, but she was not prepared for Logan Paul.

The dude showed up with pink eye, rambling about how he wasn't controversial anymore but rather "ex-controversial." Then he proceeded to tell Liz Claman that he was "the quickest man on the planet."

Other standout moments included Logan Paul saying that he was "everywhere and a ghost" and also trying to convince Liz Claman that his pink eye wasn't contagious because "there's a two week incubation period."

You can watch the entire interview here:

Logan Paul talks YouTube, pink eye on Fox Business | Full interview

Many people seem convinced that Logan Paul was on drugs or that he somehow "fell apart" during the interview. I strongly disagree. I mean, sure, he might have been on drugs, but don't doubt for a second that his bizarre performance wasn't intentional.

Logan Paul is a showman, and he knows that almost his entire audience consists of s**tty little memelords. Therefore, everything he does is meant to be memeable. Logan Paul didn't agree to an interview with Fox Business because he wants to share advice with Fox Business' old boomer audience. He went on because the idea of Logan Paul saying a bunch of random crap to a Fox Business host on live TV is funny.

Best of all, Liz Claman didn't even realize she was being goofed on.

Logan Paul dabbed hard on Fox Business, but this time the dabbing was proverbial.