Worst Celebrity Kisses, Ranked

You've seen the Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello video, but have you seen these other terrible kisses?

If you thought that Lily-Rose Depp and Timothee Chalamet took the cake for worst kiss of the week, you're wrong.

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello shared a rather grotesque full-on video of themselves kissing last night, and the Internet is generally feeling a bit traumatized.

The video was apparently intended to troll their critics, though it's unclear exactly how. "We saw on Twitter and stuff you guys saying stuff about the way we were kissing, that it looks like weird and that we kiss like fish," Shawn says in the beginning of the clip.

"It really hurt our feelings," Cabello says. Then Mendes says, "So we're going to show you how we really kiss." What follows: choking, LOTS of tongue, Shawn possibly trying to eat Camila.

Even for a joke, this kiss is disturbing. Maybe that's because the kiss looks half serious; the body language makes it look real, but the kiss itself is nightmarish. While all this could just be an elaborate PR stunt, there are a fair number of liquor bottles behind them and honestly, they could (let's hope) simply be incredibly drunk.

To be fair, kissing is a pretty strange action when you think about the logistics of it, and sometimes it's painfully obvious just how bizarre the act of smashing your mouth against someone else's can look from the outside. On the other hand, a little technique goes a long way, and these celebrities seem to be severely lacking in either experience or sobriety. Anyway, in honor of Shawn and Camila, here are some of the greatest celebrity kiss trainwrecks of all time.

9. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

No wonder this marriage didn't work: Kris Humphries didn't have the decency to lean down far enough to reach his short wife's mouth. Still, this kiss is relatively innocuous in comparison to what's coming next.