Best: Rihanna was like burning up in white-hotness at the Met Gala in her majorly cropped Stella McCartney gown.
Most Ridiculous: And Kate Upton looked like a high class hooker who spent time in a western saloon.
Worst: Lupita Nyong’o was the best dressed star of Awards Season, hands down, so I was shocked to see this 1930s prohibition swinger meets Pocahontas Prada ensemble on her.
Best: Blake Lively was Gucci’s golden girl, blending sultriness with sophistication with her sparkling gown.
Most Ridiculous: Neil Patrick Harris will not be forgiven for dressing up like a Matador with his husband David Burtka.
Best: Kim Kardashian is never a style winner in my book, but I have to give it to her on this one, although I’m still seriously pissed at Anna Wintour for inviting her to the Met Ball. Her Lanvin gown was gorgeous. Doesn’t Kanye look like a robot in this picture? I love it.
Worst: Chloe Moretz opted for a Chanel gown that sort of resembled something I would expect to see at a wild west wedding like a bizillion years ago.
Best: Emma Stone looked very pretty in shades of pink Thakoon.
Worst: Oh look, it’s those old lady trolls, the Olsen twins, who looked about 80 in their body covering gowns. Why dress your age, when you can dress like an aging socialite.
Best: Blake Lively was Gucci’s golden girl, blending sultriness with sophistication with her sparkling gown.
Worst: Inspired by the Disney princesses she met on vacation with Suri, Katie Holmes picked out this poufy yellow Marchesa thing. Tom Cruise is laughing somewhere with Xenu right now.
Worst: If Beyonce attended her own funeral this Givenchy gown and veil is totally what she would be wearing.
Most Ridiculous: Shailene Woodley, what the f is this? The Divergent actress wore this Rodarte thingy, which was not only unflattering but just simply hideous.
Worst: Of all the dresses out there, Kirsten Dunst had to wear this one? Seriously, you know you are like, on the D-list when this is what you get offered to wear to one of the most important events of the year. Sure, I’ll take the one-shoulder thing with the lunar print. Why, not?
Worst: Maggie Gyllenhaal is my idol because like Lena Dunham, she clearly doesn’t care about being on a worst dressed list. Because there is no way she could have seen this hideously patterned Valentino house gown from the 70s and thought that it was really beautiful, right?
Worst: Naomi Watts, is that you? Because that Givenchy gown is SO not your style and looks totally awks on you.
Most Ridiculous: When I think Rita Ora at the Met Gala, this hideousness is exactly what comes to mind. I love the way she coordinated her pointy toed gold gladiator thigh high heels with her arm band.
Best: Rita Ora was at the same event as Hohan, but she actually looked really classy in a slinky gold Pucci gown.
Worst: Lindsay Lohan is doing such a great job rehabbing her image and proving to the world she is a classy broad, isn’t she?
Best: Angelina Jolie is so beautiful that she can wear black on every red carpet and look radiant and stunning and just totally stand out. Here she is at a private reception for Maleficent wearing a beautifully embellished Atelier Versace gown.
Best: Elle Fanning was there too, and I actually, for once, loved her look. Check out her hair in the picture.
I mean, it’s just so pretty and girly. Her makeup is a little odd, but oh well.
Worst: I mean, really Kim? I guess now that she’s marrying Kanye, Ms. Kardashian thinks of herself as a style icon or some bs, so much so that she could pull off this hideous, cream tuxedo-meets-train skirt sort of ensemble to the USC Shoah Foundation Gala.
Best: Bad girls can do good! Rihanna looked extremely ladylike and demure at the Christian Dior Cruise 2015 show in NYC.
Worst: Unless Marion Cotillard is hiding a pregnancy, she has no business wearing this Dior, smock of a dress.
