The 2020 Pokémon of the Year is…Greninja, the Ninja Pokémon!

On February 27, 1996, Pokemon Red & Green released in Japan for the original Game Boy and Game Boy Color.

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Ever since the National Dex got scrapped for Pokemon Sword and Shield, excitement has been dwindling for the newest games in the long-running franchise. But that's about to change.

See, Nintendo just revealed a few new Gigantamax Pokemon forms, a new game mechanic whereby Pokemon turn huge for giant battles. One of those new Gigantamax Pokemon happens to Pikachu, and oh damn, he's fat.

Fat Pikachu has Twitter HYPED. A big reason for that is the fact that Fat Pikachu's design seems directly based on the original art from Pokemon Red and Blue, back when Pikachu was a juicy lad.

So now, pretty much everyone is freaking out over Fat Pikachu.

Look at this Fat Pikachu plush. Now we can basically PLAY AS HIM.

Here's another chunky Pika. Wow. So chunk.

Fat Pikachu is so fat that he literally warps time-space.

Some people are even weighing Fat Pikachu against the missing National Dex, and frankly, Fat Pikachu might be so fat that he actually tips the scales.

I'd honestly play Big Chungus Pikachu on PS4.

Dude. He is so fat. SO FAT. Don't you just want to touch his belly?

This one person literally drew Fat Pikachu art a few months back, and now all of her dreams are coming true.

Fat Pikachu is love. Fat Pikachu is life.

#FatPikachu

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"Pokemon Detective Pikachu" Is Stupid but—Like Ryan Reynolds—Gets by on Its Looks

'Pokemon Detective Pikachu' may not be a great video game movie, but it's certainly a pretty one.

Pokemon Detective Pikatchu - Warner Bros Pictures

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I can't, in all good faith, recommend Pokémon Detective Pikachu to average movie-goers.

I recognize my own biases. I grew up during the absolute peak of Pokémon fever in the late '90s, playing Pokémon Blue every moment I wasn't in school, trading cards at lunch, and snuggling my stuffed Pikachu as I fell asleep every evening. Seeing Pokémon: The First Movie in a jam-packed theater on opening night remains one of my fondest memories. And yes, I still play every new game, so I'd consider myself a bit of a Pokémon fan.

How, then, do I approach a movie like Pokémon Detective Pikachu?

Directly based on 2016's Detective Pikachu game for Nintendo 3DS, director Rob Letterman's movie adaptation follows Tim Goodman (Justice Smith), a depressed young man who's given up on his childhood dreams of becoming a Pokémon trainer. After learning of his estranged father's demise, Tim travels to Rhyme City, where he meets a mysterious talking Pikachu (Ryan Reynolds) who has amnesia but is convinced that Tim's father is still alive. The pair partner up, along with a young reporter named Lucy Stevens (Kathryn Newton), to solve the mystery of Pikachu's lost memory and Tim's father's whereabouts.

For starters, the plot of Pokémon Detective Pikachu is really, really stupid. It has a decent enough set-up for a fun detective movie, but as the machinations of the mystery unfold, it starts to rely on major logical leaps that border on plot holes. Multiple major revelations are discovered through a poorly explained hologram system that replays past events in full 3D from different angles using...maybe police footage? This massive hologram device is based out of an office building, but after Tim and Pikachu discover it, the holograms continue playing for them wherever they go—like at a crime scene on a rural bridge in the middle of nowhere. No idea how.

Tim Goodman is a bland protagonist and Lucy Stevens feels shoehorned in as a mandatory romantic interest (she wasn't in the video game), rather than as an essential part of the team. The action sequences are lackluster with boring staging and very little tension. Worst of all, the villain's motivations make no sense. I won't ruin the reveal if one could even justify it as such, but his/her master plan is actual lunacy.

And yet, despite all my complaints, I had a great time watching.

I was delighted seeing how the animators interpreted each new Pokémon that came on-screen. Some, like Psyduck, were fuzzy and cute. Others, like Lickitung, were weird and alien. It was basically what I always imagined Pokémon would look like in real life. Visually, Pokémon Detective Pikachu is a treat.

Then there's Detective Pikachu himself. Pikachu is beyond adorable. He's furry and huggable and his face is super expressive. Ryan Reynolds' voice acting is electrifying, managing to land every joke and breathe life into an otherwise barren script. I want to buy a stuffed Detective Pikachu, and if it says Ryan Reynolds stuff when I squeeze it, I'm okay with that.

For someone without any affection for Pokémon, I imagine Pokémon Detective Pikachu would be a painful slog. But for Pokémon fans, even with all its many, many flaws, Pokémon Detective Pikachu is still worth your time. After all, this is the first time Pikachu has ever been live on the big screen, and he looks fantastic. Maybe the next one will have a quality story to match.

Rating: ⚡⚡⚡/5


Dan Kahan is a writer & screenwriter from Brooklyn, usually rocking a man bun. Find more at dankahanwriter.com


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Now in Theaters: 5 New Movies for the Weekend of May 10th

The first live-action Pokémon movie finally hits theaters with Detective Pikachu.

POKÉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer 2 - Warner Bros

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Welcome back to "Now in Theaters: 5 New Movies for the Weekend."

This weekend we want to be the very best, like no one ever was. Because Pokémon.

WIDE RELEASE:

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

POKÉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer 2www.youtube.com

Pokémon: The First Movie came out in 1999, right at the height of Pokémon fever. For 90s kids, it was the event of the decade. Everyone and their mother (literally, we were too young to go to the movies unattended) went on opening day, not just to see Mewtwo duke it out with Mew, but to get the promo card included with every ticket. Two decades later and there still hasn't been a single good live-action video game movie. Enter Pokémon Detective Pikachu to break the trend. Featuring a fuzzy, realistic Pikachu voiced by Ryan Reynolds and a brand new promo card with every ticket, I expect to see every fellow trainer at the movies this weekend.

Oh, and here's the full movie in its entirety, leaked by Ryan Reynolds himself:

POKÉMON Detective Pikachu: Full Picturewww.youtube.com

The Hustle

THE HUSTLE | Official Trailer | MGMwww.youtube.com


In The Hustle, Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson star as a pair of scam artists. Anne Hathaway, coming off her similarly scammy role in Ocean's 8, plays a master trickster, expertly ripping wealthy men off for everything they're worth. Rebel Wilson, on the other hand, is a low-level criminal who steps into the role of protege. I love a good female-oriented comedy, and the two leads here are both fully capable of carrying a movie on their own. The Hustle probably won't be groundbreaking, but it looks fun.

Poms

Poms | Official Trailer [HD] | In Theaters Fridaywww.youtube.com


Every year, without fail, we get like three old people movies. Old people movies are always about Dame Judy Dench or Diane Keaton doing old people stuff but with a spicy twist––things like going to an old people resort and smooching (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel) or having a book club where they read erotica (Book Club). This presumably makes viewers, all of whom are also old people, feel like there's still more to their lives than watching FOX News and soiling their pants. Anyways, if you're an old person who wants to vicariously pretend you could still be a cheerleader, Poms is for you.

Tolkien

TOLKIEN | Official Trailer | FOX Searchlightwww.youtube.com

J.R.R. Tolkien is easily one of the most defining figures of Western literature. His imaginative tales about a men's walking club have captivated readers for generations and established much of the groundwork for the entire fantasy genre. The biopic, however, appears unimpressive. On top of sporting a pretty boring trailer, Tolkien's estate has publicly stated they had no connection with and do not endorse the movie. Early reviews suggest Nicholas Hoult does a fine job as the famous author, but otherwise, the narrative seems to fall short.

LIMITED RELEASE:

Wine Country

Wine Country | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflixwww.youtube.com


Directed by Amy Poehler and starring a slew of SNL alums including Maya Rudolph and Tina Fey, Wine Country is a comedy about female friendship and alcohol. It looks like the kind of movie that might really speak to middle-aged people wrestling with doubts about their lives and relationships, but I'm not the target audience for that so what do I know? Luckily, this one will be debuting on Netflix, so if you don't feel like going out this weekend, you can watch it at home.


Dan Kahan is a writer & screenwriter from Brooklyn, usually rocking a man bun. Find more at dankahanwriter.com


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