Even famous rappers don't get it right every time.
Everyone has a bad day every now and then, even your favorite rappers.
The highly accomplished acts below no doubt have more hits than flops, but in a sense that's what makes their flops so noticeable and uncharacteristic. From Drake, Rick Ross, and Future to Lil Wayne and Run-DMC, these are the worst lyrics uttered by your favorite rappers.
"f*ck around, pull out my dick and I pee on her."
"When he was a geisha, I was a Samurai, somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai."
Rocko - U.O.E.N.O. ft. Future, Rick Ross
"Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it."
RUN-DMC - King Of Rock (Official Video)
"There's three of us, but we're not the Beatles."
"I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed."
"Honey ain't a politican, she a pole-a-tician."
"On my late-night thirsty, 'cause it was late-night and I was thirsty"
"Baby girl pull your pants up, I only want your face"
"Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight, let me check your pipes. Oh, you're the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites."
"I'm a millionaire but I don't know how to read."
You can bid on a legal document that grants you ownership of a percentage of Grimes' soul.
If you're feeling particularly soulless as of late, you're not alone!
Grimes, who birthed both a studio album and her first son earlier this year, isn't letting a world in shambles keep her from Grimesing on. She's now dabbling into fine art too, making her debut in simultaneous online exhibitions on Gallery Platform Los Angeles (May 28 through June 3) and Maccarone Los Angeles (May 28 through Aug. 31). The show is called Selling Out and features a piece also called "Selling Out" that contains part of Grimes' soul.
We combed through the saving grace moments of 2019's biggest disappointments.
2019 has been an odd year for music.
Lil Nas X and Billie Eilish continue to dominate the radio landscape with their unique marketing and overall absurdities. As a result, 2019 has been a year for redefining the parameters of musical creativity and what it takes to make a successful record. Perhaps, as a result, a lot of this year's most anticipated releases ended up flopping. While some of these releases were merely lackluster, others were just plain bad. Of course, it's important to note that not every bad project was without its high points. So to pay homage to the biggest flops of the year, here are some of the best songs off of 2019's worst albums.
Lil Pump’s “Butterfly Doors”
While Harvard Dropout was one of 2019's most highly anticipated albums, it flopped because, as many predicted, it turns out Lil Pump is just not that talented. From priding himself on being illiterate to talking about blowing two million at Tootsies, this album is just truly absurd. Even so, Pump's forte is crafting catchy fraternity anthems. “Butterfly Doors" has enough versatility to get your head bobbing, and it doesn't contain nearly as many dumb metaphors as the other 15 tracks.
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