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Your Black and White "Challenge Accepted" Selfie Is Pointless

The "Challenge Accepted" Instagram trend is well-intended, but these photos miss the point.

"Challenge Accepted" Selfie

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If you've been on Instagram during the past 72 hours, there is a good chance that you've seen a woman post a photo of herself filtered in black and white, with a caption that included the word "Challenge Accepted," often paired with the hashtag #womenempowerment.

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Prepare Yourself for the War on Thanksgiving

Unsheathe your corn cobs and load your potato guns, because the War on Thanksgiving is nigh.

FOX News

As you mash you potatoes and baste your turkeys, you might not have realized that a war is raging right outside your kitchen window–the War on Thanksgiving.

According to Donald Trump and the geniuses at FOX News, someone somewhere maybe wants to change the name of Thanksgiving (but probably not), and that means it's time to rile up our dumbest, most frothing countrymen.

THANKSGIVING SAVED: President Trump Says Democrats HATE Thanksgivingwww.youtube.com

Yes, the War on Thanksgiving, much like The War on Christmas, is upon us, and Twitter is reacting in turn.

Be careful leaving your homes, as gangs of radical liberals are roaming the streets, attacking anyone who so much as thinks about turkey.

Many brave Thanksgiving warriors are even writing letters to their loved ones as they traverse the mashed, war-torn terrain splattered in gravy.

Their heartbreaking words paint a picture of what life is like on the battlefront.

From the sounds of it, Walmart parking lots have become particularly brutal.

And with war, comes acceptance of impending death.

But not everyone finds the War on Thanksgiving to be such an easy topic of discussion, especially those still mourning the loss of their brave Thanksgiving compatriots.

News of horrifying Thanksgiving weapons have been emerging from the battlefront, too, with sightings of massive flying turkeys.

But let's get real for a second.

After all, Thanksgiving shouldn't be about war or discontent or whether or not the president of the United States is a racist. This Thanksgiving, let's all try to remember that Thanksgiving is really about the genocide of indigenous people, and how most Americans are pretty much just cool with that. Happy Thanksgiving!

Film Lists

Now in Theaters: 5 New Movies for the Weekend of February 1st

What's playing this weekend? Glad you asked.

Theater

Photo by Felix Mooneeram on Unsplash

Welcome back to "Now in Theaters: 5 New Movies for the Weekend."

Maximize your time by only seeing the movies recommended to you by some guy on the Internet.

WIDE RELEASE:

Miss Bala

Miss Bala Trailer #1 (2019) | Movieclips Trailerswww.youtube.com

Gina Rodriguez's parents died, but that won't stop her from vacationing in Mexico with her best friend. It's just two gals livin' it up south of the border, when oh no, here come the cartels to kidnap them. Now sweet Gina needs to help the cartel if she wants to save her friend, but what will she do when the bad guy turns out to be hot? It kind of looks like Twilight except the sexy guy is a drug dealer instead of ancient vampire. Makes sense, considering it's directed by Catherine Hardwicke who also directed―you guessed it!―Twilight. Wait for the reviews.

LIMITED RELEASE:

Arctic

ARCTIC | Official Trailerwww.youtube.com

The ultimate survival match, Man v Nature. Mads Mikkelson stars as a plane crash survivor stranded in the arctic with a young woman who can't move on her own. Now if he wants to survive, he needs to trek through the wilderness, dragging the woman on a sled, fighting snowstorms and polar bears. The cinematography looks nice, but the movie seems harrowing. If you're into survival fare, this is right up your alley.

The Wild Pear Tree

The Wild Pear Tree (official trailer)www.youtube.com

Nominated for a Palme d'Or at Cannes, this Turkish film is about a young man who returns home after college while trying to save money to publish his first novel. There, he clashes with his gambling-addicted father and the various people and culture that shaped his youth. Even in the trailer, the imagery seems immediately profound. Reviews are also glowing, so if you're out to see a movie that will make you think and potentially analyze your own ambitions, this seems like a great choice.

They Shall Not Grow Old

They Shall Not Grow Old – New Trailer – In Theaters February 1www.youtube.com

Peter Jackson has created one of the most impressive documentaries ever made. They Shall Not Grow Old offers an up-close look at WW1 through the lens of first-person accounts and footage gathered from the BBC and Imperial War Museum, all restored with unbelievable clarity. The resulting product looks like it was shot in a Hollywood studio, and makes you feel closer to the Great War and the young men who died there than you might have believed possible.

NETFLIX:

Velvet Buzzsaw

Velvet Buzzsaw | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflixwww.youtube.com

Velvet Buzzsaw is a horror movie about the high art world from the writer/director behind Nightcrawler. It also stars Jake Gyllenhaal. If that's not enough to get you excited then, much like high art, you probably just don't get it. But as an added bonus, it's on Netflix so you don't even need to leave your house to see what's sure to be the most talked about movie release of the weekend. It also looks like a lot of fun.


Dan Kahan is a writer & screenwriter from Brooklyn, usually rocking a man bun. Find more at dankahanwriter.com



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