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In 2022’s Scream — the fifth installment of the meta slasher franchise — the new killer, like all the predecessors, likes to play with his food before eating it. As a throwback to 1996’s Scream, he primes his target victim by asking her about her favorite horror movies. For any horror fan, it’s a bit […]

We love things that hurt us.

The SpaceX and Tesla CEO has a new title, but his tragiccomic arc is the same as ever.

Whether liberal or conservative, Chris Pratt’s politics are apparently the most important thing in the world…

Professional wrestling news sources recently confirmed the release of WWE Superstar Lars Sullivan. Sullivan (real name Dylan Miley) has been a hotbed of controversy. His call up to the main roster in 2019 as the next big monster heel seemed to be dead on arrival due to his various scandals and injuries. At the beginning […]

This week rapper T.I. and his wife, Tameka “Tiny” Harris, were accused of sex trafficking and forcing women to take drugs. These accusations stemmed from a social media post from Tiny’s former friend, Sabrina Paterson. Paterson alleged that T.I. pulled out a gun and put it to her head. Soon after Paterson’s claims made their […]

I’m listening to my Apple Music library on shuffle. A song from my teenage years starts to play. The familiar beat brings me back to my junior year of high school, and as the chorus comes in, an unmistakable voice fills my AirPods. Suddenly, my good mood brought on by nostalgia is ruined. For a […]