CULTURE To Donald Trump: 5 Ways You're Actually a Flawless Being Doing a Beautiful, Unbelievable Job Right Now Keith Baldwin 05 Jun, 20 You could resign if you want to, but then who will keep America so GD great?
CULTURE Sylvester Stallone's Dream Home Is for Sale (with One Nightmare-Inducing Feature) Keith Baldwin 28 May, 20 The whole house looks amazing, but the master suite contains nightmares
CULTURE Multiple Teachers Are Currently Trapped in Quarantine with Matt Damon Keith Baldwin 13 May, 20 The Good Will Hunting star has been locked down in Ireland with his family and multiple teachers since early March
Film What the Hell Is Tom Cruise Filming in Space? Keith Baldwin 06 May, 20 It could be just another Mission: Impossible, or maybe…
CULTURE Donald Trump's Disinfectant Injection—and Other Brilliant Ideas (that Will Kill You) Keith Baldwin 24 Apr, 20 Really really don’t do any of this, or anything else the president tells you to do
CULTURE Of Course WWE Is an "Essential Business" in Florida Keith Baldwin 14 Apr, 20 The chaos of professional wrestling must be contained in the ring for the good of society.
CULTURE Bill O'Reilly Is "on His Last Legs Anyway" Keith Baldwin 09 Apr, 20 The former host of The O’Reilly Factor wants us to remember that people who are old like him barely matter
CULTURE This Haunts Me: How Does CatDog Poop? Keith Baldwin 29 Mar, 20 Was Nickelodeon’s CatDog an innocent children’s cartoon from the late 90s, or a window into a horrifying reality?
CULTURE Do Not Text Rita Wilson! (Unless You're Ready to Fall in Love) Keith Baldwin 24 Mar, 20 You might just be trying to add to her COVID-19 quarantine playlist, but she will still break your heart.
CULTURE Madonna Preaches Equality from the Tub of Goo That Keeps Her Immortal Keith Baldwin 23 Mar, 20 In an Instagram post, she muses on the topic of COVID-19 as “the great equalizer,” from a marble bathtub full of rose petals.