CULTURE Did Nintendo Create COVID-19 to Make "Animal Crossing: New Horizons" the New Way to Socialize? Dan K 23 Mar, 20 Could Nintendo really be behind the COVID-19 pandemic?
CULTURE How Long Before Arnold Schwarzenegger Eats His Pet Horse and Donkey? Keith Baldwin 16 Mar, 20 Whiskey and Lulu were featured in a recent video in which the former governor encouraged Californians to forget about restaurants
Film What Movies Will God Quiz You on When You Get to Heaven? Dan K 08 Mar, 20 Apparently God is a major movie buff.
CULTURE Super Bowl Ad-pocalypse: Return to the Charmin Bears' Assh*le Inspection Hellscape Dan K 03 Feb, 20 Actual humans are being subjected to assh*le inspection by what is almost certainly a fascist regime of cartoon bears.
CULTURE Steven Mnuchin Can Give Greta Thunberg Life Advice After He Becomes Human Keith Baldwin 23 Jan, 20 He’s in Davos this week, deflecting questions and smelling with his tongue.
CULTURE Did Mr. Peanut, a Gay Cannibal, Kill Himself? Brooke Ivey Johnson 22 Jan, 20 It has also been strongly implied that he is in hell.
Film The Only Problem with "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" Is the Lesbian Kiss at the End Keith Baldwin 23 Dec, 19 And this has nothing to do with my personal hang-ups, so stop thinking that
Music 7 Smart Ways for Tekashi 6ix9ine to Spend His Millions Keith Baldwin 21 Oct, 19 With his new record deal and pending release from prison, the world is his oyster!
Film The Media Was Right: How "Joker" Changed Me Forever Keith Baldwin 08 Oct, 19 The darkness has molded me.