This Haunts Me

It was 2002, and Mariah Carey wanted a bath. Now we’ll never be clean.

Was “My Immortal” a genuine work of terrible fanfiction, or was it a big ironic joke all along?

It was the cultural appropriation olympics and Miley was getting all the gold.

Taylor Swift being carried around in a suitcase in 2017 was the cultural reset.

Web shows like “Happy Tree Friends” and “Llamas With Hats” emblemize a disturbing trend that I can’t shake from my memory.

One Texas couple became a meme after they went 18 minutes without shredded cheese on their fajitas. What could be worse?

Of all sad vegan meals, this has to be one of the most pathetic.