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The Curse of Nickelodeon's "All That" (The Reboot Is Already Doomed)

Ariana Grande is Nickelodeon's Chosen One. All others' success is sacrificed at her altar.

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The original cast of Nickelodeon's All That are cursed by a strange phenomenon that wards off any and all success.

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"Aladdin" Trailer Is A Frustrating Reminder That Will Smith Is Not Truly Blue

90s kids everywhere had their trust so broken by the new trailer that we might as well go back in time and swallow Hot Wheels tires.

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In 1992, Bill Clinton had just been elected as America's favorite stocky sax player, Michael Keaton was safeguarding the Batman franchise from the future ruin of George Clooney, and, most importantly, Disney released the original Aladdin.

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