Robert Pattinson Can't Be "The Most Handsome Man in the World"

That concept is nonsense—and also, it's Jason Momoa.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

It's not just a comforting bromide to tell ugly children; it's an undeniable fact of our reality. Each individual's experience of the world is purely subjective—informed by personal history and unique brain chemistry—which is what makes it so absurd when the Daily Mail declares Robert Pattinson "the most handsome man in the world." We cannot share an identical response to any stimulus, which means that we will never achieve an objective measure of a fundamentally experiential quality like handsomeness. Whoever they chose would necessarily have been controversial—except, of course, the correct answer: Jason Momoa.

Jason Momoa Wet T-shirt

How does the Daily Mail even come to its conclusions? Did they do a survey of the entire world—sending photographers to every rural market in Zimbabwe and through the favelas of São Paulo? Did they spend their entire decade's budget on compiling images of the world's men, or do they not consider the plebeians outside their TV screens and magazine pages to be truly human? Are we not men to them? Clearly we are not, because if they had scoured our planet's bus stops and the secluded tribes of Papua New Guinea—seen every last one of us—they would have realized that there is no jawline as perfectly sculpted as Jason Momoa's, no brow that arches with so much intrigue and allure.

In reality, the Daily Mail made their conclusion based on consultation from cosmetic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva, who has created a system for defining perfect beauty in mathematical terms. The system relies on the irrational number phi (1.618339…), and the ancient Greek concept of the golden ratio—also known as the "divine proportion"—which has been dubiously ascribed various significance. Dr. De Silva's system measures each feature of a person's face and how the features relate to one another with that ratio in mind. Last year he used his method to declare Bella Hadid the world's most beautiful woman. No doubt a lot of effort went into consolidating data on what people find attractive and fitting it to a theory of phi. It's actually an endeavor that makes a lot of sense for someone in Dr. De Silva's field, despite the limitations of codifying subjectivity and the factual reality of Jason Momoa.

Young Jason Momoa

That said, there are some obvious flaws in how those measurements are made—using only 2D images rather than a 3D scan—and it seems a bit weird that "the most handsome man in the world" would only align with about 92% of Dr. De Silva's Platonic ideal of a male face. But what is far more troubling—and possibly grounds to revoke his medical license?—is the fact that Dr. De Silva put in all this work and didn't take into account the existence of two piercing hazel eyes that squint pure joy directly at your soul each time Jason Momoa smiles.

To be fair, the star of The Lighthouse, and the Twilight series is technically a decent looking human male—as are Henry Cavill, Bradley Cooper, and the other men who ranked highly according to Dr. De Silva's system. Pattinson has some solid bone structure and a wild mane of hair that always looks a little dirty, but in kind of a fun way. If we're going to be as generous as possible, it would be appropriate to say that he's sort of a pasty, British, low-T Jason Momoa. But could he pick me up and hold me in his arms like an actual superhero—a Polynesian demi-god—and carry me away from all the world's pain while I hold tight to his beard and run one finger along the bold scar above his eye? No. He's not a sculpted 6'4" tower of benevolent muscle. He's a measly 6'1"—basically a 9th grade basketball player, and just as moody.

Jason Momoa as Aquaman

To put it simply, beauty is entirely subjective and impossible to quantify, and also the Daily Mail and Dr. De Silva are spreading blatant lies and committing Jason Momoa erasure. Canceled.


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It's Official: David Beckham Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Yeah yeah, tell us something we didn't already know...

In news that is of no surprise to many of us swooning ladies, David Beckham has officially been awarded the coveted title of 'Sexiest Man Alive' for 2015 by People magazine.

The 40 year old tattooed, ripped father of four was revealed as the most gorgeous hunk in the world on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night after an audience participation guessing game.

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The British retired soccer star is of course husband of ex-Spice Girl turned fashion designer Victoria Beckham and he just oozes cool. Like a fine wine he gets better with every passing year and enjoys bromances with the likes of Gordon Ramsay, Snoop Dogg and Prince William, as well as being devoted to his children, Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 13, Cruz, 10 and Harper, 4.

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Check out the behind the scenes footage of his People cover shoot where he reveals that he enjoys reminding Victoria and Brooklyn of his sexy status from time to time, just to keep them on their toes.

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To Becks though, he just tries to dress nicely and feel good. He told People;

"I never feel I'm and attractive, sexy person."

Now this something I'm sure many of us would be happy to help him with. It's rare to have such an all-age encompassing sex appeal—literally all three generations of my family would not kick him out of bed (trying very hard not to picture that).

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Luckily he has a close extended family as well as his wife to keep his feet firmly on the ground, Victoria says;

"Around the house, David is just David."

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In his tongue in cheek acceptance speech, Golden Balls said the honor was "the best moment of his career" and humbly acknowledged the work that goes into being just that goddamn sexy;

"I would obviously like to thank my parents for bringing me into this world. I would also like to thank my hairdresser, my stylist, photoshop..."

Beckham is in esteemed company, previous winners of the auspicious title have been Bradley Cooper, Denzil Washington, George Clooney, Channing Tatum and of course Brad Pitt (before he got grubby).

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Check out our gallery of gratuitous David Beckham pics and try not to drool too much...

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david beckham sexiest man alive

Just when you thought the Beckham kids couldn't get any cuter or that David Beckham could get any goddamn cooler or sexier.

Brooklyn (back from his trip to Coachella) posted a video on Instagram where he has reached 1,000,000 followers, wishing his mom happy birthday and was totally video-bombed by his dad!

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Check out the video below—actually Brooklyn looked a bit pissed at his dad which makes it all the better!  We all know that one of David's biggest joys is embarrassing his kids.


We all know that Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are BFFs, that Jay-Z and Kanye West are tight and that Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz's friendship extends beyond Charlie's Angels.

But, here are a few that maybe aren't so obvious—we've graded them for you on a Surprise Factor scale as follows;

Surprise Factor Scale;

  1. Not at all surprising, tell us something we don't know
  2. A little surprising, but they're in the same business so not so much
  3. Hmm takes some thinking about but kinda cool
  4. Really?  Wow I would never have though that
  5. Say what???!!!  How do these two even know each other?  What do they have in common??


David Beckham is most definitely one of the hottest FILTF’s around.

However he’s just like the rest of us when it comes to being an embarrassing parent he revealed in a TV interview today.

Brooklyn, 15, is so embarrassed by his father, like most teenagers, that he asks to be dropped around the corner from school so as not to be spotted by his classmates. Supercool David said;

“He’s at the age now where he does not want me to drop him off outside school. He doesn’t want too much affection but yes, I still kiss him. “

He continued that the first time he requested the discreet drop off;

“As he was walking into school, I wound down the window and shouted ‘I love you’ to him. He was not happy but it made him smile a few days later.”

How cute and how normal?

Kind of explains why Brooklyn has requested a separate family / friends birthday celebration when he turns 16 on March 4th!

The author of this Popdust article used to drop the teenagers’ off and shout “don’t forget to go to the toilet” out the window!

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done as a parent or been on the receiving end of as a teenager?

Share with us all below!

(Once you’ve finished checking out these super sweet pics of David kissing Brooklyn over the years of course.)


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