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The Upside of the Coronavirus: We're Finally Past Celebrity Drama

Celebrities' normal antics are not as entertaining (or as important) as they once seemed.

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Kim Kardashian has lashed out at Taylor Swift, or Taylor Swift has lashed out at Kim Kardashian, but most of all, both lashed out at all of us for constantly devouring their drama.

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Thank Goodness: Megan Thee Stallion Says She's Not Dating G-Eazy

Our favorite Hot Girl just shut down rumors that she's dating fellow rapper G-Eazy.

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The hip-hop world was up in arms yesterday when a compromising video of Megan Thee Stallion and G-Eazy sparked rumors that the unlikely pair were an item.

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Going to Strip Clubs Doesn't Make Dua Lipa Any Less Feminist

With #dualipaisoverparty trending on Twitter, we need to have a talk about strippers and sex worker rights.

Dua Lipa at Met Gala Afterparty 2023

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In the age of an imperfect cancel culture, Twitter users have harnessed the power of hashtags to superfluous extremes, often at the expense of innocent stars.

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This Haunts Me: Billie Eilish Doesn't Know What Cabbage Patch Kids Are

The "bad guy" singer is pretty out of touch with '80s pop culture, and we feel old.

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Billie Eilish made Grammy history this week, becoming the youngest-ever artist to receive nominations in the top four categories.

We all know by now that the "bad guy" singer is immensely talented. The topic of her age has been thoroughly discussed (she's just shy of 18), but it's still mindblowing to see her youthfulness in new perspectives; she was born in 2001, and during her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, host Kimmel decided to poke fun at her by quizzing her on '80s pop culture references. Spoiler alert: She did not do so well!

"Have you ever played with a Cabbage Patch Kid?" Kimmel asked Eilish, to which she responded: "Like a Sour Patch Kid? Is it a candy?"

"It was a doll," Kimmel explained to a painfully oblivious Eilish. "Your parents would go to the mall and fight other parents for these, and then they brought them home to you, and that was how they proved they loved you."

To be fair, my childhood home was filled with more vintage dolls than average, so maybe my knowledge of Cabbage Patch Kids is an anomaly among young people. But the fact that Eilish was fully unaware of such a ubiquitous toy made me feel, quite frankly, ancient.

But toys weren't the only category in which Eilish showed a lapse in familiarity. She couldn't name a Van Halen, she'd never heard of Huey Lewis (which also implies she hasn't seen Back to the Future), she'd never heard of Run-DMC, and she couldn't complete Mr. T's iconic catchphrase. One of her few redeeming victories is that she knows who Madonna is.

"You're makin' me look so dumb," Eilish told Kimmel. No, Billie, you're making me feel so old, which isn't fair because I was only born in the '90s.

But I do have to give props to Eilish for being one of the most seemingly level-headed teen pop sensations ever to cross my radar; she still lives in her childhood home, her family follows her on tour and events, and she appears to have a mature grasp on navigating her own fame, which is especially impressive considering the overpowering role social media plays in teen virality today. As far as I'm aware, Eilish is a Very Good Kid. But it's incredibly jarring to me that she's become such a critical touchstone in modern pop culture while being entirely incognizant of so many musical precedents that made her career possible. I also get self-conscious being reminded of stars who are much younger than I am but also much more talented, but I guess that's a problem for me and my therapist to discuss.

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Fragmented Reviews for Every Song on "Yandhi"

An incomplete review for an incomplete album

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Kanye West's gospel album Jesus Is King may have been delayed indefinitely, but he's certainly not keeping quiet.

September 3rd saw the release of Francis and the Lights' atmospheric "Take Me to the Light," which Kanye appeared on alongside Bon Iver. On Sunday, Kanye performed with a gospel choir in a church in Jamaica, Queens. And today, nine of his unreleased songs surfaced on the Internet—as iTunes ringtones.

Take Me to the Light (feat. Bon Iver and Kanye West)www.youtube.com

In September 2018, Kim Kardashian announced that her husband's next album would be called Yandhi. That album never appeared and was eventually scrapped, or so we thought. But as of today, people can listen to 26-second excerpts of nine songs from the album via the ringtones section of the iTunes store. To own the tracks, you'll need to fork over $1.29 for each.

In the age of streaming and texting, does anyone call each other or use ringtones anymore? It's hard to say what Kanye's up to, but then again, he's been a reliable wild card for years.

There is heavy speculation that the songs were all leaked by someone other than Kanye, meaning that it's possible that these songs reached us illegally. Regardless, this could be the last collection of secular material we ever hear from West, judging by his recent declaration that he'll "only do gospel music" from now on.

So, to match the nature of the brief samples we were given, here's a short, incomplete review of each song:

The first track, "New Body," places a punchy, vintage hip-hop beat and record-scratch sound over a recording of a flute. The song, which features Ty Dolla $ign and Nicki Minaj, leaked in July. Its release comes after Nicki announced her possible retirement from music, so these might be the last bars we hear from either of them for a while.

Kanye West Ft. Nicki Minaj, Ty Dolla $ign - New Bodywww.youtube.com

"Slave Name" places a triumphant electric guitar solo over chill-inducing choral melodies and flickers of electric piano. In its emotional intensity, it resembles the iconic climax of "Runaway" (though it never quite reaches that level of spiritual grandeur, but then again, it never gets the chance to). The far-too-short fragment now available on iTunes appeared in several versions as a leak and samples the song "Wally Wider" by Delicate Stevens.

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"80 Degrees" puts a trap beat over synthy flourishes and slurred falsetto vocals. You can make out the statement, "I can walk on the water," which goes well with Kanye's new born-again religious convictions. Kanye previously teased the song in a promo video, but this is the first we've heard of its release since then.

KANYE WEST- 80 DEGREES (HURRICANE) FULL LEAKwww.youtube.com

"Alien" is all lush, stratospheric synths and spaced-out woodwinds, which seem to be the defining characteristic of this album. Opening with the line, "I won't let them get the best of me," this song is reminiscent of the wide-eyed aggression of the Graduate. It leaked in full in July, but it's tough to find online, so you might be stuck with the ringtone for now.

On "Law of Attraction," Wyoming's newest resident begins with a chorus made up of muddled harmonies. It then veers into a rap verse over what sounds like a car door alarm (which has annoyed some fans so much that one made a version without the beeps, though some firmly stand by the beeps). This song was also leaked in full in July and is sometimes called "Chakras/Law of Attraction." It's a seductive collage of futuristic sounds and autotune, the kind of thing that, ultimately, only Kanye could make.

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"The Storm" is smooth and glossy, with R&B elements that are almost reminiscent of Drake. "Don't troll yourself," the lyrics say. "Girl you owe it to yourself." Well, that's good advice, but the song itself unfortunately features the late, disgraced rapper XXXTentancion (alongside Ty Dolla $ign), making it somewhat hard to listen to. It does contain the poetic couplet, "We began after the storm inside / leaving then it's just the morning light," but as to whether its lyrical merits outweigh the presence of XXXTentacion (and Kanye's fraught persona, for that matter), that's for listeners to decide.

"We Got Love" features Teyana Taylor. Kanye debuted it on SNL in September 2018, then released the full track on SoundCloud in November, and it can be listened to in full online. It's an ode to success as a protest to struggle. "Love is the new money," goes the chorus—a rallying cry for today's world if there ever was one. A voiceover recording at the end goes, "You can have all the money in the world...but if you can't be a person of integrity while having all these things, then what does it mean? Your value is internal." One would wonder if Kim Kardashian believes this. Regardless, the song seems to indicate the presence of a newly inspired, enlightened Kanye.

Kanye West - We Got Love (Feat. Teyana Taylor)www.youtube.com

"Bye Bye" leaked in July (under the name "Bye Bye Baby") alongside "Law of Attraction." It was the third song on an early album tracklist. It's about overdosing, excess, UFOs, and refusing to take one's meds; and in its chaotic energy, it's most similar of ye and the singles that came out last summer.

As songs like "Bye Bye" highlight, Kanye has clearly struggled a lot. If religion is a way for him to make peace with the world and his own mind, and especially if it gets him to renounce his troublesome political viewpoints, we should all be here for it—even if it means that the best we'll get of Kanye West's secular repertoire are 26-second glimpses.

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Justin Bieber's Silent Marginalization of Women

The most recent allegations by Emma Portner continue to paint Bieber as a man unaware of his gender bias

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Back in June of 2018, Justin Bieber took some time to greet fans after a night of regular services at Hillsong United Church.

His hair was disheveled and covered his eyes, and he was draped in a baggy black sweatshirt with the hood up. He rubbed his mouth as he lumbered towards the crowd. "Hi, Justin," his young fans said excitedly. "Do I, uh, do I have wine on my lips?" he replied. The fans assured him he did not.

"How was service?" the fan continued, Bieber said it was good. "Isn't your church, like, really inclusive, like, of the gay community?" Bieber took a moment before answering. "Uh, I mean, yeah. I mean, any- any- anyone can get in." The female fan identified herself as queer and explained her struggle to find a church inclusive of her sexuality. Hillsong Church has been historically accused of marginalizing the LGBTQ+ community and promoting conversion therapy. "That's the sad thing about religion," Bieber replied. "It can be like that sometimes. Yeah, that breaks my heart for you." Bieber went on to invite the fan to join Hillsong, despite its reputation for LGBTQ+ oppression. "I wonder where Justin Bieber stands because he has a bunch of LGBT fans, but he goes to a church that's not affirming," Christian singer Trey Pearson told Billboard. He cited an incident where the church forced gay staff to step down at New York Hillsong. "They were gay and wanted to get married and be out publicly," Pearson said.

Yesterday, New York-based choreographer Emma Portner, who previously worked with Bieber, accused the singer of being misogynistic. "I regret working under your name. I gave your universe my naive body, creativity, time and effort. Twice. For content, you made millions off of. While I made zilch," she wrote. Portner is married to Ellen Page, who for years has been a vocal critic of Hillsong's anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric. "You religiously go to a church that does not support the LGBTQ+ community," Portner continued. She said Bieber was "degrading to women" and "supportive of problematic people." Chris Pratt, another one of Hillsong's celebrity attendees, has in the past come to the church's defense. "Nothing could be further from the truth," the actor wrote on his Instagram story. In his interview with Billboard, Pearson noted that Bieber's silence surrounding the controversy was what was problematic. "I think his heart is in a good place," he said. "[But] If you're going to at least associate yourself with [Hillsong], if you're silent, then you're an accomplice in it."

But Portner's allegations are only the latest in a backlash that Bieber has faced for his dismissive treatment of women. When Pop trio CHVRCHES expressed their disappointment in Marshmello's recent collaboration with Chris Brown and Tyga, Bieber was quick to come to Brown's defense. In a lengthy Instagram post, Bieber called the Rihanna assault "a mistake" and compared Brown to Tupac and Michael Jackson. Bieber came to Brown's defense again this year after Brown was accused of gang-raping a woman in Paris. "No one can touch you!" Bieber wrote to Chris Brown on Instagram.

Yet when called on to answer for all of the above, Bieber has remained silent, and it's hard to accept the silence as denial when even his songs have historically been accused of supporting rape culture and promoting a misogynistic agenda. Still, many believe Bieber's heart is in the right place. He is evidently trying to do right by his wife–even though he's used possessive phrases like "you are mine" to describe their relationship in the #MeToo era–and it's all but been confirmed that his sudden affiliation with Hillsong Church was part of his redemption agenda, but Bieber's actions have continued to paint a picture of an artist unaware of his skewed perception towards women. As told by Portner, that ignorance is equally as problematic when left unaddressed as intentional sexism. "I can only hope for your enlightenment. That you read a ton of books," she wrote on Instagram. "A straight white pastor/manager can't be your only source of world view...I really hope you educate yourself beyond your bible."