Tara Reid trainwreck marriage boot camp combo is going to make for must-watch TV—jump on board the hot mess express!
The Tara Reid trainwreck has pulled into the Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars house—and it was only one day late!
Because, of course it was a day late—Tara “hot mess” Reid folks!
She probably had a super important spray tan appointment she couldn't miss or something.
Not surprisingly, relationship counselor Elizabeth Carroll was pretty pissed at Reid for her tardiness.
Because, let’s face it, nothing says committed to therapy like turning up 24-hours late.
Good job Tara!
Carroll even goes through the motions of pretending they weren’t going to allow Reid to participate in the show.
Which, of COURSE isn’t even a possibility, because Tara Reid makes for reality TV gold.
Carroll tells the 40-year-old:
Boot camp is commitment and we normally don't let people come in late like this.
You've missed a full day.
Meanwhile, Tara's hot mess will be on full display throughout the show, judging by the season trailer—which you can watch below.
There’s Tara screaming at her (probably fake) boyfriend of five minutes; Tara screaming at the therapists.
There's Tara screaming at her housemates as they scream at her and each other.
There’s Tara chugging back shots; Tara drunkenly dirty dancing on the kitchen table; Tara and the (probably fake) boyfriend of five minutes in handcuffs.
Yeah, this is going to be golden.
In addition to Tara trainwreck and her “party boy Dean May” there’s a whole other bunch of D-listers you’ve likely never heard of:
Memphitz Wright, the bad boy who won’t commit to his wife Toya
Model Lisa D’Amato and her doomsday prepping husband Adam
The Bachelor couple no longer in paradise Michelle Money and Cody Sattler
And the fiancés battling infidelity Brittish Williams and Lorenzo Gordon
As per WE TV:
On this season, five new reality show couples enter the compound grounds to fight for their damaged relationships under the strain of secrets, lies and jail time!
And find out what happens when one couple’s deceitful plot tornados through the house, and goes down as the biggest train wreck in Marriage Boot Camp history.
And when Hollywood wild child Tara Reid and her party boy Dean May break down the doors and all the rules…there’ll be hell to pay.
Directors Jim and Elizabeth Carroll, along with co-directors Ilsa Norman and David Bishop have their work cut out for them as they take on relationships that are on the verge of massive destruction.
And the honorable Judge Lynn Toler is back to lay down the hammer during nightly evaluations.
Up against the most intense exercises and drills yet, including a talk show with a shocking twist hosted by Montel Williams, the toughest weeks of their relationships lie ahead.
But in the end, which couple will survive when NO ONE is safe?
Our money is on Tara—that chick is like a cockroach…. she would survive Armageddon.
Tune into WE TV June 3 at 9/8 to see the season premiere or Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars
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Big Ang posted this photo of herself on Twitter, which is clearly from a long, long time ago.
Because this is what she looks like now.
And this. Stop going under the knife, lady. Like, for real.
Lil Kim was never normal by anyone’s standards, but in 2002, at least she looked relatively surgery free – minus a boob job and maybe a little nip and tuck here and there.
This is the rapper in 2014, obviously with child. I don’t know what to say. This is what tragically bad plastic surgery looks like.
And, time for a close up Lil Kim...
Oh, Mickey Rourke! You used to be so fine. Here is the actor from his movie 9 ½ Weeks.
He decided to be a boxer for a bit, and his face got messed up. And then he got lots of work to fix it. And by 2005 he was looking like this.
And then he got even more work done, and by 2013 he was the man formally known as Mickey Rourke.
Nikki Cox has a sweet, natural looking face in 2002.
But by 2009, she looked like a completely different person due to several alleged plastic surgery procedures.
Jocelyn Wildenstein isn’t really famous for anything other than being really rich and having really bad plastic surgery. Here she is before the plastic surgeon turned her into a freakshow.
And here she is a few years ago. If you think she looks like a cat, you have totally made her day. Because that was her goal. To look like a cat. Because her former husband loves cats. So shocked that he ended up leaving her.
Here’s a lovely full-length image of her with her boyfriend (yes, she actually has one), who is a fashion designer named Lloyd Klein.
Sharon Osbourne is another self-proclaimed plastic surgery addict. Can you believe this is even her? The other person is Ozzy!
And here’s what she looks like now. Not bad, eh? But a totally different person!
Meet Jackie Stallone, or should I call her Jacqueline? She is the mother of Sylvester, and believe it or not, she is a psychic. Wonder why she couldn’t predict the decline of her face due to plastic surgery? This book cover was released in like 1990 something, but who knows when the photo was actually taken.
Here is the beauty in 2004, doing her best Liz Taylor.
And doing her best drag queen Carrot Top impression
Like mommy, like son. Here is Sylvester when he was sort of hot in Rocky.
And here he is in 2012. But the funny thing is…
In 2014 he looks worse, like maybe he let his regular appoint with the good doctor lapse.
This is Lara Flynn Boyle, who started her career on Twin Peaks in the early 1990s.
Lara Flynn Boyle looked pretty back in 2001 when, for some reason, she was dating Jack Nicholson. This was before she got most of her work done.
In 2003, LFB’s lips looked a little plumped up at the Golden Globes, while her body was wasting away
But by 2006, those lips were looking botched.
And 2008, the progression continued.
Until 2013 happened, and (not so) suddenly she wasn’t looking so hot. In fact, she was the opposite hot. She became a walking anti-plastic surgery Billboard.
I’m sure Joan Rivers started getting work done WAY before this photo was taken in 2001, but she looks relatively normal back then.
Here’s a current photo of old Joan, who has copped to getting like a million procedures done.
However, these days... not so much....
































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