The only thing more American than apple pie is a nip slip.

Or in this case, bottom slips. On August 29th, Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame accidentally showed more skin than planned on the red carpet for the screening of Ad Astra. Her floral-print ball gown by French designer Christophe Guillarme featured a thigh-high slit that made it clear Abraham had opted to attend the premiere sans undergarments. You might think that in this age of sexual freedom, skimpy outfits, photo leaks, and body positivity, we'd be past making a big deal out of something as run of the mill as a skirt revealing more than intended. But the incident immediately made headlines, overshadowing the premiere and causing a stir on social media. She later posted a picture on Instagram.

Interestingly, the reality star had a similar "accident" at last year's Cannes Film Festival, and video later showed that the crotch-shot was intentional. Commenters on Abraham's Venice Instagram were not going to let her forget it.

One person wrote: "So you had to flash your vag just like you did at the Cannes? Pretty sad that's how you choose to keep your name in the tabloids. At each event you were clearly pulling your dress to flash everyone your vag." Another said, "Farrah 101 for when you're an irreverent wannabe...of course we flash our cooter...oooops I mean 'wardrobe malfunction''ve got to be one of the most desperate people I've ever seen...and all in the presence of poor Sophia...such a roll model."

If the "malfunction" was in fact intentional, one has to admit that if the goal was free publicity, it was a savvy move. If you Google "celebrity wardrobe malfunction," 32,100,000 results appear immediately. Admit it, you can't name who won the 2004 super bowl, you probably can't even say for sure which teams played, but you absolutely remember the exact instant during the half time show when Janet Jackson showed America more than her killer dance moves.

The iconic wardrobe malfunction made headlines everywhere, throwing the game into the background. Or maybe you remember when Chrissy Teigen didn't account for the breeze and accidentally showed off her immaculately waxed undercarriage. Or the famous instance of Britney Spears exiting a car without any underwear on. So why are people vilifying Abraham for merely giving the people what they want?

Why do we care so much about glimpses of usually covered human anatomy? Why do we find nip slips and accidental cr*tch shots more titillating than images of bare bodies that are readily available online or even in movies? What is the undeniable appeal of an outfit going rogue?

The truth is that we love seeing someone's body without their explicit consent.

People are so riled up about Abraham's manufactured malfunction because knowing it was intentional takes away much of the appeal. And that's pretty f*cked up.

As we take baby steps towards becoming a society that prioritizes consent, we have to realize that reveling in wardrobe malfunctions can't be a part of that better future. The human body isn't inherently sexual or scandalous, and it's never okay to look at someone's naked body if they don't mean to show it to you. It's 2019: Aren't we a different society than we were when n*pple gate shook our worlds? Isn't it time to stop treating the human body like a spectacle? Maybe, instead of shaming Farrah Abraham for merely capitalizing on an American perversion, we should take a look inwards and think about why we're still so fascinated by wardrobe malfunctions—and what exactly that says about us.

Grace Jones can teach those modern day outrage usurpers a thing or two when it comes to flashing the flesh and causing a kerfuffle.

The always awesome Original Diva gave both Madge and Miley a run for their money last night, showing off her nipples and plenty of tongue, during a NYC book signing at Barnes and Noble—as you do—well, as you do when you are Grace Jones.

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As Popdust previously reported, the 67-year-old has penned a candid tell-all, titled I’ll Never Write My Memoirs, and it promises to be every bit as salacious, opinionated, sex, drugs and rock ’n roll filled as you would expect, given Jones’ rich and colorful life so far.

Take that Miley!

In addition to sharing her God given goods with photographers and fans, the senior citizen (ha!) also shared her thoughts on today’s slew of female entertainers.

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And, let’s put it this way, when it comes to the likes of Cyrus, Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga et all…. Jones is definitely not a fan.

Jones slammed the new generation of women performers, calling them out for being phony and contrived and claiming they don’t "challenge the status quo" enough.

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She goes into greater detail in her memoir, smack talking her successors, and accusing them of “playing the pioneer without taking the actual risk.”

I have been so copied by those people who have made fortunes that people assume I am that rich. But I did things for the excitement, the dare, the fact that it was new, not for the money. And too many times I was the first, not the beneficiary.

There’s a lot of that around at the moment. Be like Sasha Fierce. Be like Miley Cyrus. Be like Rihanna. Be like Lady Gaga. Be like Rita Ora and Sia.

Be like Madonna. I cannot be like them, except to the extent that they are already being like me.

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Jones expanded yet further on the subject in an interview with the New York Times last month:

They make it so obvious. But they don’t quite have the conviction. It’s always someone styling them, for example. It’s not coming from them.

People say, ‘Well, you should be flattered [that they’re emulating you].’ And I’m like, ‘No, I’m not.’ Because my whole view is being unique and finding yourself, from your own suffering or your own upbringing or your own happiness. For me, it’s all piggybacking.

[Lady Gaga] is obsessed! She’s been trying to get me to work with her forever. She’s even gone to my brother in L.A. to get him to try and talk me into it.

I basically said, ‘Bring me something. Don’t just take something from me. If you want me to work with you, then come with an idea. Come with music. Dazzle me.’ People said, ‘Do you know how much money you can make working with her, collaborating with her?’ It’s never been about the money. And the fame, believe me, it’s a double-edged sword.

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Meanwhile, Grace Jones isn’t slowing down anytime soon, as she vows, “I’m always rebelling. I don’t think I’ll ever stop."

Amen to that sister!

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Oh that Miley Cyrus!

When it was announced that the 22-year-old was going to be hosting the 2015 VMAs, it was a given that she would be putting on quite the show—but, in the end, Miley managed to outdo even herself.

Leaving her infamous Robin Thicke 2013 VMAs twerking extravaganza firmly in the shade, Miley laid on a pretty much naked, weed smoking, profanity laced, nip slipping, performance guaranteed to keep her name firmly in the headlines for at least the foreseeable future.

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Oh, then there was also the whole Nicki Minaj fight furor too….. but, more about that in a bit.

Miley Cyrus' tasteful VMAs red carpet arrivals ensemble (left) and one of her many understated and modest onstage outfit changes (right)

MTV was obviously hip to what was going to be in store—because, Miley Cyrus, DUH! But, despite the “live" broadcast being on a slight delay to help filter out the plethora of profanities throughout the night, good old Miles still managed to slip her bare nip into the evening's festivities.

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Cyrus' “non-intentional" (yeah right!!) nip slip occurred as she was changing backstage, behind a curtain, for the night's final performance. As the camera filmed her, body hidden, head visible, suddenly the curtain “accidentally" fell, revealing her bare breast….

“Sorry, my tit's out," Miley could be heard pretending to protest.

Miley slips her nip into the VMAs festivities....


Nah, not really…. being 2015, and the MTV VMAs, nobody really gives THAT much of a fuck—because it's just a Goddamn nipple folks, get over it—and, thankfully, there has (so far) been no repeat of the utterly ludicrous, puritanical, OUTRAGE that occurred in the U.S. following the blink-and-you-would-have-missed-it Janet Jackson Superbowl half time performance nipple flash fury that happened back in 2004.

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And, if there is any sad bastard out there feigning outrage and shock, then seriously, what the fuck were they doing watching Miley Cyrus presenting the MTV VMAs, in the first place?!! You pretty much know the drill, and can be confident in what you're gonna be getting…

Case in point, throughout the night, in addition to all the outrageous costume changes that ensured she got to flash the very maximum amount of flesh possible, Cyrus was sure to bring plenty of 420 to the show.

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Miley managed to slip a drug reference into the first few minutes of her opening speech, then worked in references to either smoking, or eating ganja at pretty much every single turn.

There was a skit where she and Tyga ate kif cookies during a sleepover at her dad Billy Ray Cyrus' house—another, where she and Snoop Dogg ate bhang brownies together, which he claimed were baked by Miley's “mamie"—Cyrus demanding Rita Ora and some dancers say “marijuana!" as they posed for an onstage selfie together—and, just in case you didn't get the, “Hey kids, look! MTV is cool and edgy again!" memo, Miley posed for a ton of pics backstage, all while smoking some big fat blunts.

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Ooooohhh….. sooooooo cool MTV!

But, what would a modern day award show be without some good old fashioned bitch fest-fueled beef for people to sink their teeth into?

And, sure enough, VMAs viewers were served up a big, steaming portion of diva drama, courtesy Best Hip-Hop Video award winner, Nicki Minaj.

And, yet more VMAs keepin' it classy Cyrus costume changes...

After thanking everyone under the sun, including her pastor, Minaj took aim, and BOOM! fired directly at Cyrus, referencing a NY Times story in which Miley appeared to be firmly #TeamSwift—Minaj sniped, “And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press….Miley, what's good?"

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Miley, being Miley, took it all in her stride however—or perhaps, was too damn stoned at that point to think of a decent comeback—responding with a diplomatic, "Hey, we're all in this industry, we all do interviews, and we all know how they manipulate shit. Nicki, congratulations."


So little time, so many ridiculous, fabricated “feuds" ....and so many snore-inducing "edgy" "cool" award shows....

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Oops! Mariah Carey Suffers Wetsuit Nip Slip

Swimsuit Malfunction On Location. Lolz

Mariah Carey, currently enjoying a Mediterranean trip with new beau James Packer, has suffered an embarrassing, full on wetsuit nip slip!

As we know, Mimi is not shy of showing off major cleavage—even when she's covered up, her curves struggle to remain contained.

Hanging out with with Jamie, the Infinity singer decided to let lose and take a ride on a banana boat wearing a wetsuit. As she was making her way back to shore—whoops! Her left nipple popped its way out of the wetsuit giving the crew members an eyeful—thankfully, they were gentlemen and helped her get to her feet while she quickly rectified the situation.

The bikini blunder is a minor hiccup in the Diva songstress' luxury holiday with billionaire Jamie and her four-year-old twins Morocco and Monroe.

She's been having a whale of a time jet-skiing and yacht lounging on the trip in the Italian sunshine.

Let's hope the yacht crew got the memo not to look her in the eye!

Now THIS Alanis Morissette is what you call irony....

Nicki Minaj managed to suffer a nip slip Wednesday night, during an interview about past nip slips….quite an impressive achievement—Popdust has video.

The 32-year-old was appearing on Watch What Happens Live when a caller rang and enquired about what was the most embarrassing of her past wardrobe malfunctions—the GMA nip slip, or the VMAs dress debacle.

"Definitely the nip slip, because the dress malfunction didn't show anything," Minaj said as her cleavage got the best of her once again, allowing for another nip slip snafu.

Gloriously oblivious to the all new boob bearing blunder that was playing out, Minaj went on to tell Andy Cohen what was going through her mind during her now infamous seam splitting VMAs performance with Ariana Grande and Jessie J.

"Panic. I was so panicked. At the VMAs? I was very panicked," she said. "I contemplated on not going out at all. Then I was like, I'd let Jessie and Ari down. And you know, I wouldn't want to do that to them, and ruin their moment. I was just, I felt like I wanted to crawl under a freaking rock."

Meanwhile, WWHL viewers were all too aware of Minaj's new wardrobe malfunction, tweeting up a storm.

"@NICKIMINAJ is talking about a nip slip while CURRENTLY having a nip slip. @BravoWWHL, help her!" One of many missives noted.

You can watch Nicki's new wardrobe malfunction in the video below—see her most outrageous, sexy, nude photos in the gallery underneath—and check out other stars' nip slips here


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I love when they call it a "Wardrobe Malfunction."

Hey, it's just a nipple folks… no need for the moral outrage.

To get you better acquainted with that particular part of the female anatomy, Popdust has compiled a gallery of the best, worst and most blatant celebrity nip slips.

When Janet Jackson flashed a nipple for a mega-second at the Super Bowl back in 2004 it caused a media shit storm of epic proportions.

To say legions of people were outraged would be an understatement…but why? I mean, seriously? Why do folks purport to be so deeply offended by a nipple and continue to demand images of women's bodies be censored?

In more recent years, we've continued to witness these media frenzies caused by celebrity breast exposure after basically every fashion show or red carpet event. From Rita Ora to Selena Gomez, Bella & Gigi Hadid, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Mariah Carey, and more. In many of these instances, the beautiful women involved no longer even pretend it was an accident. Good! They never should have to.

If you want to rock a gorgeous dress like Jennifer Lawrence at the Red Sparrow premiere, or basically any sheer black outfit, you should be able to do it and not fear over sexualization or damnation from the conservative right.

Rita Ora nip slip Rita OraGetty Images

Gigi Hadid nip slip Gigi Hadid on the runway

That's at the crux of #FreeTheNipple, an equality movement that stands against female oppression and censorship and campaigns for a more balanced system of censorship and legal rights for all women to breastfeed in public.

And, here's some food for thought via

Men haven't always been able to go shirtless. Religious individuals in the 1900s banned all nipples in public places. In 1935, 42 men were arrested for going topless in Atlantic City. The male population protested, and the male topless ban was subsequently lifted in 1936.
“Suddenly a man's nipples were no longer 'obscene' in society, but rather commonplace and natural," according to The Huffington Post.
That's fine and dandy. There's nothing wrong with a little nipple, right?
Well, apparently there is — as long as it's a female nipple.
It's an everyday occurrence for a male to go without a shirt, but it's still illegal for women to go topless in 35 states.

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