Is Bob Dylan Really the 7th Best Singer of All Time?

How could Bob Dylan rank number 7 on a list of best singers of all time?

On Monday, October 21st, the world woke up to see "Bob Dylan" trending on Twitter, immediately causing a jolt of panic in the hearts of fans.

But a quick scroll revealed that Dylan wasn't trending because he died, but because of a 2008 Rolling Stone list of the greatest singers of all time. The account that reposted the list, @crockpics, is committed to "sharing entertaining and memorable pictures of classic rock artists," according to its bio.

But the seemingly innocuous, dated list—reposted by a run-of-the-mill content-farming account—soon sparked heated online debate. Upon reading the list, fans began to argue amongst themselves about the validity of Bob Dylan's place on the list at number 7. In particular, many took issue with Dylan's placement above Freddie Mercury, who is listed at number 18.

Of course, as many pointed out, it's not clear whether the rankings were based merely on technical vocal skill or on a singer's whole package, including presentation, performance, individuality, etc. Based on Dylan's high ranking, one assumes the latter is the case. In fact, the article that prefaces the original list, written by Jonathan Lethem, states, "For me, Bob Dylan and Patti Smith, just to mention two, are superb singers by any measure I could ever care about — expressivity, surprise, soul, grain, interpretive wit, angle of vision...If one of the weird things about singers is the ecstasy of surrender they inspire, another weird thing is the debunking response a singer can arouse once we've recovered our senses. It's as if they've fooled us into loving them, diddled our hard-wiring, located a vulnerability we thought we'd long ago armored over."

This seems to more than explain the list's logic. As much as American Idol and the like have trained us to think good singing is quantifiable, the truth is some of the musical artists who have most set the soundtrack to the common experience of being alive would not even make it past the first round of auditions on your average singing reality show. Everyone who really loves music, who has been transformed, soothed, or awoken by just the right song at just the right time, knows that singing is as much about soul and storytelling as it is about perfect technique.

So yes, if we're judging a singer's talent by range, pitch control, breath control, tone, rhythm, and diction, Mariah Carey should absolutely rank above Bob Dylan on the list of 200 best singers. But if you're judging a singer on their ability to tell a story, the pain and joy they can imbue their voice with, the distinct nature of their unmistakable sound, and the simple ability to deeply affect a listener, Bob Dylan is among the best singers there ever was.

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Nobel prize-winning author Toni Morrison passed away on August 5, 2019 at 88 years old.

Today, February 18th 2020, would have been her 89th birthday. Ms. Morrison wrote such seminal works as Beloved, Song of Solomon, and A Mercy, positioning herself as one of the most important literary voices of the 20th century. In her long career, she wrote 11 novels, five children's books, two plays, a song cycle, and an opera, ultimately winning the Pulitzer Prize for Beloved in 1988. The majority of her work centered on the black experience in America, particularly the black female experience. She stated in the 2019 documentary Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am. "I've spent my entire life trying to make sure the white gaze was not the dominant one in any of my books."

Her writing was searingly political yet deeply personal, movingly colloquial and often heartbreaking. Her ability to capture both the mundane and the exceptional in clever turns of phrase and poignant observations makes her one of the most distinctive voices in the history of literature, and while we encourage you to go out and read one of her many stunning works in its entirety, we offer this list of quotes in honor of her birthday.

10. From Jazz (1992)

9. From a speech to the Ohio Arts Council (1981)

8. From Beloved (1987)

7. From The Bluest Eye (1970)

6. From Beloved (1987)

5. From The Black Book (1974)

4. From Song of Solomon (1977)

3. From unknown

2. From Song of Solomon (1977)

1. From the Nobel lecture in literature (1993)