Even famous rappers don't get it right every time.
Everyone has a bad day every now and then, even your favorite rappers.
The highly accomplished acts below no doubt have more hits than flops, but in a sense that's what makes their flops so noticeable and uncharacteristic. From Drake, Rick Ross, and Future to Lil Wayne and Run-DMC, these are the worst lyrics uttered by your favorite rappers.
"f*ck around, pull out my dick and I pee on her."
"When he was a geisha, I was a Samurai, somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai."
Rocko - U.O.E.N.O. ft. Future, Rick Ross
"Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it."
RUN-DMC - King Of Rock (Official Video)
"There's three of us, but we're not the Beatles."
"I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed."
"Honey ain't a politican, she a pole-a-tician."
"On my late-night thirsty, 'cause it was late-night and I was thirsty"
"Baby girl pull your pants up, I only want your face"
"Your man just left, I'm the plumber tonight, let me check your pipes. Oh, you're the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites."
"I'm a millionaire but I don't know how to read."
You can bid on a legal document that grants you ownership of a percentage of Grimes' soul.
If you're feeling particularly soulless as of late, you're not alone!
Grimes, who birthed both a studio album and her first son earlier this year, isn't letting a world in shambles keep her from Grimesing on. She's now dabbling into fine art too, making her debut in simultaneous online exhibitions on Gallery Platform Los Angeles (May 28 through June 3) and Maccarone Los Angeles (May 28 through Aug. 31). The show is called Selling Out and features a piece also called "Selling Out" that contains part of Grimes' soul.
20 year-old McDonald's Szechuan sauce sells for $15,000
April Fools, you only get one
The first episode of Rick and Morty, season 3 was released on April 1st. However, they are making us wait until we can see the rest. It was revealed during the commercial break the next episode is scheduled sometime this summer. No official release date has been set.
At the end of season two, Mr. Poopybutthole said Rick and Morty season 3 take another year or so before it was seen. Even though they projected the end of 2016, production delays had fans wondering when it would be coming out.
McDonald's Szechuan sauce purchased for almost $15,000 after the season 3 premiere
Over the last few weeks, Rick and Morty fans have been making reference to limited edition McDonald's Szechuan sauce that was only available in 1998. It was part of a promotional campaign when Disney's Mulan came out in theaters.
What's in the sauce that is causing it to trend? It is most likely because Rick reveals during 'The Rickshank Redemption' that his he has one mission. Over the next 9 seasons he is committed to bringing back McDonald's limited edition Mulan-themed Szechuan sauce.
Petitions have been signed and McDonald's has responded. Even still, the rare Mc D's Szechuan sauce has not been brought back. Some fanatics just can't wait for the special sauce . According to Time, one such Rick and Morty fan has gone to incredible measures and paid $14,700 (£11,486) for a single pot of Szechuan sauce. To make the price tag more palatable, some Wasabi sauce was throw in too."I just bought a really old car, while cleaning it I found a packet of this sauce.," the eBay listing reads. "After watching the recent episode of Rick and Morty I went online to see if it was worth anything. Turns out it was. Also, this comes with a packet of wasabi as well."
San Diego Comic-con 2016
Adult Swim, has released a massive amount of brand new teasers to keep the anticipation growing. The crowd at the 2016 SDCC went nuts for the Rick and Morty panel. Besides revealing that their dream guest star is Vin Diesel, creators Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland unveiled this exclusive:
Rick and Morty Season 3 Promos
This is just taste of the promotional videos to wet your appetite. Fans will have to patiently wait until the summer heats up.