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Maroon 5 Is Dead to SpongeBob Fans: An Open Letter

You did SpongeBob dirty at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Adam Levine of Maroon 5

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Dear Maroon 5,

Let's be honest here. We're no fans of yours. Your music was decent in the mid-2000s, but since then you sold out completely, becoming the living definition of soulless, plastic pop rock. 'Girls Like You' would be the worst song ever if it actually constituted a song rather than pre-programmed waste disposal from your robot frontman, Adam Levine. Speaking of which, it malfunctioned yesterday and posted a bunch of random words on Instagram, so hopefully you guys can get it fixed.

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