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French Montana Is Still Bad at Rapping

"MONTANA" was meant to be his magnum opus, but the project is a slog, with Montana's celebrity friends overshadowing him at every turn.

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French Montana has forever bemused the public with his inconsistency.

On one hand, he's a scrupulous tastemaker and has an uncanny ear for hooks and instrumentals. His projects are historically bloated with guest appearances, but Montana has an arresting ability to bend artists to his will in a way DJ Khaled never could. "Unforgettable" established Swae Lee as an unexpected dancehall star, success he ultimately morphed into a successful solo career. "Lockjaw" proved that the now semi-canceled Kodak Black could be more than just a mumble rapper if given the chance to shine.

But on the other hand, French Montana has always been one of hip-hop's most tepid lyricists. His lyrics are usually either drowned out by layers of auto-tune gurgles, and the words you can hear are often cryptic metaphors devoid of any consistent thematic meaning to tie them all together. "Put the needle in your ass, keep they table green," he raps on "Montana," the intro to his eponymous third album. "Multi-millionaire, strapped like O-Dog, can't teach new tricks to old dogs."

MONTANA is a budding commercial success, but its best moments are when French serves as the project's conductor rather than emcee. "Writing on the Wall" is absolutely infectious, "Wanna Be" finds the post-hiatus PARTYNEXTDOOR in full command of his reggaeton sensibilities in a way not seen since 2018. Gunna's woozy vibrato floats effortlessly along the Harry Fraud-produced "Suicide Doors." But MONTANA's biggest strength is also its biggest flaw. The project actively caters to the talent it's hosting, and while it makes for a handful of satisfying radio-ready singles, the double-album is a slog that regularly stifles its host.

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"Twisted," produced by Juicy J, is a classic Crunk reinvention, and while Juicy sounds right at home, guest features from Logic and A$AP stumble as the emcee's try to navigate uncharted waters. "Out of Your Mind" reunites French and Swae Lee for what is essentially a carbon copy of "Unforgettable."

French uses MONTANA's grand scale to demonstrate versatility, but his identity gets lost in the excess. It's a problem the rapper faces often, and while his ability to unite an expansive roaster under one roof has earned him a substantial number of hit records, it still remains to be seen how much creative substance can actually be accredited to him. He's clearly doing something right; Harry Fraud, Max B, and the late Chinx are just a few of French's label mates that exemplify the emcee's brilliant ability to foster untapped talent, and he's highly respected within hip-hop's upper echelon.

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Irritatingly, it's not as if the emcee doesn't have a plethora of interesting life experience to write about. He's a Muslim immigrant who recently returned to his home country of Morocco for the first time in 20 years. He's had a series of strange album mishaps, and most recently was hospitalized with severe stomach pain, nausea, and increased heart rate. The rapper and LACSD additionally refused to disclose any information as to what caused the illness, but Montana has since been placed on month-long bed rest.

"The most interesting material in his life gets misused or unmentioned," wrote Pitchfork of Jungle Rules, and unfortunately the same appears to be true with MONTANA. Vulnerability could be the emcee's greatest ally, but he instead often settles for braggadocios contention: "Stunt like Muslim, I don't eat. I cop the Lam'," he raps on "Saucy." "When I get hot head and cold feet, I got heat 'em up." The missed opportunities for reflection deflate his music into recyclable party tracks, but while he has plenty of awards and accolades that may disagree, the rapper has yet to release anything with staying power.

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Don't Worry, Miley Cyrus Is Still Freaky

With "Mother's Daughter," Miley Cyrus makes a pro-choice tribute to feminist punks.

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Anyone still concerned that Miley Cyrus might be reverting back to her squeaky-clean Southern roots can stop right now, because it's clear that Miley isn't going back to white dresses and fields of wildflowers anytime soon.

Her newest video, "Mother's Daughter," finds her celebrating feminism, freedom of choice, queerness, and gender fluidity. She spends most of the video rolling around in a skin-tight red leather bodysuit and calling herself nasty, evil, and a witch—all words traditionally used to denounce women who don't comply with patriarchal norms. "Don't f**k with my freedom," goes the refrain, and it's clear that Cyrus is deadly serious: She has a fanged genitals to prove it.

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Though her performance comes off as slightly trite and exaggerated, the video's strongest point is its lineup of diverse bodies, all in flattering and powerful positions. That's a refreshing change from the legions of slim, mostly white, heteronormative-looking backup dancers that have been constants in music videos since the dawn of MTV. Guest features include 11-year-old philanthropist Mari Copley, body-positive actress and model Angelina Duplisea, dancer and activist Mela Murder, non-binary professional skateboarder Lacey Baker, trans models Aaron Phillip and Casil McArthur, and Cyrus's own mother, Tish Cyrus.

Overall, the video is decidedly intersectional, not exclusively fixated on race, gender, or sexuality but rather concerned with tearing down the boundaries between them. Along with its diverse cast, it features an array of feminist messages, including "virginity is a social construct" and "my body my choice" flashing between clips, alongside "images of breastfeeding, C-sections, menstruation pads—everything [about the female body] that's supposed to carry some taboo, but we should be beyond that," in the words of the video's director, Alexandre Moors. This imagery and the video's overall concept were modeled after the punk aesthetics of pioneering feminist groups like Riot Grrrl and Guerrilla Girls.

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"The video is about the woman's body—the right to own your own body and make it free from the male gaze, in any way shape and form," said Moors in an interview with the New York Times. "It's a broad message, and we're not trying to be dogmatic. But we're living in difficult times in America, and what I get from this video is that it injects a lot of energy and determination and the right fuel for the struggle."

Still, in an era where social justice equals profit, it's likely that we'll be seeing more and more pop stars (or rather, their marketing teams) cashing in on diversity and social awareness. Sometimes, that will lead to painfully manufactured flops like Taylor Swift's ill-advised "You Need to Calm Down," which used a demographic Swift was not a part of as an accessory, so that she could place herself at the helm of a phony brand of allyship.

On the other hand, Cyrus—who is actually bisexual and who has a long history of supporting LGBTQ+ causes—comes off as a bit more genuine in this video than Swift did, as she's not trying to speak out for groups that she doesn't belong to. She also puts her own body on the line, drawing "mixed reactions" for its "intense imagery," according to Fox, and seemingly promising that her commitment to radical feminism is not just an act.

However, what really needs to happen in this era of social-justice-as-branding is the elevation of voices who actually belong to marginalized demographics. After all, Miley Cyrus has done performed her fair share of cultural appropriation, picking up and dropping identities at will; perhaps she's found her niche in intersectional feminism, but time will tell.

In the end, it's great when stars support intersectionality and representation, but that doesn't make up for actually recognizing artists who don't belong to dominant identities (or who aren't backed up by massive corporate record deals).

On the other hand, in a nation that seems closer to Handmaid's Tale-levels of dystopia each day, any protest is better than nothing, right?

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