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Myspace Was the Last Good Social Media Site

Myspace was the last social media that recognized the Internet's unique potential for individuality.

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At some point in 2006, I changed my name on Myspace from "Dan" to "D for Dandetta."

It was my freshman year of high school, and V for Vendetta had just come out in theaters (my friend and I snuck in after buying tickets to see Amanda Bynes' She's the Man). As a young, as-of-then-undiagnosed autistic nerd who thoroughly misunderstood social conventions, I decided that since V for Vendetta was easily the coolest R-rated movie I had ever seen, cute girls would think I was very cool by association if I tailored my online social presence to reflect it.

I made my profile background black to represent the darkness in my heart, and I changed the text color to red because revolution is bloody or something. I also set Vincent Valentine's theme song from Final Fantasy VII, which was edgy and mysterious just like me, to play on my profile in an endless loop.

One girl I had a crush on actually did start calling me "Dandetta." I thought she used it as an affectionate nickname, but in retrospect, probably not. In my defense, my brain was not fully developed.

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Happy Birthday, Elliott Smith: The Indie Rock Legend's 10 Best Songs

The singer-songwriter would have been 51 today.

JJ Gonson

Today, August 6, 2020, Elliott Smith would have turned 51 years old.

Smith was born in Omaha, Nebraska, raised in north Texas, and spent a good portion of his life in Portland, Oregon before settling in Los Angeles. Before his sudden and mysterious death in 2003, the prolific singer-songwriter released five studio albums of poignant, rootsy indie rock, with his sixth studio album and a compilation of rarities being released posthumously. He became known for his dismal lyrics—often referencing his mental health and substance abuse habits—and his distinctively whispery vocals, which he often double-tracked to create an eerie, textured ambiance.

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RIP Jeff Bezos: 5 Deaths More Ridiculous Than Jeff Bezos "Drowning in the Amazon"

Twitter users are joking that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos "drowned in the Amazon river," but these famous deaths are even stranger.

On Wednesday morning Twitter was taken over by the hashtag #RIPJeffBezos.

Along with heartfelt memorials to the Amazon CEO after he purportedly "drowned in the Amazon River," users included images of the mogul's famously bald head and references to his great achievements.

Of course most of those images were actually of various other bald celebrities and fictional characters, and Jeff Bezos—famous for accruing wealth in excess of 100 billion dollars—is alive and well, nowhere near the Amazon river. Bezos just happens to be the latest in a trend of fake celebrity death announcements that have taken over Twitter.

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