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13 Christmas Songs for Nihilists and Weirdos

It's Christmas! That means it's time to alienate your friends, and make your children feel weird and disaffected! Right?

The holiday season is upon us!

It's Christmas! Time to start breaking out those old Christmas albums. Put on some Bing Crosby, some Mariah Carey, maybe even a little John and Yoko… if you're a normie that is. Who needs that kitschy, sentimental junk? For this Christmas, let's get weird. Here are thirteen songs for people whose relationship to the holiday season is… unconventional. Enjoy!

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