The only thing more American than apple pie is a nip slip.

Or in this case, bottom slips. On August 29th, Farrah Abraham of Teen Mom fame accidentally showed more skin than planned on the red carpet for the screening of Ad Astra. Her floral-print ball gown by French designer Christophe Guillarme featured a thigh-high slit that made it clear Abraham had opted to attend the premiere sans undergarments. You might think that in this age of sexual freedom, skimpy outfits, photo leaks, and body positivity, we'd be past making a big deal out of something as run of the mill as a skirt revealing more than intended. But the incident immediately made headlines, overshadowing the premiere and causing a stir on social media. She later posted a picture on Instagram.

Interestingly, the reality star had a similar "accident" at last year's Cannes Film Festival, and video later showed that the crotch-shot was intentional. Commenters on Abraham's Venice Instagram were not going to let her forget it.

One person wrote: "So you had to flash your vag just like you did at the Cannes? Pretty sad that's how you choose to keep your name in the tabloids. At each event you were clearly pulling your dress to flash everyone your vag." Another said, "Farrah 101 for when you're an irreverent wannabe...of course we flash our cooter...oooops I mean 'wardrobe malfunction'...you've got to be one of the most desperate people I've ever seen...and all in the presence of poor Sophia...such a roll model."

If the "malfunction" was in fact intentional, one has to admit that if the goal was free publicity, it was a savvy move. If you Google "celebrity wardrobe malfunction," 32,100,000 results appear immediately. Admit it, you can't name who won the 2004 super bowl, you probably can't even say for sure which teams played, but you absolutely remember the exact instant during the half time show when Janet Jackson showed America more than her killer dance moves.

The iconic wardrobe malfunction made headlines everywhere, throwing the game into the background. Or maybe you remember when Chrissy Teigen didn't account for the breeze and accidentally showed off her immaculately waxed undercarriage. Or the famous instance of Britney Spears exiting a car without any underwear on. So why are people vilifying Abraham for merely giving the people what they want?

Why do we care so much about glimpses of usually covered human anatomy? Why do we find nip slips and accidental cr*tch shots more titillating than images of bare bodies that are readily available online or even in movies? What is the undeniable appeal of an outfit going rogue?

The truth is that we love seeing someone's body without their explicit consent.

People are so riled up about Abraham's manufactured malfunction because knowing it was intentional takes away much of the appeal. And that's pretty f*cked up.

As we take baby steps towards becoming a society that prioritizes consent, we have to realize that reveling in wardrobe malfunctions can't be a part of that better future. The human body isn't inherently sexual or scandalous, and it's never okay to look at someone's naked body if they don't mean to show it to you. It's 2019: Aren't we a different society than we were when n*pple gate shook our worlds? Isn't it time to stop treating the human body like a spectacle? Maybe, instead of shaming Farrah Abraham for merely capitalizing on an American perversion, we should take a look inwards and think about why we're still so fascinated by wardrobe malfunctions—and what exactly that says about us.

Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker—everyone’s favorite bat shit crazy teen mom-turned-porn star is back—girlfriend is looking for love and she’s as gloriously insane as ever

The Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker teaser clip shows the world girlfriend's back.

And, she’s as cray cray as ever.

Abraham is one of the subjects of Patti Stanger’s new show, Million Dollar Matchmaker.

In the teaser, Stanger vows to turn a bunch of mentally unstable losers in love into viable date material.

Good luck with that love.

There’s Abraham doing what she does best—flapping her fake-nailed hands in the air and crying.

"I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the 25-year-old whines.

Yeah, that’s a really tough one Farrah.

We’re gonna have to have a really long, hard think about that.

There’s also that plastic-surgery addicted, Human Ken doll guy, Justin Jedlica.

Stanger sends him on a date with a dude in a blindfold.

So he can learn to rely on his conversation skills and personality, rather than his looks alone.

Hahah.

Oh, and there’s some schlubby chick, who vows she’s “a 10.”

Stranger soon shoots her down though—reassuring her, no, no you’re not.

Way to go Patti!

It’s all tied together with the usual, tears, drama and insane screaming—mainly from Stanger.

But we’re confident Abraham will add to it with a quota of her own unique cray cray.

Stanger warns she’s going to have to “break down” the mentally unstable losers in love.

Shouldn’t be too hard given the mentally unstable circumstances.

Stanger vows she’s going to “Build them back up!”

About as much chance of that happening as the Mexican government paying for Trump’s wall.

Stanger screams:

If I can't fix you up, who the fuck can?!!!

Indeed Ms. Stanger….indeed.

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This probably won’t come as a shock to anyone, but you know Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom Og?

That bitch cray cray.

The 24-year-old mother-of-one sat down for an exclusive interview with The Nik Richie Podcast, and basically said she was better than Kim Kardashian.

Yep you read that right.

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Well, if she meant at sex tapes, then she’s actually correct.

After all, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star proved to only be a two-input girl when she starred in the infamous 2003 “leaked” home made porn.

Farrah’s Back Door Teen Mom was far more daring, as the title suggests.  However Farrah insists that there are many ways that she has "surpassed" the queen of all reality TV.

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To be fair though, Nik Richie, who owns the scandalous website The Dirty, started the whole thing when he said:

"Everything's with you is a story, it gets picked up no matter what we do. You are like Kim Kardashian. Anything Kim Kardashian says, automatic news. Do you put yourself into that category of Kardashian?"

Then Farrah boldly busted out with this delicious nugget of narcissistic delusion. "I've been beating out Kim on a lot of things,"

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"Do you think you've surpassed Kim Kardashian?" Richie asked.

"I think I've surpassed her in certain aspects," she bragged. "Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey."

"I think I'm doing very well, if not better," she adds.

Like…how? Financially? Parentally? Plastic surgically? How, Farrah? How?

Sadly, Abraham didn’t detail examples of her superiority, and so we’re left to wonder.

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She's so humble

Later in the show, Richie asks Abraham if she considers herself a "sociopath,” and she didn’t know what the word meant!

Lawd Ha’mercy.

Nik then assisted her by using less syllabic synonyms, like “self absorbed.”

"No, I'm not self absorbed,"she said before demonstrating exactly that. "I think, now I do acting and I'm doing films and stuff and people say I'm so selfless and that's why I'm so good at acting and they can't even believe it."

The full interview with Farrah is available in it's full glory on PodcastOne.

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Poor poor Farrah Abraham.

The reality star is basically just an angry scared little girl inside a surgically altered tough-woman-acting 24-year-old’s body.

Abraham has one go to emotion in any time of stress, or in any situation when she feels fear or discomfort, and that’s anger—insane, immense anger.

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When she’s not displaying that anger, Abraham comes across as some weird kind of Stepford Wife, unauthentic and almost robotic in her behavior—like, the lights are on but no-one’s home.

She’s at her most authentic Farrah Abraham, when she drops the Stepford Wife facade, loses control, and allows the anger to come out—and she appears to be the most proud of herself at those times.

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Sadly, the longer she continues her weird Stepford/insane anger dynamic, the less likely it is that she’s ever going to resolve her issues once and for all—in fact, she seems to be turning into more of a caricature of herself with each passing day.

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That was no more apparent than in Monday night’s Teen Mom OG finale, when Farrah launched into an insane expletive filled attack on MTV producer, Larry Musnik.

It all kicked off after Musnik turned up at Abraham’s new $2million mansion in LA, with a crew, to film her moving day.

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Abraham had just been told she couldn’t take part in a rival network’s reality show, with her mom, Debra Danielson, as it would make her in breach of contract—so, she refused to allow Musnik and his crew to film her.

The two went back and forth, with Abraham posturing, and insisting she’s done nothing wrong, and the confrontation got increasingly more heated.

"You know what's so fucking laughable right now?" Abraham screamed at Musnik. "I'm laughing, I would love to not laugh in your face, why are you so white trash? What a dumb, twisted motherfucker!”

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"This entire thing for you is because of this show!" Musnik countered. "We walked in the door when you were in a cheerleading outfit. This gave you your start."

"Sophia's dad died, that's what got your shit picked up," Abraham screamed. "I don’t need to be a part of a trashy ass show anymore because I make millions of dollars doing other shit.”

"This gave you your start! This gave you your start!" Musnik yelled.

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"Why are you so white trash? Are you around people all the time who are trash, and you need to keep arguing with me?" Abraham screamed. "Get the fuck out of my property!"

"Son of a bitch, get the fuck away from me," Abraham shrieked, physically shoving Musnik onto the street.

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"Go fuck yourself, and I will never work with you guys again," Abraham vowed,  before running into her house and slamming the door.

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Although she’s not publicly commented on the altercation, she’s clearly proud of her behavior, as she tweeted a clip of her attacking Musnik, on Monday, along with the warning, "Don't Mess with this mama's family."

In a sneak peek clip of part one of the Teen Mom OG Reunion special—which you can watch right here on PopdustDr. Drew attempts to get to the bottom of Farrah’s angry outbursts.

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“Obviously we’ve got to talk about that fight with the producer, Larry, that we saw there. What got you so angry? What was that all about?” He asks.

“I think there was a bunch of things that got me angry, and I don’t really feel that any person who is an elder who I am working with…” Farrah begins, prompting Dr. Drew to laugh, and interrupt, “An elder?”

“An elder, who I’m working with, should antagonize me or fight with me, and not communicate appropriately. And I think things got heightened and out of control.” Abraham says.

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“I, I — Larry doesn’t usually get like that,” Dr. Drew counters.

“I’ve seen Larry — I mean, everyone changes over the years, so,” Farrah says.

“How are you and Larry doing now? You guys cool?” Dr. Drew asks.

“Great,” Farrah says. “Fine. I’m fine with everyone.”

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As she is clearly NOT fine with anyone, let alone everyone, Dr. Drew probes further, perhaps in the hope of sparking some self-awareness.

“Um, You had something horrible happen in childhood?” He asks.

“Yeah.” Farrah replies.

“There’s something called traumatic reenactment that humans do…one of the crazy things about humans is when something bad happens to us — particularly in childhood — we reenact it over and over again in our adult life. And you’ve had men exploit you?” Dr. Drew continues.

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“Yeah.” Farrah replies.

“You had some things happen to you that you would not do today?” Dr. Drew asks.

“Yeah.” Farrah replies.

“You look sad while I talk about this.” Dr. Drew says.

“Because it’s so sad,” Farrah replies.

“Why?” Dr. Drew asks.

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“I don’t really feel like people should have to go through with that.” Farrah says.

“Well, but you’ve been there,” Dr. Drew points out.

“That’s part of life,” Farrah says, doing her usual act of putting on a big tough girl act.

“Well, stop it. Stop dismissing it. That is sad,” Dr. Drew says.

“Yeah.” Farrah replies.

“It’s sad to have been hurt a a child, right?” Dr. Drew asks, as Farrah nods, and starts to become visibly emotional and upset.

“Super sad,” Dr. Drew says, as Farrah starts to cry.

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Bless. Poor poor Farrah.

You can watch part one of the Teen Mom OG reunion Monday on MTV at 10 p.m. EST.

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Wah! Wah! Wah! Poor old bullied Farrah Abraham... Wah!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have spoken out in defense of the Teen Mom star following her shit-tastic and utterly insane appearance on the most recent season of Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother.

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As Popdust previously reported, Abraham paired up with fellow yank, and porn star, Jenna Jameson, during her time in the CBB house, and they made for a truly deranged and deluded gruesome twosome indeed.

Literally from the get go, Abraham was up in everyone’s grill, on the attack, accusing all the British housemates of being “phony” and filled with “Satan” and butting heads—particularly with comedian Bobby Davro and singer Natasha Hamilton.

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To the casual and uniformed reality TV viewer, Abraham came across as the undoubted aggressor, stirring up a whoop ass can of shit and leaving a trail of verbal destruction in her wake—however, to the more seasoned and discerning reality TV viewer, not so!

In fact, according to Speidi, who were runners-up on season 11 of the show, back in 2013, it was actually poor old Farrah who was bullied and disrespected by the others—and, according to Speidi, the 24-year-old was set up and FORCED into acting like a psychopath.

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The renown and respected Reality TV sages shared their words of wisdom with US Weekly:

She’s had such unfair treatment all season long. They bait her, and she tries to make up with them and then they degrade her under their breath as a mom or a woman and whenever she stands up for herself, they call her crazy.

They’ve had no respect for her from the beginning. ... She was the only entertaining part of that show. She just owned it. It’s awful how they called her ‘disgusting on the inside,’ and they just wouldn’t stop. How would anyone react to that?

As far as I’m concerned, with the way they’ve been attacking her, anything she does is self-defense. ... Farrah was totally set up. It’s not that I condone violence, but I completely understand why she’d react to these people because she has been bullied since the day she went in there.”

Did these two morons watch a totally different season of the show?!!!

Because, in the one that we watched, Abraham was the one threatening to “straight up fucking kill this whole fucking house” following a fight over a pair of flip flops; Abraham was the one screaming, shouting and acting like a clearly mentally unhinged piece of shit; Abraham was the one doling it out and then crying like a baby and ranting like a crazy woman when it came back to her….

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Oh, and let’s not forget—it was Abraham who, upon being voted out of the house, verbally attacked a previous CBB contestant, before going on to physically attack another, during a live TV broadcast of the follow-up show, landing another former contestant, Vicki Michelle, in hospital, and forcing the show to go temporarily off air.

But, hey, what do WE know?!!

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Abraham continued to play the victim card right up till the end—making sure she was photographed leaving a hospital in a wheelchair, and then refusing to attend the taping of the live finale for purposes of self preservation—tweeting, “I will NOT be attending the @bbuk finale tonight! I don't wish to put myself in a potentially hostile situation #Cbb.”

Meanwhile, the Farrah Abraham crazy train rolls on….

Wow.  Just WOW!

As previously reported by Popdust, Farrah Abraham has been in the UK taking part in Celebrity Big Brother, flying the flag for the US team.  She's been a, shall we say, controversial housemate.  When we say controversial, we mean fucking obnoxious, argumentative and a total and utter bitch.

Well she got hers on Friday night and was evicted from the house. Her grand exit was greeted by boos, and she then appeared on the spin off show Celebrity Big Brother's Bit On The Side (CBBBOTS) where she came up against outspoken Nicola McLean.  They ended up having a verbal slanging match, which had to be refereed by host Rylan Clark (the utterly fantastic, hilariously talented presenter).

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Fast forward to last night, and the latest evictees from the show were Farrah's BFF, Jenna Jameson (#Jarrah (ugh)), and Janice Dickinson, who the UK can't decide whether she is plain bat shit crazy or the most skilled reality show player ever.

CBBBOTS always have panel and audience discussion and on the panel to discuss the latest events were one Farrah Abraham, an actress and ex CBB contestant Vicki Michelle and former regular Big Brother housemate Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who just coincidentally happens to be best mates with Nicola McLean and so went into the show with an agenda.  Are you keeping up?

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You knew it was all going to kick off from the beginning, when Rylan asked Aisleyne whether she'll miss Farrah being in the house.  The blonde bombshell didn't mince her words, saying; "She was just horrible.  She never took accountability for anything she did. She's a silly little girl, it's just pathetic. She's just nasty."

She continued, "It's one thing standing up for yourself and being a strong woman and it's one thing being a nasty horrible bitch.  You've got your cheque, you've had your cheque now get on the plane and fuck off."

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Take that Teen Mom!  Farrah was, for once, on the verbal back foot and was left trying to get a word in edgewise, but Horgan-Wallace was on a roll;  "Get on the plane and fuck off, no-one likes you.  We don't want you here.  Go on!"

True to form, Farrah responded in a totally deluded fashion, claiming; "I am a responsible young, wonderful woman."

Yeah ok Farrah.

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Cut back to Rylan looking a little shell shocked to introduce and interview the latest two housemates to be evicted, Jenna and Janice.  After a little chat they joined the panel which is where the whole show fell completely to pieces.

Rylan asked Farrah about Austin Armacost, (who is still in the house) and his anger issues (he had previously ranted at Janice, calling her a "fucking cunt" and "a disgrace of a mother").  Farrah commended him for his subsequent apology and for recognizing that he is working through some issues.

Aisleyne could be heard in the background saying "shame you didn't".  Farrah tried to dismiss her by saying "hag be quiet, hag be quiet" and the next thing we saw was Aisleyne shouting "sorry?" and reaching for her glass of champagne with Rylan desparately trying to calm them down.

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The slightly delayed live feed then cut to the CBB logo before a clearly shocked Rylan appeared saying; "Hi guys, unfortunately we did have to pop that [logo] up there due to a matter that happened.  Unfortunately we have lost our panel for the evening because we are going to carry on."  He then interviewed a few audience members before the show ended 12 minutes early.

Details of the fracas have subsequently emerged; audience members claim that Aisleyne threw her glass at Farrah, Janice threw a chair and Vicki Michelle was rushed to hospital after being glassed....(Dickinson's rep later claimed that the former supermodel stopped Michelle being hurt more by throwing herself in front of her!)

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A source told The Sun;

"It was absolute chaos.  Glasses and then a chair went flying and Vicki ended up injured in the process.  Everyone was screaming and sobbing, and it was very shocking. Vicki, who hadn't caused anything herself, was caught in the crossfire and ended up being glassed."

Vicki Michelle commented that the fight "bloody hurt" and Horgan-Wallace tweeted;  "...There seems to be a lot of misconstrued stories I will set the record straight I'm tired now."

Police have this morning confirmed that they are "making inquiries to establish the exact circumstances " of last night's event.

Phew!  We're exhausted!

Glass victim Vicki Michelle and host Rylan Clark