If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, not even heaven can save us from Revenge Emily Ratajkowski.

Normal EmRata — felt so wrong even putting those words next to each other — is one thing. And by ‘one thing’ I mean, Too Hot For Malibu, World’s Hottest Woman, and Woman Of The Year.

But Revenge EmRata? Looks aside, the woman is a New York Times Bestselling author, Partner and Creative Director for Loops Beauty, supermodel, and mother.