The 3 Least Factual Things Ben Shapiro Has Said This Week

As usual, no one's asked for his opinion, and these facts don't care about his feelings.

Right-wing pundit Ben Shapiro really wants to know what Brett Kavanaugh's genitalia look like.

He also doesn't believe that rap music is music because his daddy says so, and he thinks American healthcare is just fine the way it is (despite multiple metrics ranking the U.S. as having the worst healthcare system of any developed nation). As the editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire and host of The Ben Shapiro Show, the 35-year-old has haunted the Intellectual Dark Web for years with his mantra, "Facts don't care about your feelings." As the author of 10 books, he's been ruining the days of millions of Americans for years with his bastardization of facts twisted to suit his conservative ideology. Here are just three of the gems he's said this past week.

​Ben Shapiro dismisses allegations of sexual assault against Brett Kavanaugh with "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's [genitalia]"

After another individual came forward about Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulting an individual during his college years, Ben Shapiro expressed the best litmus test to judge if an accuser is telling the truth: "We've had a bevy of public figures in recent years, who have had their genitalia described on national television by people who alleged sexual assault. Right, Stormy Daniels famously described President Trump's genitalia, Bill Clinton's genitalia, details of such were talked about," Shapiro said. "Nobody has yet described Kavanaugh's genitalia—now that's not dispositive, maybe they were generic, who knows."

Yes, there is definitely, positively, absolutely no reason why someone who's been sexually assaulted wouldn't be able to describe their assailant's genitalia.

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