Let these distilled doses of 1990s advertising take you back to a simpler time, when pizza came on a bagel and hair came in a can.
The field of advertising is designed to plant its simple ideas deep inside your subconscious.
As a result, your brain is overflowing with jingles, images, and snippets of commercial dialogue that you absorbed like a sponge through the hundreds of hours of TV you watched in your childhood.
While this has probably crowded out useful knowledge and skills like your CPR training, or the name of that cousin you see every few years, it does have the bonus of tapping straight into nostalgia. Short of the smell of your childhood home, there is probably nothing better than an old commercial to transport you back in time, away from the horrors and crises of the present.
With that in mind, let's not waste any more time on the intro—because you really need this right now.
Does the phrase "liquid cool" mean nothing to you? Well, in the 1990s it meant that juice box technology was obsolete, and it was time to embrace difficult to puncture metallic pouches that turned you and your friends into Alex Mack or the bad guy from Terminator 2. With stunning '90's CGI and heavy use of the whammy bar, these commercials showed how an "all natural fruit drink" could turn a game of basketball or a day on the beach into a sci-fi adventure.
Now don't you feel like a kid again? And don't you want to buy all that stuff?
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