Thank Goodness: Megan Thee Stallion Says She's Not Dating G-Eazy

The hip-hop world was up in arms yesterday when a compromising video of Megan Thee Stallion and G-Eazy sparked rumors that the unlikely pair were an item.

The video, which shows G-Eazy rather sensually kissing Megan on the cheek, prompted warranted assumptions that the two were dating. However, Megan was quick to shut down the gossip. "Lol alright nowww y'all got all y'all jokes out," the "Hot Girl Summer" rapper tweeted. "But I am not f--king G Eazy."

So why was G-Eazy practically eating the makeup off Megan's face, you ask? "He like fenty."

As we've previously discussed, G-Eazy has a pretty impressive track record for dating successful women in popular music, especially considering that he's basically the prototype of a cigarette-smoking, leather jacket-wearing, hair-slick-backing sleazy white guy, whose main personality traits are being conventionally attractive and famous. To be fair, much of Megan's subject matter also revolves around her own hotness and wealth, too—but at least she has the bars to back it up.

Yes, Megan is a grown woman and is allowed to date whoever she wants; but frankly, nobody is worthy of her, much less a hedonistic James Dean wannabe. The fact that Megan and Eazy aren't dating is a victory for hot girls everywhere.