Kids these days are up to a lot of things.
Saving the planet, running businesses, starting social movements... It's fair that we'd all be concerned for their well-being. Fortunately, the Internet has come through with a handful of codes and cheat sheets that you can use to decipher what your child is really getting up to online.
(Edgar Allan) Poe
Financial Crisis (2008)
(Two Gentlemen of) Verona
X Factor Auditions
(The New York) Yankees
The truth is that these memes are more about Boomers and Gen X'ers than they do about kids these days. We all know that older generations spend more time than anyone leaving angry comments on Facebook pages, and they're the ones who worry relentlessly about the Internet when maybe they should have been worrying about climate change or gun violence. But hey, as long as your kid isn't texting about communism, everything's going to be just fine.
Now, please, let's all get off the Internet.