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7 Smart Ways for Tekashi 6ix9ine to Spend His Millions

With his new record deal and pending release from prison, the world is his oyster!

Tekashi 6ix9ine

From his face tattoos to his Nine Trey Bloods associations, and then his extensive cooperation with law enforcement to snitch on those associates, Tekashi 6ix9ine has made a name for himself by ignoring advice and being as over the top as he can possibly be.

And so far that's worked out great! First he aligned himself with dangerous criminals, then he got kidnapped by one, then he was offered a way out—which he ignored—then he was arrested for racketeering, and immediately flipped on his former associates.

Already, dangerous people who want 6ix9ine dead are being sent away, and more convictions are certain to follow, which is expected to drastically reduce the 47 year minimum sentence 6ix9ine would otherwise be facing. His sentencing is scheduled for December, and there's even speculation that he'll be released then for time served. Meanwhile, the notoriety he's earned has resulted in an unheard of $10 million, two album record deal with 10K Projects. With all this success piling up, what could possibly go wrong?

With that in mind, he can still have a bright future ahead of him, as long as 6ix9ine makes smart purchases with his millions of dollars.

A Brand New Crew



6ix9ine loves hanging out with big tough guys, but his old group of pals probably won't be a good choice anymore. It's time for an upgrade! But where do you go when you need tough guys today? For around a million dollars a year, you can hire tough guys to follow you around everywhere you go, looking tough, and keeping an eye out for the haters.

A Baller Sound Studio

The Panic Room Company


For his two albums worth $10 million?? These new tracks will have to be absolute fire! 6ix9ine is going to need a new kind of studio, where he can get away from it all and no one can possibly disturb him while he works. For just $500,000 6ix9ine can convert an ordinary recording studio into an impenetrable fortress where he can seal himself off from the world and its distractions the moment inspiration strikes. No one is getting in there, no matter how badly they want to get to him!

A Slick New Ride

Motor Trend


Every rapper needs a ride that he can show off to the world, but with all 6ix9ine's new money, he can afford a really high-end vehicle, with some amazing features. Worried about safety? For only $500,000, he can get an armored Range Rover Sentinel that is so safe that fender benders will never be a concern—it's built to even withstand bullets and explosions!

Making it Rain

Eastbound and Down


6ix9ine is famous for his charity, and he loves nothing more than handing out cash, cash cash! Once he has millions to give away, he can start handing out fat stacks literally any time he goes out in public. And he'll probably have to pay a bit extra to confiscate people's phones, because if word got around, everyone would be after him.

A Whole New Wardrobe

Bulletproof Zone


Some people like to get the newest fashions as soon as they come out, but people who are truly flush with cash can afford some threads that will last a lifetime. And what material could be more durable than Kevlar? For just $20,000, 6ix9ine can afford to make durability look good everywhere he goes, with a stylish new wardrobe from Bulletproof Zone.

Cool New Drugs


While we can't endorse drug use, it's obviously a big part of the rap star lifestyle. But Xanax is played out! The newest prescription drug to keep the party going all night is Provigil. You've heard of sleeping with one eye open, but this drug does you one better by allowing you to go long stretches without sleeping at all! For just $1200 a month, 6ix9ine can stay up for days at a time, without crashing later. Talk about keeping your head on a swivel!

A Whole New Look

Carmon Report


6ix9ine's signature look is defined by his rainbow hair and grillz, but most importantly by his face and neck tattoos. But what if he wants a new signature look? For just $10,000 he can have his tattoos lasered off and start with a fresh canvas. And for another $35,000, he could really mix things up! That's right… total facial reconstruction. Even his mom won't recognize him!