Matthew Gray Gubler might love Halloween and live in a haunted treehouse, but the best gift that he's probably ever given the Internet was the following series of iconic photos.
Red-sweater Gubler clearly knows all the secrets of the universe, and he knows exactly which card you picked.
He is truly powerful in these photos, possessing a kind of queer, magical internal life force that burns through the screen and creates an intoxicating sense of calm. With a Criminal Minds revival on the horizonrevival on the horizon, there's no better time than now to revisit Gubler's most photogenic moments to date.
You're telling me this man is an FBI agent, a children's book author, an illustrator, a model, AND a singing chipmunk?
All is right with the world.
You are getting very sleepy...
The only thing better than these photos would be a stare-down between Gubler and this version of Miley Cyrus:
Have you seen this man's drawings? He knows something we don't.
What do you know, Matthew?