Which of Elizabeth Warren's Jackets Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
A minimal wardrobe, but make it socialist.
After trailing in recent primary elections, Elizabeth Warren is fighting her way back to the top.
During the Democratic debate this week, the Massachusetts Senator had a victorious revival by absolutely slamming her rising opponent, Michael Bloomberg. "I'd like to talk about who we're running against," she said early on in the debate. "A billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians. And no, I'm not talking about Donald Trump. I'm talking about Mayor Bloomberg." If the audience's applause hadn't been so loud, you surely would've heard the sweet sounds of Bloomberg's soul crushing. The best supporting role in this ferocious takedown, however, was Warren's magenta jacket.
Warren's outfits throughout the election thus far are as consistent as Bernie Sanders' policies. Hillary Clinton had her unmatched pantsuits, but Warren takes a more subtle approach: black pants, black top, and—the finishing touch—a solid, brightly-colored jacket. It's a simple ensemble that looks just as good on television as it does canvassing across the country, which explains why it appears as though she owns nothing else in her closet but five solid colors. This beloved uniform raises the question: If I were Elizabeth Warren's jacket, what color would I be?
So, with my authority as both a registered Democrat and a registered Co-Star user, I've figured out the definitive correlations between each sign of the Zodiac and Warren's most-used outerwear. See which of Elizabeth Warren's jackets you are, according to your sign, below.
Aries, Leo, Scorpio: Magenta Jacket Elizabeth
Magenta might seem like a soothing color, but Warren is anything but calm when she wears this bad boy. Like Warren as she absolutely drags Bloomberg, you're incredibly passionate and don't fear speaking your mind. Some might say you have a temper, but that's just politics, baby.
▲Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus: Blue Jacket Elizabeth
It's no wonder that Warren often dons blue at her rallies. Not only does it call to mind her political party, but it's a color that looks good on everyone no matter what. Like Warren's blue jacket, you're dependable and practical. Whenever you have the floor to make your perfectly analytical case, it's in everyone else's best favor to listen.
▲Libra, Sagittarius: Red Jacket Elizabeth
So what if you accidentally match Amy Klobuchar? To you, the little things are unimportant. You'd rather focus on more pressing issues, like Kate McKinnon doing a hilariously spot-on impression of you on Saturday Night Live. You're good-humored, easy to get along with, and especially levelheaded, even when the boat gets rocked a little.
▲Aquarius, Cancer: Pink Jacket Elizabeth
Warren's pink jacket doesn't make quite as many appearances, but that lends this piece to making even more of a statement when she does wear it. Warren says she's always been a little offbeat, from choosing more unconventional hobbies as a kid to flipping the typical engagement script with her husband, Bruce Mann (she proposed to him). You're a little different, but always thoughtful, considerate, and compassionate.
▲Pisces, Gemini: Casual Cardigan Elizabeth
On more casual days, Warren swaps the jacket for a comfier cardigan. Being a presidential candidate means interacting with lots of people, selling yourself as you remain personable and easygoing. You're great at all those things, proving you're fit for any job you set yourself out to get.
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