The best part of Halloween, aside from candy, scary movies, and sexy costume parties, is that every single TV show in the entire world tries to capitalize on the holiday.

I wish I could say that I was impervious to the capitalization of Halloween media, but I'm not. I love Halloween, and I love Halloween episodes. So do you. Why else would you be here? Anyways, here's a list of the 11 best Halloween episodes of your favorite shows:

How I Met Your Mother S7 E8: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"

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Ted catches the hots for Katie Holmes at a Halloween party but then loses her number written on a piece of candy. Ten years later, he tracks her down like a psychopath and realizes they're incompatible. It's like the TV sitcom version of eating candy corn and then realizing it tastes awful.