Everyone's very favorite boyband hotties, One Direction, have revealed their man crushes/male idols in an interview with London's Lesbian & Gay Switchboard.
Louis Tomlinson admitted to having a thing for loud mouth comedian-turned-revolutionist,Russell Brand,after seeing him on a talk show.
"I saw Russell Brand on Jonathan Ross and he just speaks so incredibly. I look up to him, he's cool," the singer/songwriter gushed.
“David Beckham is just a cool, cool guy," he added.
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Yep, Becks is certainly a "cool, cool guy" in our books too Louis!
As Popdust previously reported, hunky 1D heartthrob, Zayn Malik, is engaged to Little Mix singer, Perrie Edwards—but that doesn't mean he can't still appreciate Jake Gyllenhaal's obvious talents..... and by talents, we mean, acting talents.... natch...
“I wouldn't necessarily say I have a crush on him, but I really appreciate Jake Gyllenhaal's acting. I've seen him in a film called Prisoners. He's so sick," Malik admitted.
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Yessssss...... Oh Jake... your "acting" is just sooooo ....... skilled ..... sooo ....... talented ..... sooo .... hot ....
Anyway, enough about Gyllenhaal's thespian skills—onwards and upwards!
So, who does Niall Horan have a same sex crush on? Well, the 21-year-old implied that he would totally love to french a pirate.
“Johnny Depp is pretty sick and he's a really nice fella too," Horan said.
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Sadly, Liam Payne and Harry Styles didn't participate in the interview, but both have previously dished on the subject.
Playing up to the avalanche of speculative rumors that he's been embroiled in a gay relationship with Louis Tomlinson since way back in their X Factor days—which has resulted in pages and pages of fan fiction about dream couple, Larry Stylinson—Styles once admitted to Louis being his "man crush".... However, keeping everyone guessing, he later offered up Zayn Malik as his fantasy hunk pick...
And, Payne, who is currently dating model Sophia Smith, admitted to man crushing on stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre—yeah, we have no idea who that is either....
Meanwhile, they may well be adorable, ridiculous, and love the word “sick," but the 1D boys do have a good message for the kids—just be yourself.....and accept yourself for who you are.
“Just be yourself," Zayn told the Switchboard. “If that's who you are, that's who you are and don't be afraid to be the person that you are."
Amen to that our British brothers.....Amen to that.....
Hollywood's Biggest Dicks, In No Particular Order...
God, on the day he made David Beckham: "Okay. Give him a supermodel face, make him a world class athlete, and what the hell, give him a giant schlong." Arcangel: "But God, we just made Zach Braff, that hardly seems fair." God: "Yeah, you're right. Okay. Give him a really whiny, girly voice."
So that's why Rihanna kept coming back for more, even after a savage Chris Brown beat down: She was dick-motized.
We only have David Cassidy’s word for it, but, according to the former teen idol, he’s packing some serious peen. He claimed in his memoir, C’Mon Get Happy, that his brothers called him “Donk” as in donkey, and that people have told him he is “blessed” in the trouser department
Willem Dafoe is so well endowed that Lars Von Trier had to use a body double for the hideous penis cutting scene in Antichrist—claiming, Dafoe’s bulge is so huge that, “everybody got very confused when they saw it.”
According to Tony Danza’s attorneys, a full frontal naked pic of the actor, fresh out the shower and showing off a mammoth man-piece, “has caused and continues to cause him distress"
Leonardo DiCaprio is as endowed as he is talented, but don't take our word for it. Ask Cherry Pie girl Bobbie Brown who told Popdust, "His brow furrowed a little as he eased himself into me. I inhaled sharply—he was . . . titanic."
Michael Fassbender's date's got her eyes on the prize. Michael's Fassmember made such a splash in the movie Shame that it was considered for a best Supporting Actor nomination. Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron said it best when she said Fassbender's "penis was a revelation" and she is "available to work with it any time."
Australian singer turned British treasure, Peter Andre received an eye watering groin report from glamour model Jordan, who claimed her (now ex) hubby’s pork sword is the size of a large television remote control
Jamie Foxx displayed his donkey dick during a brutal full frontal scene in Django Unchained
Vincent Gallo—The Brown Bunny, we rest our case…..
The Mad Men star's penis is such a ham, wardrobe was instructed to create an undergarment that would minimize the distracting (cast) member. Jon's Hamm has since joined SAG and is currently auditioning for speaking roles.
Beyonce ain't drunk on love, she's drunk on dick! According to an ex lover of Jay Z's, it’s, "Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."
Joe Manganiello was cast as Big Dick Richie in Magic Mike with very good reason..
Tom Jones’ huge penis is almost more of a rock legend than the great man himself. And, the Welsh Lothario maintains it in tip-top condition, admitting he likes to keep “Wendell” minty fresh by bathing it in Listerine
According to Popdust's Kiss and Tell Girl, John Mayer has been blessed with such an awesome hybrid of flexibility and large penistry, that he can give himself a blow job! Turns out his body is a wonderland! Congrats, Mayer Penis.
Chris Isaak is also rumored to be so well endowed he can give himself a blow job
Ewan McGregor’s sizable schlong has been rammed down our throats (so to speak) in several movies, with full frontals in Trainspotting and The Pillow Book to name just two
According to the self-professed original supermodel Janice Dickinson, Liam Neeson "opened his pants, and an Evian bottle fell out."
And speaking of humble Irishmen, Colin Farrell, per his own description, made our Smallest Penises list—but not so, if you ask a more reliable source, like your own eyeballs, or, Christie Buckner, who claimed, "it looks like a baby wandered into a bush, grabbed an apple, then stuck only his arm out to show Mommy." The question is, who do you trust more: Colin Farrell, or your balls?
When it comes to Ray J, all we can say is ouch…..
Size really DOES matter when it comes to gay porn—hence, Simon Rex’s successful career back in the day
No wonder Jennifer Aniston has a smile on her face these days—have you seen that jogging scene from The Leftovers?
We all know Robin Thicke is well hung…. because he plastered the fact all over a giant backdrop in his Blurred Lines video—and, in case anyone thought it was a baseless boast, his soon-to-be ex-wife confirmed the fact in an interview when they were still happily in love, “Robin’s like, ‘Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but.…’ But I think that the statement is fairly accurate!” Paula Patton told Glamour magazine.
Tommy Lee has a massive wang. Popdust readers to Popdust: Yeah, we know.
Mark Whalberg’s Calvin Klein ads pretty much speak for themselves……
If anyone knows about peen it’s super-groupie, Connie Hamzy. She dished on Huey Lewis’ super-sized schlong during an interview with Howard Stern, claiming, "He's the biggest. I've always said he's the biggest” All hail Huey Lewis, Hollywood's biggest dick!
