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Everything You Need to Know About DarkSide, Colonial, and the Viral Gas Panic

The Colonial Pipeline is up and running again, but the madness isn’t over…

End Times Update 5/8/2021: Dogecoin, J. Cole, and Caitlyn Jenner

One clone’s perspective on pop culture.

I Was Wrong About Dogecoin — And My Brain Is Melting

I have become the boomer.

Meet John Swartzwelder: The Reclusive Weirdo Who Made The Simpsons Great

John Swartzwelder has broken his silence in a first ever interview with The New Yorker.

This Instagram Account Will Help You Stay Sane Under Late Capitalism

“I THRIVE AT THE OFFICE.” “THIS WEEKEND WILL BE LEGENDARY.” “I AM SANE.” These are just a few of the quotes you’ll find on the Instagram account @afffirmations, a motivational page that promises something called “Global Self Hypnosis.” Scroll through afffirmations’ posts and you’ll find blurry, heavily edited, technicolor images emblazoned with enthusiastic quotes like […]

The Ever Given Is Being Held Hostage

Remember when the Ever Given got stuck in the Suez Canal, holding up global shipping channels and resisting every attempt to free it until it was gently lifted out of its predicament by the moon? Well, everyone’s favorite giant green problem child is stuck again, albeit in a different kind of hostage situation. Yes, the […]

Why Are So Many Young Influencers Dying?

Is there an epidemic of premature death among Internet celebrities?

This Haunts Me: “My Immortal” May Be One of the Greatest Works of Postmodern Art

Was “My Immortal” a genuine work of terrible fanfiction, or was it a big ironic joke all along?

This Haunts Me: Miley Cyrus’s Twerking Phase

It was the cultural appropriation olympics and Miley was getting all the gold.

Wait … Is Lil Nas X Going to Jail?

Controversy following Lil Nas X’s “Call Me By Your Name” video and the Satan Shoes MSCHF sneaker collaboration (containing human blood, in case you forgot) led to the hashtag #FreeLilNasX